Moriarty the Patriot: An RPG Player's License to Do Anything

Game Quest: Investigate the Moriarty fire?

A. Yes. I swear to investigate it to the bitter end.

B. No. Leave with the brothers. It was an accident.

You're playing a character growth game. Whenever you pull weeds, chop wood, or do housework, your mother goes berserk and says, "That's not elegant!"

Every NPC in the manor refuses to give you quests. If not for the handsome CGs of your older brother Albert, you'd almost have quit the game.

With no other choice, you idle in the study to grind Intelligence.

Albert is stunned. "A page a second? William, what kind of study method is that?"

At a ball, five-year-old you drags the noble girls into a wild dance party, determined to max out your Dance skill.

Everyone else: "We used to say the second son of the Moriarty family was an idiot. Now it looks like he's a lunatic."

At ten, you go to the police station every day to solve cases and grind experience.

Game Quest: The case of Jason the painter murdering his wife Mia.

Game Choices:

A. Mia committed suicide.

B. Her husband Jason killed her.

Choose B.

Congratulations! You've become a locally renowned detective.

You: Another perfectly ordinary day.

To improve your character, you run away from home and idle at the largest library in Britain. While there, you meet two little blondies.

Game Quest: Help Jin and Louis get into the library.

Jin and Louis: "Young master, wait! Please don't take your clothes off in public!"

Albert arrives and grabs you.

On the day the orphans are adopted, Jin and Louis thank you for helping them before.

You: "What? Have we met? I see countless blond NPCs every day."

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