Damn Dio Decides to Claim the Joestar Fortune Through His Child

Synopsis:

Dio: I already told my bro I’d stop being human. What’s wrong with making love with him?

Dio: The more someone schemes, the more likely their plans are to fail because of the unexpected. So, JoJo, why don’t you hurry up and hand the family fortune over to our son!

Dio is finding a new way to seize the family fortune...

When his eldest son, Giorno, disobeyed his parents and decided to become a yangge star, his second son, Gojo Satoru, spent all day causing chaos as a foul-mouthed cat, his third son, Uchiha Itachi, became obsessed with lying flat and doing nothing, and his fourth son, Senju Hashirama, gambled every day and lost everything, Jonathan could only clutch his head and weep.

Jonathan: The Joestars have been gentlemen for generations! Why is this happening!

Before You Read:

A JoDio story about having children and raising them.

The happy love story and family life of Dio, a haughty, proud, tsundere beauty who is the bottom, and Jonathan, a gentleman who is upright and kind, but privately has a puppy-like side, who is the top.

Dio says he’ll make sure the Joestar family line dies out, but secretly bears Jonathan four children.

The eldest son is Giorno, the second child is Gojo Satoru, and the youngest are twin brothers Uchiha Itachi and Senju Hashirama.

Everyone except Giorno has their memories.

Human at first, vampires later.

The timeline is jumbled, and the characters may be out of character.

A lighthearted story, mostly a comedy about JoJo.

Theme: Even a gentleman can save an evil savior of the world.