Written alongside another story: I Could Never Be Your Dad! A proud, easily flustered, clear-eyed and clueless, delicate college-student bottom × an elegant, refined, sharp-witted, modern-Chinese-style CEO top. Worth checking out; its blurb is below.
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Uptight taxidermist top Lou Yue × high-maintenance model bottom Li Yin
Lou Yue never thought he'd get mixed up with someone like Li Yin: green-eyed, brown-haired, handsome as Pan An, and full of lies.
His Chinese is perfectly good, yet he selectively pretends not to understand what people say.
After Lou Yue rejects Li Yin for the Nth time, the man still shows up at his studio right on time, smiling as he says, "Lou Yue, did you think you could run away after sleeping with me?"
"Li Yin, I think I've made myself perfectly clear. What happened between us was an accident." Lou Yue stresses it again. "Do you know when to cut your losses?"
Li Yin repeats innocently, "Huh? My Chinese isn't very good, so I don't really understand. But I've heard a Chinese saying: One night together makes you husband and wife for a hundred days. So you could say we're a couple now."
"???" Who the hell can say that and claim not to know Chinese?
In Lou Yue's eyes, Li Yin is especially good at playing the victim!
When it rains, he calls Lou Yue and says pitifully, "Yue-ge, it's raining. I'm scared."
At night, he has to cuddle up and act cute. "Yue-ge, I won't be able to sleep if you don't hold me."
When he travels for work, he even has to bring one of Lou Yue's shirts, gazing at him suggestively. "Yue-ge, your scent is the only thing that puts me at ease."
Lou Yue acts calm on the surface, but how could he not fall for such an adorable little kitten who can't live without him?
Written alongside another story: I Could Never Be Your Dad! Please add it to your collection!
Two (not close) (straight) men raise a daughter (who drops out of the sky). Daily chaos and hilarity!
A proud, easily flustered, clear-eyed and clueless, delicate college-student bottom × an elegant, refined, sharp-witted, modern-Chinese-style CEO top
Volume One: Zhuang Zhou Dreams of a Butterfly
The hectic search for Dad:
Hai Yingjiang is a six-year-old, pampered little princess. One day, she wakes up and finds herself ten years in the past!
She falls asleep, and the sky falls. Her home is gone.
She also goes through the hardest period of her life with her younger dad, Hai Rongchuan: staying in a standard hotel room (her skin itches), riding an electric scooter (she catches a fever from the wind), and eating takeout (she has an allergic reaction and is rushed to the hospital).
From then on, the word "poor" is etched into her heart when she thinks of her younger dad.
Hai Rongchuan, a graduate-school entrance exam candidate, has finally studied himself crazy.
He's started hallucinating.
"Younger Dad, did you really forget about me?" A little girl stands before him, looking at him with tearful eyes.
Hai Rongchuan points at himself. "Me? I'm your dad! You don't even look like me!"
He has double eyelids and a head of curly hair. The little girl has single eyelids and straight black hair!
"I look more like Big Dad, but my personality is like yours. I'm delicate and frail." Seeing him about to get angry, the little girl quickly changes her tune. "Big Dad said that, not me!"
Hai Rongchuan's worldview finally crumbles. He's a man, and he had a little girl with another man!
Jiang Boqian has kept himself chaste for thirty years. He never imagined that one day a little girl would come looking for him!
"Big Dad, I finally found you." The little girl throws herself into his arms, tears streaming down her face.
Jiang Boqian crouches and patiently says, "Little girl, you've got the wrong person. I can't possibly be your father."
The little girl excitedly calls out to a young man in the distance, wearing a hat and mask and fully bundled up as he crouches on the ground playing with his phone. "Younger Dad, I found your husband!"
Jiang Boqian sees the young man glance around nervously and say furtively, "How many times have I told you? Don't call me Dad. Call me Big Brother."
"Big Brother, I found our dad." The little girl runs over and pulls him along.
Hai Rongchuan: "..."
Jiang Boqian: "..."
Volume Two: Once a Move Is Made, There's No Regret
Utterly unhinged, outwardly indifferent designer × extremely fatherly, ultra-controlling CEO
Hai Rongchuan lies half-reclined on the hospital bed. Jiang Boqian grips his chin and forces him to meet his eyes. "Hai Rongchuan, what was our agreement?"
"Not to sleep with anyone else. I didn't."
"What if I'd gotten there a moment later? Hai Rongchuan, if something like this happens again, do you know what the consequences will be?"
"Jiang Boqian, when are you going to let me go?"
"Never in this lifetime. Don't even think about it."
Coming soon: The Real Young Master Fantasizes About Being Unbothered and Pure. Please add it to your collection!
Supremely laid-back, with rare and bizarre skills, real-young-master bottom × wealthy, devoted-to-his-wife, huge, loyal-dog top
Nanshan Qing grew up with his grandfather in the mountains. Every day, he went hiking, played chess, practiced swordsmanship, and basked in the sun, living a life as leisurely as a hermit.
If his grandfather hadn't insisted that he go to college, he would have been perfectly happy spending his whole life among the mountains.
Only after leaving the mountains did he realize how naive he'd been. The old man had sold him out.
Wasn't he just a country bumpkin? A real young master from a wealthy family? What kind of plot was this?
It was only after he arrived at the Shen family home that his utter inability to fit in became clear!
All his siblings were fighting over the family fortune, battling each other for money and power.
And him?
Drinking tea, practicing swordsmanship, riding horses, meditating.
Every so often, he'd disappear for three or five days, saying the city was too stressful and he was going back to the mountains for some fresh air.
The Shen family: Huh? You're stressed? Do you even know what stress is?
Gao Xingyun thinks his college roommate has an aloof, exceptional air and mysterious manner, like some kind of martial arts master on TV.
Gao Xingyun asks eagerly, "Shanqing, you know how to use a sword. Can you also fly through the air?"
"Isn't that a beginner technique? Even three-year-olds can do it. I flew down the mountain when I left." Nanshan Qing casually wipes his sword.
Gao Xingyun immediately becomes his little sidekick, eyes sparkling. "Really? When can I see you do it?"
"..." Nanshan Qing pauses, surprised that the guy actually believed him.
Looking at the young man crouching in front of him like a big puppy, he can't help ruffling his hair.
Don't they say the city is full of tricks? How has someone this gullible managed to make it this far?
Later:
Shen family's eldest brother: Little brother, we need a leading man for our company's new show. Could you fill in?
Shen family's second sister: Little brother, um, I need a date for a banquet. Will you come with me?
Shen family's youngest sister: Little brother, could you go to my parent-teacher meeting?
Gao Xingyun: Shanqing, honey, why are you ignoring me again?
Theme: Respect life and revere nature!
An Apocalypse Boss Arrives in the Bridal Chamber on Their Wedding Night
My Little Brother Can’t Possibly Be a Yandere
The Stunning Beauty I Took Home Is a Man
An Honest Man with a Heartthrob Aura
After Flirting with Twin Brothers by Mistake
Who Is Coveting the Pretty Little Mute?
The Universally Hated One Is Spoiled by a Mixed-Race Daddy
A Sweet and Wild Omega
The Tattooed Boss Is a Forgetful Kitty
The Final Day
Uncle, Come to My House to See the Animals!
Pre-collection: "The Massacre of Scrambled Eggs with Chili Flakes" The young master who works for heaven and earth is attacked by the math teacher Zhengzheng Yan Xi and Gao Yunjing have been together for ten years, from the age of 18 to 28. He thought the two would never be separated in this life, but he didn't expect that the trigger for divorce turned out to be a plate of scrambled eggs with chili flakes. "Gao Yunjing, why are there scrambled eggs with chili flakes today? Chili, I only like to eat shreds, not slices, have you forgotten?" "Yan Xi, I like rhombuses and don't like rectangles. Haven't you never remembered that?" Gao Yunjing picked up a standard rhombus-shaped chili slice and put it in his mouth. Yan Xi held his breath and did not eat the dish. He locked the bedroom door at night, and Gao Yunjing naturally did not return to the room. From that day on, the two had a cold war for nearly a month. Today is the time for them to get the divorce certificate. Yan Xi looked at Gao Yunjing and said, "I hope you..., Forget it, I'm leaving." He didn't want to bless Gao Yunjing, let alone curse Gao Yunjing. Gao Yunjing pulled him and said, "I'm going to see my daughter tomorrow." "No, its custody belongs to me." Their daughter is a cat, and Yan Xi is willing to leave the house for her. "If you don't let me see it, I'll steal it back!" Gao Yunjing said treasonous words with an expressionless face. Yan Xi thought to herself that her ex-husband can only make people feel at ease when it is posted on the wall. The curse words are blurted out without repeating the same words.
Pre-collection: "The true young master is as pale as a chrysanthemum" Please collect it! Super relaxed · Unpopular and evil skills · The real young master is fooled by X people and has a lot of money · Only wife theory · Super big dog · Loyal dog attack Nan Shanqing grew up with his grandfather in the mountains. Every day he climbed mountains, played chess, practiced sword practice, and basked in the sun. He was as leisurely as an outsider. If his grandfather hadn't forced him to go to college, he thought it would be good to be friends with the mountains for the rest of his life. After leaving the mountain, he realized that he had been rash and that he had been betrayed by the old man. Isn't he a country boy? A true young master from a wealthy family? What kind of drama is this? After arriving at the Shen family, his incompatibility was fully demonstrated! His other brothers and sisters are all fighting for family property, fighting fiercely for money and power. What about him? Drink tea, practice swordsmanship, ride horses, meditate. He would disappear for three to five days from time to time. He said he went back to the mountains to get oxygen due to the pressure in the city. Shen family: Huh? Are you stressed? Do you know what pressure is? Gao Xingyun felt that his college roommate had a cool temperament and mysterious behavior, just like a martial arts master on TV. Gao Xingyun asked expectantly: "Shan Qing, you can play swordsmanship, can you do Qinggong?" "Isn't that introductory kung fu? A three-year-old child can know it, right? I used light kung fu to fly down when I came down the mountain." Nan Shan Qing wiped his sword and said casually. Gao Xingyun directly transformed into his younger brother and said with starry eyes: "Really? When can I see him?" "..." Gao Shanqing paused, but he didn't expect that this person actually believed it. He looked at the boy squatting in front of him, looking like a big dog, and couldn't help but rub his hair. Aren't they all saying that cities have deep routines? How did such a stupid and easy-to-deceive person survive? Later: The eldest brother of the Shen family: Brother, the company's new drama lacks a male lead. Can you help save the scene? The second sister of the Shen family: Little brother, what's that? I'm short of a male companion for the dinner. You go with me, okay? Little sister of the Shen family: Brother, can you help me hold a parent-teacher meeting? Gao Xingyun: Shan Qing, wife, why are you ignoring me again? Nan Shanqing: No one told me that there are so many things to do when going down the mountain!
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