Beautiful Princess, Elegantly Losing Her Mind

Original title: A Guide to Running an Adult Toy Shop

A fallen princess resolves to govern the country by opening an adult toy shop

No romance, female-led, with a slight ensemble-cast feel

Spiritual qi revival comes to Great Yan. Esoteric sects rise, the emperor's power wanes, and he is on the verge of being deposed by the Pontiff.

The Pontiff even spreads rumors that the princess is debauched and keeps an array of adult toys in her residence, causing the people to lose faith in her.

Zisang transmigrates into the body of a fallen princess. Faced with a disastrous situation, she sees that other people's Systems let them transmigrate into a book, get spoilers, and read minds, while hers is bestowed with a completely boundaryless ability:

Read people's sexual preferences.

Oh shit, she really doesn't want to know that the handsome guy in front of her is a cuckold.

Oh shit, she also doesn't want to know that this cute corgi is a gay dog.

Oh shit, she especially doesn't want to know that the villainous old Pontiff is a pain-loving, submissive man who enjoys all four kinds of love.

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Debauched? Countless men at her beck and call? Read people's sexual preferences? My ass!

Fine.

The princess, banished from the capital, decides to go crazy right along with the world. Her adult toy shop opens with a bang.

Don't know which product is right for you? Too shy to admit what you like? Can't tell the different sizes apart?

Here, in this princess's shop, every problem can be solved!

A bashful customer comes our way.

"Your Highness, I want that thing, and that thing, and that other thing..."

"Got it. We'll get you [beep--] and [beep--] right away~"

The shyer they are, the wilder their tastes.

A clumsy customer comes our way.

"Your Highness, what's a good product for massaging the uterus?"

"Men don't have uteruses, sir. You're touching your prostate. I recommend this prostate massager. It'll guarantee you the satisfying feeling of taking a dump."

Clumsy, but a bottom in every way.

The people of Great Yan are baffled: Has the princess gone mad?

The villainous old Pontiff scoffs: "That shameless little brat. She's peddling such disgusting things. I'll have you killed tomorrow!"

Yet behind the cover of her adult toy shop, she reforms government, strengthens infrastructure, promotes trade, and governs the country. Wherever she goes, the weather is favorable and the government runs smoothly. The old Pontiff is so furious he's practically at death's door.

With her strength, this shameless princess proves: Question the princess, understand the princess, become the princess!

Reader's guide:

00. The story is entirely fictional and unrelated to real life.

0. Updates follow the rankings. Please leave comments and add the story to your favorites! If the numbers are good, I'll post extra chapters qwqqqq.

1. Like the heroine herself, this story looks improper but is actually quite proper, then looks improper again.

2. An Eastern fantasy setting, everyone is a goofball, and the political intrigue isn't especially serious.

3. No romance for anyone. Nobody is allowed to fall in love ().

4. Continuing from the previous point, you're welcome to ship them. I'll be the first to do it.

Theme: Love life and strive to prosper