See my completed, free-to-read column novel, Fix Nitrogen: My Archenemy Insists on Living With Me: Stubborn, principled bottom x ruthless, fun-loving top
See my ongoing no-CP novel, Starting a Shitty Life in the City of Happiness
The blurb is at the end. Please, little angels, give this a favorite. It really means a lot to me uu uuu (+^ω^+)
This novel is also known as #The Stone-Cold Straight Man's Guide to Winning Men Over# #A Clueless Guy Flirts with Men, and a Veteran Driver Crashes#
A straightforward, slightly airheaded beauty bottom x a gentle, scheming heartthrob top
1v1 + HE
Tang Puli has long topped the list of every young lady in the capital's dream-lover rankings, thanks to his handsome looks, immense fortune, gentle and affable manner, and deceased parents (?). He charms both men and women, leaving countless victims in his wake.
He thought that with his own talents, making friends with anyone would be easy as long as he put his mind to it. Then he ran into an obstacle named Si Nan.
The obstacle told him bluntly, "Sorry, I don't really like grown-ups."
Tang Puli heard his heart break.
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Ask anyone in the capital who Si Nan hates most, and the answer is none other than Lord Tang, the current Minister of Personnel. The reason is simple: he can't stand Tang's smooth-talking ways, and he can't understand why people like him always have hidden meanings in their words.
But somehow, Heaven must have taken a bribe from Tang, because it insisted on making the two work together.
So, during their time as colleagues, the straightforward Si Nan regularly danced along the edge of Lord Tang's temper, and was just as regularly led in circles by the old fox.
Si Nan had no choice but to study every move Tang Puli made. By the time he realized what was happening, Tang Puli had already filled his thoughts.
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Until one day, Tang Puli asked him earnestly, "Can I pursue you?"
Until one day, Si Nan discovered that beneath the hypocritical mask he hated was a heart whose passion captivated him.
Reading guide:
0. One more note: this is not a virginal couple. The top has had ex-boyfriends (plural), so please keep that in mind!!
1. Ah, Lord Tang didn't actually lose both his parents (though it was close). That's just a rumor in the capital.
2. Si Nan may seem a little clueless, but he's a good kid with solid values. Lord Tang may look like a good person, but he's actually ruthless.
3. In this novel, principles come before feelings. Neither of them will compromise because of their feelings, and they will naturally scheme against each other when their principles demand it. Please keep that in mind.
3. Feel free to share your thoughts in abundance! Just be reasonable and kind when you do~
Blurb for the completed novel My Archenemy Insists on Living With Me:
Zhu Xun hates King Chen to the core. After ten years of biding his time, he finally stages a coup, storms the palace, and gets his revenge. But when he wakes up, he discovers he's been reborn ten years into the past.
To make matters worse, the young prince, his archenemy, shows up at his door, fakes an accident, and begs to be taken in, without even pretending to be delicate or frail.
Hmph, surely he can handle the likes of Chen Yuyuan!
Cleaning? Toss crickets into his bed!
Cooking? Slip something into his portion!
Sick? Now you know how it feels, hahaha, hah, ha... Wait, no, I'm the one who's sick! (╯°Д°)╯!!!
Zhu Xun lies in bed, utterly baffled as to how the baozi he'd tampered with ended up in his own stomach.
Chen Yuyuan taps him on the forehead, unusually serious.
"I'm here to help you."
"I don't trust you." The bitter memories of his past life's grudge are still fresh. "Unless you help me kill the remnants of their faction."
"Good. You're quite firm about it. I won't get anything out of you otherwise." Chen Yuyuan grips his chin and sneers. "Then give me something in exchange."
"You... what do you want?"
"I like men, especially your type." His breath is like a snake flicking its tongue. "Will you come to my bed, stick your ass up, and let me have you?"
"!"
At the time, Zhu Xun never imagined that years later, he would willingly fall into Chen Yuyuan's inescapable web and never escape.
System: Chen Yuyuan, we only have one mission after transmigrating into a book. Complete it, and you'll be reborn into an exceptionally good family.
Chen Yuyuan: What?
System: Kill Zhu Xun.
Chen Yuyuan immediately tossed the System aside.
As if! What mission could be more important than my wife? ￣ω￣=
Blurb for the ongoing novel Starting a Shitty Life in the City of Happiness:
Welcome to the City of Happiness.
In this age, society is governed by the supercomputer World Tree. Life is convenient, development is rapid, and the city is home to the Criminal Investigation Group, an ability-wielding force that symbolizes the God of War. For ten years running, it has topped the list of the happiest cities people most want to live in.
But after He Jin joins the Criminal Investigation Group, she discovers that all of the above is bullshit.
On her first day, the two-meter-thirty-tall, battle-hardened captain gently pats the top of her one-meter-fifty head. "Hey, kiddo, how old are you? Did you get lost looking for your mom?"
He Jin, who grew up in an orphanage and doesn't have a mother: "...Captain, even though we're about the same height when you crouch down, that's still incredibly insulting."
The dashing, womanizing deputy pulls several pink finger puppets from his trench coat. "Hey, kiddo, let's play house. That person up there can be the mom."
He Jin: "..."
So the captain hangs the deputy from the ceiling.
Even more ridiculous than the captain and the deputy are the cases she's assigned after joining, including but not limited to:
A contemporary PhD goes mad, takes his own head, and runs around with it. Even Xing Tian can't match his wild streak.
A popular virtual idol livestreams the bombing of a school. What an excellent state of mind.
Someone who was clearly dead the day before comes back to life the next day, completely recovered. Even Hua Tuo would have to call him Dad.
So He Jin raises her middle finger to the heavens. "You tell me, where's the happiness in this place?!"
The System beeps in reply: "Of course this is the City of Happiness, because anyone who's unhappy is de-ad~"
Theme: Love your country and your people, devote yourself to your duty, root out evil, and seek justice for the wronged.
After Being Reborn, My CP Fic with My Archenemy Went Viral
Beautiful Princess, Elegantly Losing Her Mind
Starting a Shitty Life in the City of Happiness
The Crappy Streamer Only Dares to Win Back His Wife in Disguise
After Faking My Death, My Defiant Disciple Became an Obsessive Mad Dog
My Archenemy Insists on Living with Me [Book Transmigration]
A Guide to Winning Over My Wolfdog Disciple [Book Transmigration]
My Beautiful Junior Brother Keeps Trying to Make Me Soft-Hearted
My Husband's Mind Is a Raging Ocean
The Senior’s Secret Identity Is Kind of Flirty
The Goofy Emperor Falls for Me
Conquering That Tsundere [Quick Transmigration]
Damn it, author! I thought the copywriting you drew me in was an everyday sweet article! Who would have thought you had such great ambitions!!! The plot is like watching a tuner, reversing and reversing again.
Let's just say that I think it's better than many articles on the list!!! While watching it, I was still wondering why I clicked just this little bit.
I'm so angry, Yin Zhengqing, why do you hate Nannan?
Guanqing 35 Species Illustrated Book [Name] Salty soy milk [Form] "The soy milk does not add sugar, but adds shrimp fritters and soy sauce to make it salty." [Price] Depends on the merchant Wangxingsheng: "More than twice as expensive as the price in the country of origin" [Origin] Parts of Jianghuai River [Merchant] The capital city is prosperous, Yuncheng Market [Function] Help [Tang Puli] coax and kidnap [Si Nan], and help [Xu Ling] fulfill the promise "Master Tang's request" [Evaluation] "The color of the soy sauce looks like poisoned soy milk." - Mr. Tang, an enthusiastic citizen of Beijing "I can tolerate anything, but I can't bear the days without salty soy milk!" - Mr. Si, a salty soy milk fanatic from Jianghuai "I won't drink soy milk, whether it's sweet or salty." - A sentence said by Miss Xu's "mother" when describing Miss Xu's taste [Conclusion] "Jianghuai people are reserved. They don't express their feelings openly. They only write them down in secret."
Let me go, when Xie Pingliang died, did he know that he was humiliated to death by Qi Ziying? While drinking the sweet-scented osmanthus wine, he said that he would come back and be a good son for the rest of his life. In the blink of an eye, he was used as a chess piece by his loyal master and was pressed to death. . .
The plot is very compact at the end. In fact, after watching the battlefield part, I thought there would be a few chapters/episodes to explain the "future affairs" (a compliment!), And then there would be some kissing between the two of them. Dense. Move. (But this is jj), thank you madam for bringing me such a good article (?°з°)-?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the prince-in-law also holds a grudge
I'm going to have a heart attack, woo woo, woo woo
This is the best quality article I have read recently. Come on, I will continue to support you.
It's pretty good. There's no big problem with the logic. It's just that the writing was a bit rushed in the middle and later stages. To be honest, the author, your article is much better than that pile of replacement articles. Of course, the writing style needs to be improved a little more. Overall, it is a pretty good treasure article.