The Goofy Emperor Falls for Me

My upcoming story, "My Arch-Enemy Insists on Living with Me," features a stubborn, hard-headed bottom and a scheming, trouble-loving, unhinged top. The blurb is at the end. Feel free to visit my profile and add it to your favorites~

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Lu Anxiang wanted to be a good chancellor: gentle and courteous, serving a wise emperor. Unfortunately, there was one emperor who refused to cooperate.

Lu Anxiang: "May I ask why Your Majesty isn't attending court?"

Wen Renfu: "Because I was kidnapped by the imperial bed."

Lu Anxiang's veins bulged. "May I ask why Your Majesty isn't reviewing the memorials?"

Wen Renfu spread his hands. "Because when the imperial bed kidnapped me, it forbade me from attending to state affairs."

Lu Anxiang pulled out a brick. "Since you've been kidnapped, may I ask why Your Majesty is now strolling around the imperial garden?"

Wen Renfu waved a hand. "No, no, I'm not in the imperial garden. That's just what it looks like. You have to look past appearances and see the truth, my dear minister."

Lu Anxiang: "The truth???"

Wen Renfu took his hand and gazed at him tenderly. "The truth is, I'm in your heart."

Lu Anxiang swung the brick and sent it flying. "Get lost! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"

A goofy emperor top x a short-tempered chancellor bottom

Please read:

1. The emperor has been reborn! Reborn!

2. This story is set in an imaginary world. Please don't scrutinize it for historical accuracy.

3. A silly, sweet, and fluffy story. Plot logic is just a cloud in the sky~

My Arch-Enemy Insists on Living with Me:

A loyal minister died in battle, his bones not yet cold. His descendants were wronged, and his death went unavenged.

Zhu Xun endured hardship and bided his time, then staged a coup and forced his way into the palace. In the end, an alliance between the Imperial Preceptor and the young prince drove him into a dead end.

He didn't regret any of it. Exhausted and having avenged his grudge, he wanted nothing more than to escape the troubles of the mortal world. Yet as he lay dying, the young prince, his sworn enemy, arrived alone to find him.

"Mm, looks like you're really done for."

Was the young prince... here to give him a quick death at last?

Zhu Xun shut his eyes in despair. The death he expected never came. Instead, a heavy sword hilt appeared in his hand.

Thrust!

Zhu Xun's eyes widened as he watched the other man guide his hand and drive the sword into himself.

"Have you gone mad?!" Zhu Xun was so startled he nearly jumped up.

"No," Chen Yuyuan said, his pale face still smiling. "I just thought that if I died with you this time, then when we were reborn, would you finally believe me...?"

Zhu Xun: ???

Reborn?!

He'd spent his whole life working himself to the bone, and had only just avenged himself and started enjoying life. If he was reborn, wouldn't all those deaths have been for nothing?!

I don't want this!!!!

In the end, he was still reborn ten years in the past.

With a heart full of despair, Zhu Xun cursed Chen Yuyuan three hundred times. The commotion outside his door left him no choice but to get up, and there he saw a young man crouching miserably at the entrance.

"Please, you have to help me," the other man sniffled. "I was kicked out of my home. I have nowhere to go and not a penny to my name. I'm so pitiful."

Zhu Xun: ...???

Chen Yuyuan! You bastard, you've got the nerve to pull this stunt on me again?! Do you think I wouldn't dare take on a young prince like you?!

Well, it turned out he really didn't dare.

(Chen Yuyuan: Then let me take you on instead~)

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Theme: Keep what you love in your heart, and one day it will answer you. Tend to it with care, and it will bear fruit