After Becoming a Fake Omega, I Went Viral Livestreaming Traditional Crafts in Women's Clothes

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[Whimsical, silly, cross-dressing fake Omega, king of going off track top x scheming, flirtatious, grudging fake Beta, ruthless and taciturn bottom]

Qu Rongming realized he had transmigrated.

One second, he was passionately introducing acupuncture techniques in a studio. The next, his roommate was shoving him into the bathroom.

Suppressants? Pretending to be an Omega? Just take part in the show like a good guest?

What kind of nonsense was this?

Luckily, he was silly enough and a great actor. He worked seamlessly with fellow guest Yu Xuan and impressed everyone with just a few appraisal tricks.

Since he was here, he decided to make the best of it. He would learn the rules of this new world and do his best to survive.

But...

Who was the female streamer on Yu Xuan’s phone who looked exactly like me?!

No way. He couldn’t let his hard-won reputation be ruined. If he had to, he’d use his looks to keep it quiet.

And so, dressed as a woman, he:

Fished for compliments in a greasy, affected voice as he held out his phone. “Add me on WeChat.”

Yu Xuan didn’t refuse. He even thoughtfully helped him log into the WeChat account under his secret identity.

Serving up a freshly opened helping of dark cuisine: “Brother Yu, try the soup I made for you.”

Yu Xuan promptly whipped up four dishes and a soup, and ate until Qu Rongming’s belly was round.

Wait, why does it feel like I’m the one being taken advantage of? Especially that faint scent, a little sour with a hint of astringency, and just a touch of sweetness when you smell it closely. It’s so tempting, so hard to forget.

Since keeping him quiet didn’t work, he’d better focus on his career.

Singing? NO! Tone-deaf? YES!

It was time to show off the traditional crafts he’d been best at in his previous life: micro-carving, tie-dye, colored glass, seal carving, handmade rice paper, black pottery, tea ceremony... There was nothing he couldn’t do, only things you hadn’t thought of.

Watching his livestream numbers soar, Qu Rongming was overjoyed:

“From today on, I’m cutting off all romantic attachments and becoming a dedicated career-focused ‘female’ streamer.”

But what was this uncontrollable urge he was feeling?!

[Reader’s Guide]

* 1v1, top-focused, double secret identities, silly comedic style (I specialize in awkward humor). Please don’t flame it if it’s not for you.

* The top cross-dresses. He’s an Alpha pretending to be an Omega, acting like a delicate little flower and internally ranting like crazy about bending himself.

* The bottom is an Alpha pretending to be a Beta (the reason will be explained later). He’s the sort of big shot who can pound your head in while politely mocking you with a gentle smile, and he never forgets a grudge.

* Lots of personal worldbuilding, with an Enigma-Alpha setting.

Here, E stands for Enigma, someone who can mark any gender. Most people undergo a second differentiation, while some differentiate as E the first time but are difficult to identify. Most Enigmas initially differentiate as Alpha and only become Enigma later. Others forcibly mark an Alpha, then discover they’re Enigma only after the marking succeeds.

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