I Heard Cthulhu's Sister Is in Paris

#Probably a doting, Mary Sue urban coming-of-age comedy (Lovecraftian edition)

When Fuzel came to Paris to study, she was looking forward to a simple life: a girl gang, bar parties, picking up guys, and then pushing those guys into the Seine.

...She really did push the guy she'd just kissed into the river!

The guy had luxurious satin-gold hair, an incredible body, and a face so handsome it looked like he'd robbed the Louvre. Fuzel couldn't bear to leave him there, so she jumped into the river to save him.

A helpful passerby shouted, "Oh no! Someone's committed a double suicide for love!"

Fuzel hauled the guy up out of the water and asked, "Did you do that on purpose?"

The guy looked at the tentacles wrapped tightly around him and smiled. "They all told me you were coming to Paris."

Fuzel: "? Hastur???"

Fuzel: "Who are they? Why did you come looking for me?!"

**

After fleeing R'lyeh alone, Fuzel had been searching for the "Gate of Beyond Infinity," the key to breaking free from Earth's prison and returning to the cosmos.

She firmly believed that only by perfectly imitating humans could she blend into this city and its people, and successfully find the gate!

But gradually, Fuzel realized that her shut-in neighbor upstairs, who never went out and only ordered takeout, seemed to be her big brother, Cthulhu;

The university professor who emailed her every day to nag her into doing research and writing papers, and kept summoning her to his office, seemed to be Yog-Sothoth;

The famous, suggestive male influencer who messaged her on TikTok asking to meet in person turned out to be Nyarlathotep;

And Hastur, whom she'd groped, kissed, and nibbled on before pushing into the water at the bar, had become her senior at university, now making faces at her in the library.

Fuzel: So, seriously, who told all of you to come to Paris?!

Theme: Hold fast to your convictions