What, How Did You Know I’m the God of Wealth?

Wen Sui is a newly appointed God of Wealth. Because he was far too lazy and unmotivated, his direct superior kicked him down to the mortal realm and told him to get some real-world experience.

Having just arrived in the mortal realm, Wen Sui knew nothing. As he was figuring out how to read traffic lights, someone approached him, claiming to be a talent scout and inviting him to become a star.

Wen Sui blinked. "What's a star? What are they good for?"

The scout: "Lots of people will like you, and you can earn lots and lots of money."

Wen Sui, the God of Wealth who heard people say how much they liked him every day: "But I'm not short on admirers or money."

The scout: "..."

The scout looked him over. He really was exceptionally handsome, and his clothes certainly looked expensive. Just as the scout assumed Wen Sui must be some rich young master and was about to give up, the young master asked:

"Can I become a star without doing anything?"

The scout: "?"

The young master pressed on. "Can I be a star even if I don't know how to do anything?"

The scout: "..."

The scout understood. This guy wanted to be a pretty face.

A new young star appeared in the entertainment industry. He couldn't sing, dance, or act. The only thing about him that was flawless was his face.

He had countless haters as soon as he debuted.

Until one day, people discovered that wishes for sudden wealth typed into his livestream chat really came true after he read them aloud. Things quickly got out of hand.

"Please, baby, read Mom's comment!"

"Don't read theirs, baby! Read mine first!"

"Awww, baby, are you the God of Wealth reincarnated?"

Wen Sui: "Huh? What? How did you know I'm the God of Wealth?" Cat, frightened.jpg

Top-tier star and award-winning actor Meng Huaijin was famous for being a cold, aloof iceberg. He was frosty to everyone and always wore a stern expression. Even people who wanted to seduce him would give up at the sight of his cold face.

Until one day, he appeared on a livestream variety show.

The production crew sprang a surprise on him, showing up at his home without warning and knocking on the door.

When the door opened, Meng Huaijin was bare-chested, his eyes full of satisfaction, with bite marks all over his collarbone and shoulders.

Fans: ?

The crew hadn't yet recovered from their shock when a weak, tearful male voice came from the bedroom.

"You awful bird... I... I'm going to curse you so you'll never get rich!"

Fans: ??

The crew shuddered and hurriedly stepped back, afraid Meng Huaijin would take his anger out on them.

Instead, Meng Huaijin chuckled and turned toward the bedroom, revealing a back covered in scratches. A soft voice of comfort drifted faintly from inside.

"I was wrong. I'll make it up to you. Don't cry, darling."

Fans: ???

A moment later, Meng Huaijin was trending. The posts on his page all collectively lost it, with everyone asking the same thing: who the hell was in Meng Huaijin's room?

Then they refreshed the page and saw Meng Huaijin had responded.

Meng Huaijin: Allow me to introduce my beloved, @Wen Sui

The internet instantly calmed down. Oh, the God of Wealth? Then no problem.

#SayIt:Princess,PleaseBringUsFortune#

#HasMengBulliedMyGodOfWealthAgainToday?#

#LetThatGodOfWealthGo,LetMeHaveHim!#

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1. An alternate-universe entertainment industry, very much alternate. Neither lead is mortal: the shou is the God of Wealth, and the gong is the Phoenix Emperor.

2. The shou is loved by everyone. Who wouldn't love the God of Wealth? Anyone who doesn't can get out (just kidding).

3. Sweet story, happy ending, one-on-one, older gong.

4. The shou is a silly beauty, but not quite that silly. Adorably empty-headed. The gong dotes on him, a lot, as much as he likes within his boundaries. If the shou crosses a line, the gong just lowers the line a little more. If that's not your thing, don't force yourself, sweeties.

5. Hope all you lovely readers enjoy the story!

Theme: True love above all