The Whole Internet Hears Me Rant on Livestream

[Stable updates: six chapters a day after signing] Please don't let the chapters pile up, QAQ [Thanks for all your support! My completed novel, "The Cannon Fodder of the Era Novel Turns His Whole Family's Fate Around by Gossiping," and upcoming novels, "The Cannon Fodder's Inner Gossip in the 80s Gets Overheard by the Villain" and "I Went Viral Writing Melodramas in a Boys' Love Novel," are all waiting for your support and collection!] Blurb: Jiang Zhao offended someone, and overnight, scandal after scandal came flying at his head as if they were free. The hashtag #JiangZhaoGetOutOfShowbiz# topped the trending charts, with enough traffic to burn through the servers. His agency was thoroughly capitalist. They planned to give him away as a favor and squeeze out every last bit of his value. Everyone in the industry waited to laugh at him, certain the kid was completely finished. Who could have guessed that a prompt would suddenly sound in Jiang Zhao's head: [Gossip System bound successfully.] That very night, Jiang Zhao went live while haters chased him with insults. Facing a screen full of comments saying "Washed-up nobody, get out," he leisurely pulled out a juicy story. "Everyone, calm down. I've got something fresh for you today. 'Jealous Manager Willingly Plays Pimp for His Love, Serving an Impotent Sugar Daddy.' Want to hear it?" The haters' curses caught in their throats, as if they'd swallowed a fly. Before long, the manager who'd once trampled Jiang Zhao into the dirt was rewarded with a pair of silver bracelets. Having gotten a taste for it, Jiang Zhao became addicted. He changed his livestream title every day. "Today's story is 'I Had a Son for an Infertile Tycoon, and He Spoiled Me Rotten!'..." His former haters, who had quietly changed their IDs to "What Scandal Will Jiang Zhao Expose Today?": "We want updates! Even the production team's donkey doesn't take as many days off as you!" Jiang Zhao: "My new story is 'I'm 24, Have a 10-Year-Old Son, and Became the Top-Tier Star of Showbiz'..." The people who'd offended him were so terrified they nearly lost their souls. Trembling, they begged, "Bro! Please shut up! Keep talking and you'll dig up our ancestors' graves!" Jiang Zhao's livestream became wildly popular, with the number of viewers soaring past a million. Gossip fans tuned in every day, and even their chants were unusually creative: "Fly boldly, streamer! If anything happens, take the blame yourself. We just love watching you court disaster!" Nobody knew that this man, who seemed to dance on a knife's edge, had already become the universally known, untouchable "Emperor of the Gossip Fields." And, mysteriously, he kept receiving thank-you gifts from powerful people everywhere. A big shot in showbiz said with tears in his eyes, "You're my savior! If you hadn't exposed that scumbag, my daughter's life would have been ruined! Your contract termination? Leave it to me!" A real estate tycoon wept as he shoved a stack of property deeds into Jiang Zhao's hands. "Thanks to you, we caught the mole! Otherwise my company would've lost everything! Take these ten houses. If it's not enough, I'll give you more!" The restaurant magnate cried the hardest, pressing his keys directly into Jiang Zhao's hand. "You saved my life! I'm giving you a share of my restaurant chain. Don't argue!" Jiang Zhao stared blankly at the pile of property deeds and transfer contracts in his arms. "Wait... I was just casually enjoying some gossip. How did I end up worth billions?" Jiang Zhao was living the good life, teasing cats and dogs all day, occasionally livestreaming, and watching the money roll in. The one less-than-pleasant thing was that his lifelong nemesis, who had always beaten him at everything since childhood, kept turning up. That alone would have been fine, but the guy was constantly trying to ingratiate himself with Jiang Zhao. Jiang Zhao was horrified to discover that, good grief, his nemesis had a screw loose and was secretly in love with him! Uh... But the man was 185 centimeters tall, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, and long-legged, with a face so handsome it defied heaven. Lustful Jiang Zhao found it a little hard to turn him down. Upcoming novel: "The Cannon Fodder's Inner Gossip in the 80s Gets Overheard by the Villain" Blurb: The protagonist read an era novel recommended by his cousin. Right from the start, a cannon-fodder character with the same name and surname as him schemed to frame the villain for molesting him, forcing the villain to marry him. The villain, who was secretly in love with the heroine, hated the cannon fodder to the core. With no choice but to marry him, he tormented him day after day. The protagonist: "?" If I remember correctly, this is an era novel! And the cannon fodder is a man! He couldn't help angrily criticizing the author in the comments for not knowing history, only for readers to flood the replies, saying, "It's fictional worldbuilding, ever heard of it?" The protagonist was so furious he fainted. When he woke up, he had transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon fodder in that era novel, and was already married to the villain. The good news: he was bound to a System. The bad news: it was a useless gossip System, whose only function was to let him check out rumors whenever he had nothing better to do. He might as well treat it as entertainment. To avoid meeting the same tragic end as in the original story, the protagonist seized business opportunities while building up the favorability of the villain's family. Every day, he came up with delicious new foods: "spicy hot pot, fried chicken cutlets, grilled sausages, milk tea..." He went from running a tiny street stall to opening countless chain stores... He and the villain also became close brothers, and business went more smoothly with the villain's help. It was just that whenever he saw the villain's eight-pack abs and muscular, narrow waist, he couldn't help drooling a little. The villain went from being wary and disgusted with him to gradually softening his attitude. Until, one day, the other man pinned him beneath him and said he wanted to make up for their wedding night. Only then did the protagonist realize something was wrong. A little scene: The villain's younger sister got a boyfriend. System: [Let me tell you, I don't even want to talk about her boyfriend!] The protagonist perked up his ears. [What happened? Tell me.] System: [That guy's two-timing her. He dates her in public, but privately he's flirting with someone else!] The protagonist worried. [Huh? What should we do?] Before long, the villain's sister's boyfriend was caught flirting with someone else in private, and their letters to each other were dug up! The villain's older brother found a high-paying job at a kiln. System: [Sigh, his brother has a terrible fate ahead of him.] The protagonist grew anxious. [What happened? What happened?] System: [That kiln is an illegal operation. It'll collapse before long, and his brother will be permanently disabled!] The protagonist fretted. [We have to think of something.] Before long, the illegal kiln was shut down. After this happened repeatedly, the protagonist finally realized something was off. He whispered to the System, [Don't you think it's all a little too coincidental?] Every time they finished talking about something, it got resolved! Nearby, the villain silently picked up his cup and took a sip of water. Upcoming novel: "I Went Viral Writing Melodramas in a Boys' Love Novel" Blurb: The protagonist was an editor for short-form dramas. One day, he woke up as a pitiful young man forced into marriage with a disabled tycoon. The young man had been deceived by his family into stealing the tycoon's secrets, causing the tycoon to go bankrupt. In the end, his family abandoned him, and the tycoon tortured him to death. The protagonist: "No way. Neither side is any good. I need to make some money and get out of here, fast!" He discovered that in this fictional world, all the novels were either sugary sweet boys' love stories or tragic boys' love stories that ripped your heart to shreds. The protagonist grinned wickedly. "Then let's show everyone in this world some outrageous melodrama!" The opening two chapters would be sweet. In chapter three, the first love would return from abroad. In chapter five, someone would have their heart ripped out, literally. By chapter ten, there'd be amnesia, cancer, and a car accident... Readers: [Did this author even finish elementary school? This makes no sense!] [But I'm dying to know what happens next. Hurry up and give them a face-slapping comeuppance, damn it!] The groveling ex-boyfriend tries to win her back. The heroine leaves, and the hero is devastated... Readers: [I just find it gross. He's upset because everything in his life is going wrong now that she left, since he no longer has a free housekeeper.] [I feel like I'm seeing my own reflection. Old novels taught us that we should give and give, but not everyone deserves that, okay?] Then there's the Dragon King Returns genre, the Runaway With the Baby genre, the Fake and Real Heiress genre... The protagonist is determined to abandon logic and splash melodrama everywhere. Somehow, he ends up at the top of the industry, and his novels get adapted for the screen? However, the protagonist turns down all the screen adaptation rights and waves his hand. "I'll film them myself!" He makes a melodramatic short drama in a month. [I really shouldn't have expected anything from him! What even is this? It's practically rubbing my brain against the ground!] [But it's so addictive!] [I paid to watch the whole thing. I feel awful when I don't watch it, and I still feel awful after watching it!] The protagonist: "I was just filming for fun, but one short drama made me tens of millions!" Oh yeah! Time to run off with the money! But when he turns around, the disabled tycoon, who had been sitting in a wheelchair, rises from it and pins him against the wall. "Do you know how many people have told me not to mistreat you this month?" The protagonist: Oh, ever since I started splashing melodrama everywhere, everyone thinks I might be crazy. The protagonist gazes at that handsome face up close and swallows. "So what are you going to do?" The disabled tycoon: "I've read all your novels. I know all your tricks. Don't even think about running..." The protagonist: "...I think reading all those books has damaged your brain." Theme: Everyone has a reason to exist