Infinite Grad School Exams, High-Risk Secret Crush

[Due to issues with the story's conception and other factors, this story has been abandoned.]

[Brilliant, adorably clueless x righteous wolf in sheep's clothing]

Welcome to the National Master's Entrance Examination. Today's subject: Ideological and Political Theory.

The moment Chen Ci walked into the exam hall, his school suddenly turned into a battle royale.

Political theory, English, themed writing, humanities and social sciences...

Watching the proctor raise a chainsaw and rip open the stomach of the candidate in front of him like a butcher slaughtering a duck, Chen Ci thought: I'm about to die taking this exam.

To stay alive, Chen Ci pretended to be scared and grabbed the sleeve of the candidate at the next desk.

He had checked. Judging by the candidate number, this guy was taking the entrance exam for the People's Public Security University.

More importantly, when they handed in their phones earlier, Chen Ci had seen a photo of himself on the guy's wallpaper.

This guy might have a crush on him!

Bo Zhubai studied criminal investigation. While preparing for graduate school, he had also been keeping tabs on a same-sex fraud case at a neighboring university. He'd been diligently pretending to be in an online relationship with the head criminal for over a month.

He wasn't sure if the head criminal had figured out he was working undercover, but the guy had stopped replying to him.

He never expected to get dragged into an infinite battle royale while taking an exam.

Even more unexpectedly, the "suspect" was now clutching his sleeve and hiding behind him.

What kind of scam was this? The honey trap?

[★The exam officially begins in Chapter Four for reasons. We don't recommend skipping the pre-exam briefing. ★ Ninety percent of the ghost-story rules are based on real rules from the graduate entrance exam. ★ Chapter comments are open. Feel free to answer along with everyone else. ★ All questions and their explanations and answers will be included in the afterword at the end. ★ Best of luck on your exams.]

Up next: The Pretty Useless Guy Slaughters His Way Through the Apocalypse

[Irreverent shou x cool, elite gong]

Chen Zhi had one great dream: to be a freeloader for the rest of his life.

At twenty-six, after failing the graduate school, civil service, and public institution exams, Chen Zhi finally used his parents' connections to get a job as a dorm supervisor at A University, a nationally renowned school.

If the apocalypse hadn't arrived, he would have been perfectly happy to work until he died at a job that paid 12,000 yuan a month, provided room and board, comprehensive social insurance and housing benefits, full utilities, winter and summer vacations, and weekends off.

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Accompanied by the eerie, mechanical System notification that everyone around the world could hear, a tornado suddenly sprang up in inland A City.

The dream he'd already achieved was suddenly in jeopardy.

Fortunately, A University was a top school, full of talented people. For example, the elite campus heartthrob Wu Ji, right in front of him, explained in the clearest terms how to deal with the apocalypse's otherworldly creatures.

Clinging to a powerful ally became the best way for Chen Zhi to keep his dream alive.

Everyone at the apocalypse base knew that Wu Ji's team had a useless tagalong who was good for nothing but his face, a little pet kept by Wu Ji.

People looked at him with contempt, mocking his looks behind his back with all sorts of filthy language.

Then otherworldly creatures surrounded the base. Their leader, a high-ranking creature, grabbed Chen Zhi by the throat and ordered Wu Ji to open the gates.

In full view of everyone, Chen Zhi spun the half-broken golf club in his hand and knocked the high-ranking creature's brains out with a single swing.

Pale brain matter mixed with dark green blood and ran across the ground.

"I told you, I hate getting grabbed by the throat."

With the golf club slung over his shoulder, Chen Zhi stepped over countless otherworldly creatures and headed for the base. "Come on, all of you who just insulted me, line up and collect a golf club, one each."

"Careful with your hands," said the team's powerful, cold-faced captain as he walked up and handed him a brand-new golf club. "Use this one."

[One-on-one, happy ending. Please add it to your reading list~]

Theme: Study hard and write hard, too. Wishing everyone success in their exams!