I Became the Strongest by Making Memes

○ Paragraph comments are open, with no restrictions. Everyone is welcome to comment Ov<~ ○ Also, I have a new novel in my author profile, Saving the World as an Elementary Schooler, and a coming-soon title, Raising Kids, East Asian Parent Style. Please add them to your favorites~ # Hello, everyone. My name is Tsukino Wakana, and I’m an utterly ordinary person. Here’s what happened. Just now, I was accidentally bound to by an idiot System. We’d only just bonded, and before I could figure out what was going on, I found myself surrounded by a bunch of people pointing guns at me. Me: ? [System: Aaaaaaaaaah, help! I got the transfer point wrong! We’re doomed----] [System: Wahhh, the golden finger I drew for Wakana is this bizarre thing called "Meme King"! I’ve never seen anything like it before! We’re doomed! Our mission with our Host is over before it even began!] I stood where I was, listening to the System babble in my head and staring at the dark gun barrels all around me, deep in thought. Whatever. I choose you! Draw a card! A flash of white light, and I shrank. An inexplicable impulse made me lower my head and push up the glasses that had suddenly appeared on my face, reflecting light in a scientifically impossible way. "I see." The System had already resigned itself to death, but was stunned to see the people around me suddenly start brawling and arguing. Then the ones left standing dropped to their knees in front of its Host, confessed with tears in their eyes, and went to the police station to turn themselves in. [System: I must’ve gotten up too fast. I’m definitely still dreaming.] * There’s no such thing as real garbage, only treasures in the wrong place! When I’m caught in a massive explosion and left on the brink of death: [System: Wahhhhhh, Wakana!] I use the meme "Good thing I’m an athlete." A mere mortal wound? I just need to lie down for a few minutes and I’ll be fine! When I come face to face with the mastermind villain: [System: We’re doomed! What if he realizes we’re deceiving him?!] I use the meme "Zhang San, the lawless outlaw." To defeat magic, use magic. To defeat evil, use evil! When I’m surrounded by enemies and curses with bizarre-looking faces: [System: We’re doomed, we’re doomed, we’re doomed! Wakana, run! Aaaaaah, they’re catching up!!] I use the meme "Universal Heartthrob Aura: Teruhashi Kokomi Edition." Enemies: "Oh, oh-ho!" Curses: "Oh-ho!" Then the enemies and curses start fighting each other. # I became the uncrowned king by playing with memes # I, Tsukino Wakana, am the Meme King! Reader's Guide: 1. Every character, including the protagonist, will be equally subjected to shenanigans. Some OOC is inevitable. 2. The memes in this novel include, but are not limited to, dark humor, hellish humor, and humor that's neither here nor there. If you're uncomfortable, please stop reading~ 3. The protagonist isn't a strong female lead. She's a gentle girl with a very unusual way of thinking~ 4. Some villains might get hurt, so villain fans beware~ Theme: Don't limit yourself