(Originally titled The Lazy NPC Forced to Work)
[Work has gotten the better of me, and I've been very busy lately. I'll get back to updating as soon as I can (bows low)]
[Completed instances: The Candy House, Lost, Kill Order, What Time Are We Going to the Library?, Ghost Domain]
Song Linyi is an NPC. He awakened when an SVIP player in a game bumped into him.
After awakening, Song Linyi didn't feel special or destined for greatness. He had no interest in ruling the game world.
Because he wasn't an ordinary NPC. He was an NPC who only wanted to lie around and do nothing.
Unfortunately, fate was out of his hands. He accidentally got bound to the player Qin Xusheng and was dragged into a massive infinite game.
And so, to stay alive, Song Linyi began leveling up and fighting monsters, using his NPC status to exploit game bugs like crazy:
The game required players to complete a quest. A group of players racked their brains trying to open a door.
Song Linyi walked up and pushed it open.
Because he was an NPC.
The game switched to free-for-all mode, and the players launched into a brutal battle royale.
Song Linyi found a corner and sat down. The players walked right past with their guns and didn't even notice him.
Because he was an NPC.
The game boss demanded that the players play hide-and-seek with her.
Song Linyi watched as the boss searched frantically all over the room for him, even going berserk, while he stood right in front of her.
Song Linyi: …
It was all because he was an NPC.
And so the lazy fish finally turned the tables and became the King of Lazy Fish! (smirking behind sunglasses)
Later, the newly crowned King of Lazy Fish, Song Linyi, reunited with Qin Xusheng.
Qin Xusheng caught Song Linyi just as he was turning to sneak away and asked:
Did you eat all the snacks in my inventory?
Song Linyi replied with an awkward laugh: Don't blame me. Those bosses ignored me, and I was so bored. Or I could say a fish ate them. Would you believe me?
Qin Xusheng: …What fish?
Song Linyi answered at once: A lazy fish.
[Server loading…]
[Loading player information…]
[Loading game instances…]
[Loading complete!]
· The Candy House
The Candy House is a dreamy little cottage. Its owner is a little girl in a frilly dress.
The girl loves to laugh and play hide-and-seek… and she also likes boiling syrup.
The thick syrup bubbles away, glug, glug. A bubble pops with a smack, and a small forearm floats to the surface.
· Lost
This is an abandoned space station that has drifted through the silent cosmos for decades.
No one knows why the humans aboard disappeared, and no one knows that they haven't truly disappeared…
· Kill Order
A farm owner has landed a huge deal: four tons of fresh meat are due in three days.
It's an impossible task, and the farm owner knows it. But he doesn't care, because his excellent employees will solve the problem.
On the first day, the employees work diligently;
On the second day, they are ravenous and line up to collect the food handed out by the farm owner;
On the third day, they discover that the crops on the farm have one strange eye after another…
…
>>> Click to start reading and enter the game world
[Bonus scene]
In a game where they had to make sure their actions were reasonable, the instance monster demanded, “Why are you two sleeping in the same bed?!”
Song Linyi and Qin Xusheng, who were genuinely just chatting under the covers to exchange information: …
Qin Xusheng had a sudden flash of inspiration and took Song Linyi's hand. “Because we're a couple.”
Song Linyi raised an eyebrow: ?
Song Linyi leaned closer and obligingly pressed a kiss to the corner of Qin Xusheng's mouth.
Qin Xusheng: Shocked, blinking eight hundred times a minute
Song Linyi watched Qin Xusheng forget to breathe and laughed softly. “Qin Xusheng, you can breathe.”
Qin Xusheng: I'll hold my breath until you kiss me again!
[Reader's guide]
>> Golden-retriever gong who's “dumb” and loaded (Qin Xusheng) × carefree, lazy-fish shou with a heart bigger than the sky (Song Linyi)
>> Happy ending, one-on-one romance
>> Update schedule: Updates follow the ranking schedule when the book is featured; otherwise, updates every other day. If I can get the book under contract before it ends, it'll update daily afterward.
[Blurb edited on 2024.4.29; instance descriptions edited on 2024.10.13] Archived
Theme: Getting swept up while lying down still counts as getting swept up
Come on, Da Da! I like this book you wrote very much, don't be too tired 🤗❤️❤️❤️
Omg!😱 Why did the fish ball become fatter again! What about your weight loss plan?! The previous body shape is gone forever🐶🌹 By the way, how many copies of this book are there before it is finished [Sanhua Cat Head] (I want to read the new article)
After a brief analysis, the identity of the black bird may be the baby in the oil painting, or it may be the hidden personality of Mrs. Cage Bird, or it may be just an ordinary cute bird [ear] 0v0
Come to life, my love! (X) Sorry, I went to the wrong station.
On the last day of the weekend, I did this [picking my head] [biting my handkerchief] [hugging my thighs] [lemon] [lying flat]💤 The knight slayed the evil dragon, Jie Jie Jie
I will hold your hand to advance and retreat together↗️↘️↗️↘️[Sunglasses]
The title is too polite. It seems that the impostor has not learned the essence [caigou]
This uncle is not far away from being possessed by the evil spirit [covering face, laughing and crying]
I guess: 1. The player who came in before the pig ate it 2. The sound of beads plays a role in mental confusion. 3. Isn't it a disguised form of sacrifice for children to serve as servants to the goddess? 4. Villagers are worshiping evil gods (the whole village is possessed by evil spirits) 5. Build the crematorium under Fuxing Mountain to form a dark place to attract ghosts This village is hopeless [Lie down]
If Shu Rongyu hadn't died yet, would she be trapped somewhere? [Lie flat]