[Blurb updated on 2025.2.8, screenshot saved]
One day, Tsukishima Kiyose, who had worked herself to death from overtime, transmigrated.
The first thing she did was find a little bandage-wrapped kid who'd fallen into the water.
The second was enter a massive campus-building game.
Its dark romance version.
The school is dilapidated, the classrooms drafty, and the NPC classmates don't even have faces.
To survive, penniless Tsukishima Kiyose has no choice but to invite the male leads to participate in dark romance scenarios.
[Tennis Spin Prize Machine]
The beautiful Child of God thinks this girl from a rival school is a little unusual.
They've only just met, and she shoves a cabbage into his hands, as if he's some pitiful thief.
"I'll stay by your side while you recover from an incurable illness, but I'll mistake someone else for you and let you tear your heart and soul out, or get hit by a car, without ever looking back. Are you willing?"
Ding! You got the item, 100 Ways to Use Your Eyes Correctly.
[Training Camp for Taming Dogs in Yokohama]
The red-haired gravity manipulator thinks his slender rescuer is more than meets the eye.
Even with his hand around her throat, she doesn't forget to pass him a shovel, as if he's an ox meant to plow the fields.
"I'll fasten a silver chain around your neck, imprison you, and get your whole family killed, all while passionately insisting you love only me. Are you willing?"
Ding! You got the item, 3 Years of Gaokao Exams and 5 Years of Mental Health.
[Crow and Blue Cat Detective Agency]
The bandage-wrapped kid, mired in a swamp, thinks his companion is a little too black-hearted.
She steps on his shoulder to escape and still reminds him to submit his project proposal on time, as if he's some hapless slave.
"I'll drag you into a forbidden hell, seize you, trample you, and get you pregnant, all just to use your umbilical cord blood to save my little sister. Are you willing?"
Ding! You got the item, 99 Handy Tips for Becoming Recyclable Trash.
[Cursed Techniques Mixed-Pool Showdown]
The eighteen-year-old Six Eyes prodigy thinks his fiancée is a little eccentric.
She has him use Sukuna's fingers to renovate the campus, without room or board and at his own expense, as if he's a gold miner.
"There's someone else living in my heart, my white moonlight. You love me desperately and try to melt the ice in my eyes, but I only make you take the blame for her. Are you willing?"
Ding! You got the item, How to Face Your True Orientation.
Campus-building fanatic Tsukishima Kiyose levels up as she fights her way forward.
She watches Karasuno High's ranking soar and the world's bugs get fixed one by one, and she's about to take home a huge cash prize and celebrate the New Year.
Then she looks back, and someone has discovered the game...
Reader's guide:
1. This was born from PTSD over short stories on Zhihu. The goal is to fight dumbed-down characters and melodrama, starting with me (doge).
2. The female lead is rational and focused on campus building. She's determined to lure the dark-romance male leads back to Karasuno to build a beautiful school.
3. A lighthearted, sweet story about everyday campus life. The pairing is with Dazai. The bandage-wrapped kid is a child at the beginning, but later turns back into Dark Era Dazai.
4. A crossover, including but not limited to The Prince of Tennis, Haikyuu!!, Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun, Elden Ring, and more.
Theme: No matter how hard life gets, don't let the children suffer. No matter how poor you are, don't let education suffer.
