After becoming a Matchmaking Deity, my worldview completely collapsed.
My childhood friend is a zookeeper. The boy I took in used to lead a cult. The curly-haired young man who bought bandages to meet a shopping quota is a former Port Mafia executive. The guy in the hat who helps old ladies cross the street is a street racer. Even the blind neighbor next door is a brute who can tear apart a subway station with his bare hands!
The Heavenly Way said, "Reform them, and your year-end bonus is yours."
So I decided to spread warmth and love, roll up my sleeves, and get to work.
But after conquering Jujutsu High, surpassing the Seven Lucky Gods, and opening a branch in Hawaii, I discovered...
"Your health is the foundation of everything. One more lap... Do you want ice cream or a rabbit?"
"Pain, fly away. No being gloomy... You're such a little flatterer, miss~"
"Buddha teaches us not to be picky eaters, and certainly not to waste food... How about sweet red bean soup tonight?"
"Stay true to your own path, and don't worry about heaven, earth, gods, or Buddha... It's all right now. (pats head)"
Well, would you look at that. I was the one getting reformed?
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My name is Miyamura Nao, and when I was fifteen, I took on the great responsibility of being a Matchmaking Deity.
With the lofty ambitions of conquering Jujutsu High, surpassing the Seven Lucky Gods, and opening a branch in Hawaii, I rolled up my sleeves, ready to get down to business.
But then...
"Don't you dare put shiitake mushrooms in my bento right in front of me, you sly fox!"
"You think tossing out the packaging will destroy the evidence, you delinquent teacher?!"
"Sea Urchin and Color-Changing Tiger, stand aside and stop blocking the way!"
"You bandage freak, if you dive in again, I'm not pulling you out! Double suicide? Have you been eating poisonous mushrooms?"
"You tore down my shrine again?! Pay the rebuilding costs by check, Hat Guy!"
Help! This is awful! I'm a Matchmaking Deity at Jujutsu High, and I am so overwhelmed!
[Update schedule: Unless something unexpected happens, updates will be posted daily at noon. I'll take a day off if something comes up.]
The heroine is Miyamura Nao. The pairing is tentatively Gojo Satoru.
A lighthearted slice-of-life story.
Includes characters from Jujutsu High, Bungou Stray Dogs, The Prince of Tennis, Matchmaking Deity, and Noragami, with others appearing at random.
Theme: At a young age, I set out to save young men.
