[The copy was changed on 2023.11.13]
As a figure skater, Shirai Ya challenged 3A for the first time when he went to the world competition, and he did a bear split in front of his idol, which became a joke.
But fortunately, the leader of his mixed organization, the chief medical officer, called to express his condolences and said that his mentor had an inheritance for him to inherit.
Thinking that he would succeed if he didn't succeed, Shirai retired overnight and returned to his hometown of Yokohama.
As soon as I looked up, I came face to face with a creaking glass door and a sign covered with spider webs.
Shiraiya: Are you sure this is a sanatorium and not a haunted house, sensei?
Yokohama Patient Club Guide
One: Financial constraints, every time wasteful behavior is recorded three times, the height will be shortened by 1cm, please be careful with your spending.
Second, there is a shortage of manpower. If you encounter normal phenomena such as the doctor extending an unreasonable third hand, please do not panic.
Third, the biological attributes of the patients are unknown. In order to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible, they will try their best to confuse people. Please do not believe it.
Fourth, please take care of the club like you take care of your eyes, it is alive.
Shiraiya: What the hell?
Legend has it that there is such a club in Yokohama that can heal the body and mind.
It is hidden in the streets of Yokohama at midnight, with a comfortable living environment, doctors with superb medical skills, and——
A mysterious club owner who can make people get what they want.
Such a prestigious reputation has attracted the attention of countless patients.
So——
Detective patient No. 1, Who was forced to have his teeth extracted due to excessive sugar intake: You are the cutest marshmallow in my heart and the only bear cookie in the world.
Shirai Ya: After stealing candy 3 times, his height will be -1cm.
Black mud patient No. 2, Who was covered with bandages and suffered heat stroke in the summer: I will give you the thin streets, the despairing sunset, and the loyalty of a person who has never had faith.
Shirai Ya: After stealing bandages three times, go to the doctor for dissection practice.
Patient No. 3, Who has expired wine and ended up with alcohol poisoning: In the gorgeous waltz of ice and blades, I would like to be your most tacit companion.
Shirai Ya: After three counts of vandalism, forget it. Remember to pay the fine later.
Patient No. 4 With six eyes who bit the tip of his tongue after eating Dafu: The world is just a bunch of dust in my eyes, but you can break the barrier and become the moonlight that touches me.
Shiraiya: If you try to dismantle the club three times, get out!
As well as the purple-infected patient No. 5 Whose hand was cut by a potted plant, the young master patient No. 6 Who forgot about tetanus, and the sickly and frail Russian patient No. 7...
Shiraiya: I'm so tired, really.
Later, Shirai was invited to participate in an interview with Yokohama TV.
Host: How did you complete the transformation from a figure skater to dominating the tennis world, overturning the Dragon Head War, stopping the Hundred Demons at Night, and wiping out the Shibuya Incident?
Shiraiya: I have to thank my fellow patients for this.
Moderator: Um, can you expand on this?
Shirai Ya (with mixed feelings): Nothing but familiarity.
*
1. Shirai Ya is set as a former figure skater, but the figure skating part is not much. He is a genius without knowing it, and his personality is not an annoying type.
2. "Patient mates" are "patient mates" in the true sense, the kind who are hospitalized together
3. CP is tentatively appointed Osamu Dazai
4. It is a happy daily system. Treatment not only includes healing the body, but also healing the mind.
Concept: The world is in tatters, Shirai mends it
