Metaphysics, the Psychology Most Suitable for Chinese Babies' Physiques

[Commentary has been opened. It's an imaginary fantasy world. The plot is all made up. Don't substitute reality. Believe in science and reject superstition~ New article "Love or 500 million, which one do you choose?" [Puishu]Have a look~ Copywriting of this article: After the death of metaphysics master Yu Lanlan, she was taken by a certain system into a male-channel novel based on a popular live broadcast, and became one of the cannon fodder female supporting characters with the same name and the same surname but a miserable end. According to the original plot, the original person and the male protagonist are both psychology experts and are proficient in Western psychology. However, due to the popularity of live broadcasting, the male protagonist was framed by him, and his reputation in the live broadcasting industry was ruined. Yu Lanlan, who had traveled through time, laughed directly. Western psychology is just a remnant of what our ancestors played with. She turned to the psychology that is most suitable for Chinese babies' physiques - metaphysics, and started a live broadcast competition with the male protagonist. 1. Two parents came to seek help with their lovelorn daughters who couldn't get over their previous relationships. Male protagonist: "Based on various examinations, she was diagnosed with severe depression. She needs to take medicine on time every day and provide psychological counseling." Girl 1: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I would rather die if I lose him!" Yu Lanlan: "My child, that boy's horoscope is incompatible with you and will absorb your luck. Think about it, after being with him, did your grades drop a lot? But his grades suddenly improved?" Girl 2: "Woc bitch!! I finally got tenth place in the class! Why doesn't he die?!" After the treatment, Girl 1 fell deeper and deeper, while Girl 2 successfully recovered on her own. Girl 1's father slapped the male protagonist in the face in front of all the live broadcast viewers, and then begged Yu Lanlan. 2. Two wealthy businessmen who had physical problems due to overwork came to see them. Male protagonist: "You are too stressed. I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come on, take a deep breath...1...2..." Rich Businessman 1: "It's useless after finishing it…" Yu Lanlan: "If you are a villain and everything goes wrong, does the manager who was recommended here come to you every night with something that cannot be handled well? Replace him and find someone with strong capabilities." Rich Businessman 2: "Master is so amazing!!" After treatment, the problem of Rich Businessman 1 was not solved at all, and Rich Businessman 2 recovered easily. The wealthy businessman became angry and asked the male protagonist to compensate for the sky-high treatment fee, and then turned to Yu Lanlan to beg him. 3. The male protagonist has never given up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan silently stands in his corner. Looking at the somewhat guarded heroine, Yu Lanlan said: "He is blocking your financial path and hindering your parents. If you continue to date him, something will happen to your parents..." Hostess: "!!" Hostess: "Divide immediately!!" New article "Love or 500 million, which one do you choose?" [Puishu]Collect it if you are interested~ Copywriting: On a certain website, you can always see someone asking, if you were given one million, would you be willing to kowtow to your enemy? Many people replied: I can knock you bankrupt... But Zhang Li's answer was no. ... Because this option just didn't appear in her system, and one million was too little. - Zhang Li has gone through the book, and she has become the vicious real daughter in a book about real and fake daughters in the entertainment industry. According to the description of the novel, the real daughter was brought up in a poor family and grew up to be vicious and selfish. After returning to a wealthy family, she acted like crazy. Not only did she disgust her biological parents and people around her to the extreme, but she also ended up being kicked out of the wealthy family and lived in poverty until she died. Only Zhang Li, who had gained the memory of her original body, knew that the truth was just a tragedy of a girl who lacked love and was bullied by everyone. Unfortunately, when Zhang Li came through, the plot had already reached an advanced stage. He was kicked out of a wealthy family and was about to face ban from the entertainment industry. What's even more unfortunate is that she, who always pays attention to her promises, also agreed to her last wish of becoming the most popular star, making everyone regret it. When she was suffering from a headache, a system claiming to be the 'Test of Humanity' came to her door. The system tailor-made many options for Zhang Li based on the original person's extremely loveless personality, but little did he know that this Zhang Li was no longer that Zhang Li. - The system that thinks Zhang Li can't live without a mobile phone: "... If you are put in a room without a mobile phone, computer, Internet, or any entertainment facilities, you are provided with sufficient food for every meal, and you are given 500,000 yuan after one day, how many days can you stay at most?" Zhang Li, who was being watched closely by the paparazzi and had nowhere to go, was looking at the single-digit balance in his card in a daze: "Are you serious??" - After successfully establishing a foothold in the entertainment industry. The system automatically triggered: "... You cherish your fans the most. If the number of your Weibo fans could be exchanged for a hundred times RMB, but every time you exchanged one, you would disappear from the other person's watch list forever. How many would you be willing to exchange?" Zhang Li, who has countless anti-fans and millions of Weibo fans just because he was slandered by his wealthy family: "I can tell you clearly that one million is definitely not the upper limit of my Weibo fans..." She deserves more fans! - In a variety show, she meets her ex-fiancé, who is madly in love with her, but is already engaged to the fake heroine. System: "Which one do you choose between giving you 500 million and gaining this man's love?" Looking at the "ex-fiancé" who was talking to himself and warning her strictly behind the camera, "Don't try to use despicable means to get close to him and the fake daughter," Zhang Li turned around and pretended: "System, it's not that I don't want to choose love, it's just that you gave too much~" - There is also the 'good bamboo horse' who looks so good with the original person that they can wear the same pants, but behind the scenes, he is very courteous to the fake rich heroine... The brother who silently works for the fake rich heroine and abandons the original person like a pair of shoes... The biological parents whose buttocks are crooked to the edge of the sky... Among the options of the system, their value is equal to that of a thousand pieces of gold. Zhang Li: "Sell! Sell everything!" Finally, without everyone knowing it, Zhang Li, who was supposed to be ruined, suddenly became the richest man one day and caused a sensation in the entire entertainment industry. 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