The paragraph review has been opened, there is no limit, please pre-register "Daily Face Slapping of a Metaphysics Female Couple [Through the Book]", please collect it ~ The heroine in this article is extremely rich and also has melon-eating comics ~
Copywriting:
Yu Jiaojiao was tied into a novel set in the entertainment industry by a melon-eating system, and became a female supporting role in the network's darkest works. The system thought she loved eating melons, and wanted to use the melon-eating comics to trick her into doing tasks, but it did not expect to tie in a very rich little ancestor.
The system sighed and finished.
Unexpectedly, things took a turn for the worse, a bug appeared in the world, and a live broadcast room appeared on the Internet. The live broadcast was the heartfelt exchange between the system and Yu Jiaojiao, including the melon-eating comics it released, which attracted many real melon-eating people.
-
I just traveled through time in a book.
System (released the melon-eating comic that ended at the critical point): The XX movie king made an appointment with the actress in the hotel late at night to review the script. The wife of the wealthy daughter got the news and went to catch her. When she opened the door, she found that the heroine turned out to be... Does the host want to eat the next melon? As long as you complete the mission, you can unlock it~
Yu Jiaojiao: You said princess please do the task~
System:?
Yu Jiaojiao: You said princess please do the task~
System:…
People who eat melon (indifferent): Hype! The paparazzi are definitely cooperating with this to create hype! XX actor clearly loves his wife as much as she lives!
-
After a while, the fans were surprised to find that the XX actor had actually cheated on him! Based on the clues provided by the system, they exposed it in one fell swoop and sent the XX actor who tried to steal his wife's company's trade secrets to the police station.
-
Gathering together in the live broadcast room again, the plot has developed to another stage.
System (released half of the comic): XX Xiaohua turned out to be the fake daughter of a wealthy family, but the real daughter was stepped on by her... As long as you complete this task, I will watch three episodes in a row for you! !
Yu Jiaojiao: Why is your voice so loud? People's ears are hurt by your noise!
People who eat melons (anxious and have no bottom line): That's it! Say sorry to the princess quickly and ask the princess to do the task!
-
Later, everyone found that it was more difficult for Yu Jiaojiao to cooperate in completing the task than for them to complete the task for her, so in order to eat the melon, they could only roll up their sleeves in tears and do it themselves.
There has been a strange thing in the entertainment industry since then. Although Yu Jiaojiao is famous for her work, her one-shot fans will never leave her and are heartbroken for her.
-
And later.
Everyone discovered that Yu Jiaojiao was a breath of fresh air in the entertainment industry. She would explode wherever she went, sweeping away injustices and saving the entire entertainment industry.
[Food Guide]:
1. The whole text is made up, and any similarity is purely coincidental.
2. All the characters and melons have no prototypes. The author is not a fan of celebrities and does not know many celebrities. If there are celebrities in the article that conflict with reality, please do not misrepresent them.
3. If there are more, add them~
Pre-receipt of the copy of "Daily Face Slapping of a Metaphysics Female Partner [Through the Book]":
After the death of metaphysics master Yu Lanlan, she was taken by a certain system into a male-channel novel based on a popular live broadcast, and became one of the cannon fodder female supporting characters with the same name and the same surname but a miserable end.
According to the original plot, the original person and the male protagonist are both psychology experts and are proficient in Western psychology. However, due to the popularity of live broadcasting, the male protagonist was framed by him, and his reputation in the live broadcasting industry was ruined.
Yu Lanlan, who had traveled through time, laughed directly.
Western psychology is just a remnant of what our ancestors played with.
She turned to the psychology that is most suitable for Chinese babies' physiques - metaphysics, and started a live broadcast competition with the male protagonist.
1.
Two parents came to seek help with their lovelorn daughters who couldn't get over their previous relationships.
Male protagonist: "She is diagnosed with severe depression. She needs to take medicine on time every day and provide psychological counseling."
Girl 1: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I would rather die if I lose him!"
Yu Lanlan: "My child, that boy's horoscope is incompatible with you and will absorb your luck. Think about it, after being with him, did your grades drop a lot? But his grades suddenly improved?"
Girl 2: "Woc bitch!! I finally got tenth place in the class! Why doesn't he die?!"
After the treatment, Girl 1 fell deeper and deeper, while Girl 2 successfully recovered on her own.
Girl 1's father slapped the male protagonist in the face in front of all the live broadcast viewers, and then begged Yu Lanlan.
2.
Two wealthy businessmen who had physical problems due to overwork came to see them.
Male protagonist: "You are too stressed. I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come on, take a deep breath...1...2..."
Rich Businessman 1: "It's useless after finishing it…"
Yu Lanlan: "If you are a villain and everything goes wrong, does the manager who was recommended here come to you every night with something that cannot be handled well? Replace him and find someone with strong capabilities."
Rich Businessman 2: "Master is so amazing!!"
After treatment, the problem of Rich Businessman 1 was not solved at all, and Rich Businessman 2 recovered easily.
The wealthy businessman 2 was angry and asked the male protagonist to compensate for the sky-high treatment fee, and then turned to Yu Lanlan to beg.
3.
The male protagonist has never given up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan silently stands in his corner.
Looking at the somewhat guarded heroine, Yu Lanlan said: "He is blocking your financial path and hindering your parents. If you continue to date him, something will happen to your parents..."
Hostess: "!!"
Hostess: "Divide immediately!!"
Take a look at the many completed articles in the column~Don't miss it if you pass by~
"I Summon the Mythical Boss in the Star": Summon the Mythical Boss to Dominate the Star~
"What if the Versailles heroine was super rich [book]": Can Versailles be called Versailles if it is the richest man in the city?
"If Green Tea's female counterpart is aimed at the male protagonist [Chuan Shu]": If Green Tea is aimed at the female protagonist...
"The Self-cultivation of White Lotus's Female Supporting Role [Puishu]": The full-level White Lotus is coming back~
"NPC bosses will never admit defeat [Puishu]": Be the boss at the beginning and be an expert at appreciating tea. If you don't accept it, come and argue~
"The Master of Immortal Cultivation will teach you how to be a human being [Quickly Travel]": The Master of Demon Cultivation will never do anything if he can do it~
"Ability is the blessing of ancestors": Only I can save the world~
"After passing through the book and stealing the male protagonist's overlord script": Follow the male protagonist's path and let the male protagonist get the sadistic script~
"The Cute Peach Demon Can't Be That Strong [Hologram]": A hodgepodge of holographic online games~
Intention: Of course people's three views are the most important
Reader comments
Why do the names of the heroine and her son have Zhi between them [laughing and crying] Aren't these the same generation [dog head]
Why do the names of the heroine and her son have Zhi between them [laughing and crying] Aren't these the same generation [dog head]
I'm coming to Tomato to find you, big brother