(Upcoming novel: My Cool, Aloof Immortal Lord Was Pinned Against the Wall by a Crazed Man. Please add it to your favorites!)
[This novel] A forgetful, foolish genius-rich tree x an imaginative, sunny, confident, poor phoenix
Shen Wu is a divine tree, cherished and doted on by the Spirit Tree Clan.
After surviving a tribulation, he returned with his memories gone and, just like that, married a pitch-black mysterious "bird."
The Spirit Tree Clan rushed to stop him, only to hear him say, "Qi Qi is super cool, and he was about to cry, so I agreed!"
Shen Wu: What's so wrong with being a friend's wife?
The Spirit Tree Clan: ???
After recovering his memories, Shen Wu discovered he had a Dao companion. He was shocked at first, but after seeing the little mysterious "bird" in its transformed form, it took him just 0.01 seconds to accept the fact that he had a partner!
His only frustration was that his Dao companion insisted a snake was their biological child. Shen Wu couldn't correct him, so he let it go. Every day, he diligently supported the family and worked hard at cultivation, all so he could take his Dao companion back to the Immortal Realm and show him off to his older brother.
Feng Xuan was the seventh chick "born" to a young couple of bush birds. He grew slowly, and when mating season came around, he couldn't find a wife. Reluctantly, he agreed to let the tree who had been "courting" him become his wife.
His wife's home had everything. All the food and drink smelled delicious, and everyone in his wife's clan was an expert nest builder. Qi Qi, who couldn't build a nest, was delighted.
One day, he took human form, and his wife said he would take him home to show off to his older brother.
That was when the only hard days of his life began.
His wife insisted that this illiterate bird go to class and learn to read. Bird life was so painful...
There are lots of delicious foods out in the world.
Qi Qi: I want to eat that!
The tree, who had just arrived in the outside world and had no money, exchanged two top-grade spirit stones for two taels of silver. "Qi Qi, here. Money!"
Qi Qi turned around and bought a whole stack of candied hawthorns. Two taels of silver, gone!
After they joined a sect:
A sect member, curious: Junior Brother, don't we mess around together every day? How come my cultivation hasn't improved at all, but yours has gone up so much?
Qi Qi: I don't know. My wife pours spiritual energy into my body every night.
The sect member: No way. Where did you find such a sucker? Get one for your senior sister, too.
What happens when you're out shopping and run out of spirit stones?
Shen Wu quietly takes someone home to pick some up. After collecting several full storage bags, he turns around and buys Qi Qi the colorful, iridescent spirit boat he wanted.
Qi Qi wants it, Qi Qi gets it!
Wu Qiqi thinks there's nothing more wonderful in life than having a wife and child!
Shen Wu is happy, too. Qi Qi only needs to be happy and remember his past. Shen Wu will take care of the killing himself!
This is a story about a tree and a little black phoenix with no sense of self who grow up together, fall in love, venture out to see the world, and work hard to return to the Immortal Realm~
[Upcoming novel: A dark, unscrupulous, nameless little immortal x a cool, powerful, and adorably clueless God of War
For his whole life, Luo Chen did whatever it took to survive. He killed his father and devoured his brothers, slaughtered his entire clan, and barely ascended to immortality through bloodshed and sheer obsession.
He was vile and dark, unfit for the light. Yet in the gloom, he glimpsed the only light of his life: Bai Wusheng.
The Pure and Cold Immortal Lord Bai Wusheng is aloof and otherworldly, the greatest God of War in the Immortal Realm.
He stands far above the world like the cold moon in the highest heavens, untouched by dust and free of the slightest trace of emotion or desire.
All the immortals say: The God of War's heart belongs eternally to the Great Way. He is the perfect candidate to cultivate the Emotionless Dao.
That is, until he returned from his tribulation.
The mighty God of War was cornered against a wall by a nameless little immortal and kissed with desperate abandon.
The immortals were all horrified: ???
By the way, does anyone still remember the God of War's fiance, who failed his tribulation?
Hua Wuchen failed his tribulation and, enraged, tried to kill Luo Chen, but Bai Wusheng stopped him.
That night, Luo Chen slipped into Bai Wusheng's bed. His fingers traced that cool, otherworldly face, his eyes filled with a sick obsession.
"Why won't you let me die?"
"Kiss me!" He held a pill to his lips, his voice beguiling. "Kiss me, and the antidote is yours."
As Bai Wusheng leaned closer, their lips met. In that instant, Luo Chen flipped him over and pinned him down, greedily stealing his breath until the God of War's eyes turned red at the corners and filled with a broken haze.
Leaning close to the limp figure's ear, he laughed like a madman. "Sweet, isn't it? It's candy."
"There's no cure for the love curse... Bai Wusheng, you'll be mine for the rest of your life."
From the very first moment they met, Luo Chen had been plotting.
He didn't know whether the curse he had planted in the mortal world could bind an immortal body, but he wanted to take the gamble.
Even if he could possess Bai Wusheng for only one mortal lifetime, he would die without regret.
Fortunately, when his soul returned to its place, the love curse remained.
That high-and-mighty God of War became the moon that Luo Chen alone could call his own.
No one knew that Bai Wusheng was not emotionless. He fed on the seven emotions and six desires.
He had long since devoured all the awe and flattery of the immortals, leaving no emotions for them to produce. In his day-to-day life, he could only feed on the fear of demons...
Until one day, he found a person who produced "food" with a happy little gurgle.
Joy, adoration, possessiveness, obsession... sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy, a feast of flavors.
Bai Wusheng took a bite and narrowed his eyes. Delicious.
As for the person mumbling about a "love curse" and "bugs"... It didn't matter. The bug had already frozen to death.]
[Notes for readers of this novel]
1. Estimated length: nine volumes. Current progress: Volume Eight, ongoing, with 900,000 words written.
2. A slow-paced, sweet everyday romance with a bit of parallel-world memory. Please don't read if that bothers you.
3. They marry first and fall in love later. The story is plot-driven, and the first real kiss won't happen until Volume Four. Before then, they're sweetly clueless and dote on each other.
4. My writing is average, so feel free to read a sample first.
5. Cultivation ranks in the outside world: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refining, Body Integration, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence.
6. Cultivation ranks in the Sub-Spirit Realm: Spirit Gathering, Bone Tempering, Spirit Core, Transformation, Soul Condensation, Body Tempering, Void Breaking, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence.
7. Thank you for reading this far. If you're interested, please keep reading~
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Theme: As long as the heart keeps beating, love never fades!
Ah? No extras? The Great Elder of the Immortal Realm and the others, the threat of the Xingyue people has not been resolved yet. What if it harms the Great Elder of the Spirit Tree Clan and the others? They also want to see Huhu and the Great Elder report each other's safety.