You Can Still Become a Star Warrior at Seventy

In 2023, a mass UFO sighting occurred in a mountain village in the north. During the incident, an elderly woman living alone mysteriously disappeared. Experts believe she may have been abducted by aliens. Three months later, she returned home. So what was the truth behind the incident? Stay tuned for our reporter's exclusive interview. Reporter: Can you tell us what happened to you? Granny Zhou: Good heavens! I went to fight in a star war! That young gal in charge even gave me a medal for military service. I'll go get it from the fighter jet and show you! From then on, the legend of Granny Zhou, the God of War among the stars, spread throughout the galaxy. She also single-handedly warped the accents of the entire universe. In 2024, an extraterrestrial civilization decided to make an official visit to Earth. The international community took the matter very seriously, and a high-ranking official personally went to welcome them. On the day of the visit, media from every country aimed their cameras and microphones at the UFO hatch. But the first person to come out was Granny Zhou, holding a tour guide flag. "Blue gal, don't fall behind! Follow the green gal. We're going to Badaling first!" The official looked a little awkward and waited until Granny Zhou's tour group had finished before speaking up. "I represent humanity..." The aliens: "Good heavens! Why's everyone making such a big fuss?" Theme: There are no limits to what women can do.