Who Did I Turn Gay After Taking the Blame?

Lan Can accidentally transmigrates into a book and gets bound to a "Scapegoat" System. In short, she has to take the blame for other people!

As soon as she arrives, she's forced to confess to her master, but something seems off.

Under the strange gazes of the crowd, someone asks, "Does Junior Brother like Master?"

The elder of the Discipline Hall, who cultivates the merciless path, gives her a cold look. "Absurd!"

Her Second Senior Brother says, "Junior Brother, have you gone mad from cultivation?"

Only then does Lan Can realize she's dressed as a man, looking every bit like a handsome young male disciple.

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Just as everyone in the sect decides she's a lesbian and starts avoiding her, Mei Yingxue, a qin player who has long kept far from worldly affairs, suddenly returns. His peach-blossom eyes fix on Lan Can. "Is that how you look when you see your husband?"

Lan Can is still lost in the qin player's beauty when the crowd erupts. Just like that, she gets herself a husband for free.

Later, at the System's behest, she first takes a lightning strike for her Third Senior Brother, successfully taking the blame.

Then she cuts out her heart and core for her beloved master, successfully taking the blame.

Finally, she sacrifices herself to an evil god for the immortal sect's founding patriarch, successfully taking the blame.

Her Third Senior Brother, who has always been hung up on her being a lesbian, says, "Junior Brother, about that... I could do it too!"

Her master, who has always avoided her like the plague, says, "Wretched disciple! You've made your master fall into the trap of love!"

And the greatest person under heaven, known as the immortal sect's founding patriarch, murmurs through tearful eyes, "Perhaps it was a mistake from the very beginning, that year when the apricot blossoms bloomed in the misty rain."

Lan Can: ...

What is going on!

It seems like she's turned all the big shots in the original book gay!

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Her husband, whom Lan Can has been ignoring all this time, arrives with the still-fresh blood of the immortal and demonic realms on his hands, his eyes bloodred. "You've been cheating on me?!"

Looking at Mei Yingxue, whose whole body radiates murderous intent, Lan Can suddenly bites his lip. "Don't worry, you'll always be my one and only husband!"

Before she can even boast about her achievements, the man in front of her carries her off.

From then on, the bed in the snowy demonic realm creaks so loudly it shakes the heavens. Lan Can aches all over and can't get out of bed for two whole months. In the end, all she can do is beg for mercy: "Husband, I was wrong."

Mei Yingxue: "If my wife isn't satisfied, that's my fault. Don't take it to heart, darling."

Lan Can: ...

How could she not take it to heart! She swears she'll never dare do it again!

Later, she promises again and again, "What one and only husband, what concubines? They're all damn nonsense. My harem will have only you, my husband."

Theme: I only want to live an ordinary, happy life.