My Gorou Is the Goddess of Mercy

[Pre-release Novel: Mad Master Summons Me to Bed Tonight] Blurb below

[Blurb for This Novel:]

Xie Wu is a penniless painter who travels on a shoestring in the future, equipped with a cold-weapon gacha System.

The System's tenth stop sends him to a chaotic age when the five great clans carve up the realm and proclaim themselves kings. As soon as he arrives, he catches the attention of a beautiful young man.

At first glance, Xie Wu thinks the young man has bright eyes and red lips, with a naturally charming air. His looks are secondary, though. What really catches Xie Wu's eye is his extraordinary bearing, and he figures it might be worth attaching himself to someone powerful.

Less than half a month later, he discovers that the young man's beauty and bearing are just a facade. In truth, he's a shameless scoundrel who keeps calling Xie Wu "Fifth Brother" with startling familiarity.

Fifth Brother? Wu-lang? Wu-lang?

At first, the name sounds vaguely familiar. Then Xie Wu jolts as he recalls the classic line: "Da Lang, it's time to take your medicine!"

After that, the more he looks at the beautiful young man, the more he sees a living, breathing Pan Jinlian! The man's up to no good!

But later, at some point, that call of "Fifth Brother" begins to make Xie Wu lose his composure. In the end, he willingly sets aside his principles and joins the man in striving for dominion over the realm.

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Gongsun Lie is actually an alias used by the King of Qin while abroad. At first, he is held hostage in another state, where he unexpectedly meets a genius.

The genius's first words are that he intends to contend for supremacy over the realm. He also carries all kinds of weapons, small yet devastatingly powerful. Gongsun Lie is both shocked and delighted.

At first, he thinks the genius ought to serve him, so he racks his brains to win him over, believing persuasion is the best approach. He engineers one chance encounter after another and caters to the genius's tastes, only to discover that the man is completely out of place in this world. Not only is he a master craftsman capable of making weapons, his talent for governing is unmatched throughout the realm.

For the first time, Young Master Gongsun cooks for someone. For the first time, he paints someone a picture. For the first time, he takes someone's measurements and makes them clothes...

Until the first time he shamelessly tells someone that calling him "Fifth Brother" means considering him one's fifth brother.

The attendant traveling with them is a brother-in-arms who shares the Qin King's deepest loyalties, and ranks fourth. Following the Qin King's logic, he asks in return: "My lord, shouldn't you call me Fourth Brother?"

The King of Qin: "Are you sure?"

The attendant takes one look at the Qin King's inscrutable expression and immediately backs down.

The King of Qin has always thought that winning over the genius is a way to seize the realm. But later, why does watching him wield his sword and command the world make him want to draw ever closer?

Reader's Guide: 1. "King of Qin" is merely the protagonist's title, and has nothing to do with the historical King of Qin.

2. The one who is pursued has lost his memories and doesn't know who he really is.

Blurb for Mad Master Summons Me to Bed Tonight:

Ming Liu is a genius cardmaker from the future. To create a divine card, he travels to the cultivation world and becomes the sect master of the foremost immortal sect, a man with the same name as himself.

The original body's outward manner is aloof and proud, but he harbors unspeakable feelings for his third disciple, Gu Hanli.

The third disciple really is beautiful. His fiery red fur is impossible to resist stroking, and despite his youth, he has created his own Phoenix Cry Sword Art and stands proudly among the immortal sects.

In the past, the original body would use his status as a master to get close and offer guidance, only to be rejected every time. The third disciple, Gu Hanli, even declared that he didn't like older men.

He might as well have slapped a label on his master's face!

Then one day, the third disciple, Gu Hanli, caught his master off guard and killed the unfortunate man with a single sword strike!

And that's how Ming Liu took the original body's place.

What an ungrateful little wolf cub! Nothing could warm his heart!

Everyone advises Ming Liu to put this wicked disciple who betrayed his master and violated his ancestors on public trial, then execute him on the spot!

Ming Liu gives an insincere nod, but is secretly looking for a suitable target for his cardmaking.

At the immortal sect's tribunal, the more he looks at the third disciple, the more pleased he is. Just as the heavenly lightning comes crashing down, he embraces the man and sobs, "He's mine, my precious!"

Everyone: "..."

Look at that utterly besotted face! The whole immortal sect is exasperated beyond words, yet helpless!

Most importantly, they can't beat this master-disciple pair!

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Gu Hanli was once the Demon Venerable, who ascended and vanished from the demon realm three hundred years ago. One day, he wakes up inhabiting a fire fox. As soon as he comes to, someone carries him away, and that person becomes his master.

This master holds him every night and loves stroking his fluffy, soft fur. Gu Hanli finds it deeply humiliating and vows that one day, he'll kill him!

But later, when he hears of his master's death, he can't sleep at night and feels as if something is missing from his heart.

Then, at the immortal sect's tribunal, his master comes back from the dead. Gu Hanli is secretly delighted, only for his master to embrace him and confess in front of everyone: "You're mine, my precious!"

Gu Hanli's heart pounds like thunder!

That very night, his master summons him to bed.

For the first time, Gu Hanli carefully washes his fur until it shines, determined to make his master enjoy stroking him.

The moment he pushes open the door and eagerly slips into bed, his master's blood-red eyes sink into his neck. Then he nuzzles his Adam's apple, and finally strokes his fiery red tail...

At last, as one of them begs for mercy through tears, a voice sounds in both their ears: "To create a divine card, you must first cultivate together..."

Gu Hanli: "?!"

Reader's Guide: 1. The disciple is the pursuer, and the master is the one pursued.

In bed, it's a contest between the 1 and the 0...

2. The master is unhinged early on; the disciple goes unhinged later.

A contest between two unhinged people...

Theme: During those long days of waiting, I learned how to forget.