My new novel, "[Three Kingdoms] The Warlords Compete to Carry My Baby," is now underway. It's also a story about a woman becoming emperor~ Eighteen warlords are scrambling to have a baby! If you're interested, please add it to your collection to show your support~
Synopsis:
1.
A netizen with the ID [The World's Best Little Sis] asks: What would it be like if your big sister transmigrated to the late Han dynasty with you?
Anonymous answer: Thanks for the invite. Sis, use your main account.
Big sister: My little sister came here to become emperor. Those who follow her will prosper, and those who oppose her will perish. Anyone who dares point out her faults to her face will be dealt with extre-
Little sister [rushes over and covers her sister's mouth]
2.
Rong Zhen, a technical expert left disabled by an accident, switched careers to become a hard-core educational content creator. While collecting knowledge from transmigrators, she unexpectedly transmigrated to the late Han dynasty along with her entrepreneur big sister.
Bad news: One sister landed in Luoyang, the capital, while the other landed in Xiliang on the frontier.
Good news: The sisters have a pair of antique jade pendants that let them make calls to each other.
The debuffs the sisters are known to face: the Little Ice Age, power struggles between the consort clans, eunuchs, and scholars, and constant Qiang and Hu incursions...
To survive long enough to reunite, they have no choice but to race against time and rapidly advance their tech tree.
Rong Zhen, head of the Eastern Han Institute of Practical Studies, with three thousand disciples: adopt orphans, make bamboo paper, promote education, improve farm tools, and let scientific knowledge shine in the late Han!
Big sister, owner of a trade caravan spanning east to west along the Silk Road: Let's turn technology into profit!
And so, for twenty years, the various factions watched them build towering mansions, build more towering mansions, and build yet more towering mansions...
Until big sister raised her arm and cried, "The Institute of Practical Studies has the aura of an emperor!"
Everyone: Question big sister, understand big sister, become big sister!
Every day, the same question: Little sis, when are you ascending the throne?!
Notes:
1. The younger sister becomes emperor. No romance! Neither sister has a love interest! Romance would only slow down the conquest of the Han!
2. This is not historically accurate. It takes place in a parallel world.
[My new novel, "[Three Kingdoms] The Warlords Compete to Carry My Baby," is now being serialized. Come check it out~~]
Wei Kang transmigrated into the chaotic final years of the Han dynasty, where propriety had collapsed and status was determined by brute force and weapons.
However, Wei Kang had neither the powerful family connections to back her up nor the military strength to conquer new territory. Her only golden finger was an utterly useless baby-making System.
System: Look on the bright side. You can complete your mission and go home just by having a baby, and you don't even have to give birth yourself.
Wei Kang: I think I'm still a kid! Besides, how can I have a baby without dating first?!
So the System lined up one handsome, lean-muscled general after another, followed by refined, delicate strategists still in their prime, and pretty young princes with tragic fates...
The honest Wei Kang chose to date them one by one, then dumped them one by one.
System: Is this what being honest means?
Wei Kang [wiping her nosebleed]: At least I'm a woman.
System: Now can you focus on having a baby?
Wei Kang: Hang on, take a look at this first.
Wei Kang tossed out a stack of documents:
A coalition of warlords had jointly declared war on the demon woman Wei Kang. There were twelve volumes of military dispatches, and every single one asked the same question: Who's the father of the baby?!
2.
In Luoyang, the news that Grand General Wei Kang was to marry into the imperial house spread like wildfire.
Rumor had it that this woman from Bingzhou could get men pregnant! She was an out-and-out demon!
Civil officials: I heard that anyone who's worked with her can't escape her clutches!
Military officers: No, no! I heard that if you lose a battle against her, you'll be sporting a big belly the very next day!
All the assembled lords: That woman is terrifying!
In that case, we absolutely cannot allow the Han imperial house to be humiliated!
The eighteen pregnant fathers got the news and came knocking in the middle of the night.
A certain three-surnamed turncoat general gritted his teeth: "I gave birth to one of your children, and there's another one still in my belly, yet you would abandon me and our daughter to marry another man?!"
A young master of the Taiyuan Wang clan looked resentful: "These are the first triplets in the history of the Wang clan to be born safely. Can you bear to let them grow up in a home without a mother's love?"
A certain eldest son of the Cao clan beat his chest and stamped his feet: "They can all give birth! Why can't I?! How am I inferior to them?!"
Meanwhile, the woman they were talking about looked toward the imperial throne above her. All she could think was:
The multiple births were all accidents, and the throne must be passed down. How do I treat everyone equally? Urgent, please answer!
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Wen Yan, an athletic girl, was the good kid praised by all her neighbors. She was sensible, honest, and kindhearted. Though she was an orphan from a poor family, she worked eight jobs and still managed to make ends meet.
Just when Wen Yan thought her life would continue on in this peaceful way, a bolt of lightning struck, and she transmigrated.
She transmigrated to the war-torn late Han dynasty. Forget having a life: an orphan without a household registration was nothing but a free slave and walking ration.
What could she do? Wen Yan gritted her teeth and decided to start over. She wandered, hunted, and took under-the-table jobs. Every now and then, she'd pass by the county school and secretly listen to the sound of students reading. Somehow, her life settled into a steady routine.
Until one day, three letters appeared before her.
The first was from the friend she'd once scavenged for scrap with:
"Thank you for encouraging me. I've decided to establish a religious sect based on the Taiping Jing, and I'll appoint you as my grand general, second only to me, the sect leader! With your help, I'm sure we can achieve great things!"
The second was from the young noble she'd saved while hunting:
"I still can't forget you. I've made a decision that goes against my ancestors' wishes and asked Father Emperor to let me marry you. The six marriage rites should already be on their way to the county office. I'll be waiting for you in Luoyang."
The third was from the young master of the aristocratic family she'd worked for under the table:
"Did you promise to protect me for the rest of my life, only to go back on your word? I've reached adulthood and passed the filial and incorruptible selection. I'll be heading to the capital soon. Take this money to escort me. Anything left over is your tip, so don't be ungrateful."
Wen Yan was overjoyed to receive the letters.
She promptly gave the expensive paper to the poor boy at the school and asked him to be her teacher, to teach her to read and write.
Wen Yan: I'll never let anyone call me strong in the limbs but weak in the head again!
Poor boy [immediately hangs all three letters on the wall when he gets home]: Plotting ideas... Who should I start with?
Theme: Taking root below and growing upward.
The writing style is weird and disgusting. As soon as you get started, it breaks into chapters and then starts a new chapter with a new incident. Occasionally, this technique can be very effective, and the sudden stop is fascinating. However, if you watch it for a while, it will change and stop after a while, it will only make me feel that the musician's skills are not good enough, and I will be speechless after watching too much. There are also those pig teammates and rivals, the one who killed the iron official and kept the fat pig. Here, the family insulted the protagonist without any restraint. He touched his neck and broke the chapter, and then the other protagonist was returned to humiliate him. Both parts of the description were omitted, but the villain humiliated the heroine and described it more than n times more than the heroine teaching the villain. 🤷 Wow, what does this mean? Makes people laugh. Some things that deserve Lingchi died of natural causes. Overwriting, overwriting, and overwriting, one hole was left unfilled and another opened up. Reading it made me feel chest tight, short of breath, nauseated and vomited. I skipped to the last chapter. The situation of the villain's camp took up most of the chapter. The omissions made the reader confused. These shortcomings are not just flaws, but pure shit code and carved in history. Watching this thing in the middle of the night is my retribution. Blessed are those with low blood pressure. When you are sick, just look at this thing to get your blood pressure better. 🤷 Wow, vomit, vomit, especially the grandfather who carried the protagonist away died of natural causes. In most of the chapters, the character configuration is male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male. The author's new book also has a similar meaning. I was reading it very well and suddenly a plot about cerebral hemorrhage was dragged out and pulled against each other. The character of the protagonist is so thin that one wonders whether the text is the main plot. The value of serialization needs to be re-evaluated. It's hard to say.
Extras of later generations Sky curtain Forum body Underworld extras [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers]
After reading it again, I still find it a very paradoxical logic that the female character chose to be pregnant with the emperor's child because she wanted to be close to and become someone like the protagonist.
Modern civilization stands on the shoulders of giants and moves forward. The thoughts of the two sisters from the interstellar era alliance civilization are even more elusive.
It's great to spend the Chinese New Year together again.
Come and see the ending first. . It feels a bit sloppy
Feeling disappointed, I have only been here with the story of Ah Jing and Ah Zhen in the first half of their lives, so when will the extra story be released 🌈
Alas, by some strange combination of circumstances, this time the eldest nephew met the end of the little uncle.
Wow, I've finished reading it! I like the heroine who competes in the world! (Having said that, I'm a little anxious to finish it)
When will the extra episode come out?