Dream Tapir [Interstellar]

Xie Yu, a superstar shining high above the rest, had just won the title of Interstellar Best Actor when he was exposed for two-timing.

He said, "My legs aren't that long. I can't cross from the Pacific to the Atlantic."

With his reputation in tatters, Xie Yu retired to clear his head, only for a fluffy little creature to run straight into his arms.

After hearing Nian Qi speak for the first time, Xie Yu said, "I knew it. You really are a monster."

Nian Qi replied, "...I'd rather be human."

Nian Qi, the tragic second male lead from The Cannon-Fodder Supporting Female Becomes Everyone's Favorite, transmigrated into the body of a dream-eating beast and got bound to a snarky System.

"Host, collect 9,999 good dreams, or you'll be sent back to your original world to get hit by a car."

"..."

Nian Qi said, "Is this celestial phenomenon welcoming me?"

"We don't do pointless things like pulling down our pants to fart."

"..."

Just as a foreign race invaded and panic swept through the people, Nian Qi, wanting to keep his belly full, resolutely latched onto Xie Yu, the biggest golden thigh around.

Bonus scene:

Nian Qi said, "In troubled times, if you're going to cling to someone, cling to the biggest, strongest thigh."

Xie Yu glanced silently at the little attachment on his leg and calmly said, "I have more than one leg."

"Are you being dirty?" Nian Qi asked, looking up in shock.

Xie Yu said, "I have two legs. If you cling to both, they're even bigger."

Nian Qi said, "...Nice."

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Aloof, secretly flirtatious top × a feigned-idiot, black-bellied bottom

P.S. This is a writing-practice story, not for sale.

Theme: All forces that incite violence, and every violent race, will ultimately be destroyed by those united in justice.