Xie Yu, a high-flying superstar, had just won the first award among stars, but unexpectedly it was revealed that he was in two different places.
He himself said: The legs are not that long and there is no way to cross from the Pacific to the Atlantic.
Feng Ping was killed and when Xie Yu retreated to relax, a furry little guy ran into his arms.
After hearing Nian Qi speak for the first time.
Xie Yu, "You are indeed a monster."
Nian Qi, "... I prefer to be a human being."
The miserable male character Er Nian Qi in "The Cannon Fodder Female Supporting Girl Turns into a Heartthrob" passed through the body of a dream-eating beast and was bound to a cheap whooshing system.
"Please host collect 9999 sweet dreams, otherwise you will be sent back to the original world and be killed by a car."
"..."
Nian Qi, "Is the vision from heaven welcoming me?"
"We don't take off our pants and fart."
"..."
Coinciding with the invasion of aliens, people were in panic, so Nian Qi wanted to have enough to eat. He resolutely hugged Xie Yu's golden thigh.
Small theater:
Nian Qi said: In troubled times, if you want to hug someone, you have to hug the thickest thigh.
Xie Yu silently looked at the pendant on his leg and said calmly, "I have more than one leg."
"Are you in yellow?" Nian Qi looked up in shock.
Xie Yu, "I have two legs. If you hold them together, they will be stronger."
Nian Qi, "...6"
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Cold, sullen and aggressive × pretending to be stupid and being dumbfounded
ps: practice writing, no v
Purpose: All factors that cause violence and all races that cause violence will eventually be destroyed by those who unite with justice.
