[New novel, "The Chief Minister's Life Simulator," now underway~]
Jiang Chun became an overnight sensation after writing a tragic, beautiful, and powerful character. She was finally about to make a fortune, but then disaster struck and she died.
The good news was that she was reborn.
The bad news was that she transmigrated into her own novel and became the original wife of Song Shian, the tragic, beautiful, and powerful male supporting character. She was a gorgeous, incredibly strong butcher who would eventually be caged and drowned for adultery.
Jiang Chun: "...Do you have to mess with me like this?!"
Luckily, she knew the plot inside out, and she also had a sign-in golden finger. There was hope! She could still make it!
*
Song Shian woke from a nap to discover that he had returned to the time in his previous life when he was a live-in son-in-law in the Jiang family.
Faced with the wife who would one day cuckold and humiliate him, becoming a lifelong disgrace, he resolved to strike first!
But who could have guessed that this butcher woman would spend a fortune nursing him back to health and take care of him in every way? That she would even sneak into his bedchamber in the middle of the night wearing a red bellyband, whimpering and begging him to consummate their marriage...
Song Shian lowered his knife a little. "Hold on. Let me see what she's up to."
Bonus scene:
One day, Jiang Chun attended a banquet at a marquis's residence. A group of noblewomen mocked her to her face for her low birth, calling her a butcher woman unfit for polite society.
Jiang Chun promptly rolled up her sleeves and hitched up her skirt, then gave them all a thorough beating until they were wailing as if their husbands had died.
Afterward, their husbands came to Song Shian and demanded that he deliver justice.
Song Shian replied coolly, "I'm just a live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family. My wife is the one who gets to manage me, not the other way around. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do."
Everyone: "..."
When there's trouble, he's a live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family. Otherwise, he's the Chief Minister and the Emperor's brother-in-law, is that it?
Reader's note:
1. Both leads are virgins.
2. The female lead has a golden finger.
3. A sweet, slice-of-life farming story.
New novel: "The Chief Minister's Life Simulator." Please add it to your reading list!
Synopsis: A young lady named Yun Ling arrives at the Marquis of Yongping's estate to seek refuge with the old madam.
The servants gossip among themselves, saying the young lady is dirt poor and relies on the estate for every stitch of clothing and every bite of food. She's clearly here to sponge off them.
With a hundred thousand taels in banknotes to her name, Yun Ling nods enthusiastically. "You're right. I'm dirt poor."
What's more pleasant than spending someone else's money instead of your own?
Even better, Yun Ling's phone came with her when she transmigrated.
Although the only thing left on it was the Chief Minister Life Simulator app she'd just downloaded before transmigrating, she could earn rewards by completing missions!
All she had to do was grind, and with people waiting on her hand and foot every day, she had all the time in the world.
Horsemanship? Max it out.
Reading? Max it out.
Music? Max it out.
Martial arts? Max it out.
Bedchamber arts? Max it out.
Wait, she can skip that one, right?
What? It rewards you with a pill that makes you immune to all poisons?
Who could resist grinding for that?
*
Cui Jiuchen, heir to the Marquis of Yongping, felt like he'd been haunted lately.
He rode laps around the racetrack until he was gasping with exhaustion.
As soon as he dismounted, a thought popped into his head: [One more lap!]
As soon as he dismounted, another thought popped into his head: [One more lap!]
This went on and on. By the end of the day, Cui Jiuchen's legs were as limp as noodles, and his attendants had to carry him back to the estate in a sedan chair.
*
A few days later, with nothing better to do, he decided to paint a picture of the osmanthus tree in his courtyard, titled "Autumn Osmanthus."
Then, for no apparent reason, he spent the whole day painting more than a dozen versions of "Autumn Osmanthus." The next day, when he went to the Imperial College, he couldn't even lift his brush.
And so on. There were plenty more incidents like these.
This was clearly strange, but so far the ghost had only played pranks and tormented him. It hadn't harmed anyone, so he decided to stay calm and see what happened.
That is, until his mother, the Marchioness of Yongping, tried to arrange a marriage for him. He was so opposed to it that they parted on bad terms.
He went to the back garden to clear his head, where he happened to run into Yun Ling, the young lady staying at the estate.
He thought, "If I have to marry someone and keep her around as a mere ornament, this cousin would do. She's clever and quick-witted, and won't let herself get pushed around. She could definitely hold her own against Mother."
Then the ghost's voice suddenly rang out in his mind: [No, this cousin isn't suitable.]
Cui Jiuchen's lips curled. So, he had finally found the "ghost" that had been tormenting him day in and day out?
He scoffed inwardly. "Not suitable? Then I'll make her suitable!"
Reader's note:
1. Both leads are virgins.
2. The female lead has a golden finger.
3. Sweet, lighthearted, feel-good slice of life with no angst.
Theme: Make a living and build a fortune with your own skills
It's so good, I rewatched it again, and I can't bear to see it end. Ouch.
Reading this article, the heroine's face is automatically replaced by dy Shu Xiangjun [Star Eyes]
This article really impressed me and kept me reading it for a whole day and night. The corners of my mouth didn't even drop a bit all night long. Are you happy?
The writing is quite good and the article is very detailed. For those who have read many novels, this novel is worth reading [Orange Heart]
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
The part at the beginning about the original owner wanting to seize the body is really jarring. The rest is okay. I really don't understand the point of writing about seizing the body. Is the word count too low?
I can't stand it. I don't know what the use of this sign-in system is. When you are poor, even if you have money, you have to carry sacks and pretend to be poor. When you have money, the three melons and two dates will not play a big role. The two systems can be said to be the failure of this article. Time travel is time travel. Thinking about the good things about money falling from the sky all day long, the three views are too wrong.
Can we make a quick sequel based on this ending?
It's early November, where's the update?
Finished spreading flowers! I read it in one sitting and look forward to more good articles from the author!
It's so good, I rewatched it again, and I can't bear to see it end. Ouch.
Reading this article, the heroine's face is automatically replaced by dy Shu Xiangjun [Star Eyes]
This article really impressed me and kept me reading it for a whole day and night. The corners of my mouth didn't even drop a bit all night long. Are you happy?
The writing is quite good and the article is very detailed. For those who have read many novels, this novel is worth reading [Orange Heart]
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
The part at the beginning about the original owner wanting to seize the body is really jarring. The rest is okay. I really don't understand the point of writing about seizing the body. Is the word count too low?
I can't stand it. I don't know what the use of this sign-in system is. When you are poor, even if you have money, you have to carry sacks and pretend to be poor. When you have money, the three melons and two dates will not play a big role. The two systems can be said to be the failure of this article. Time travel is time travel. Thinking about the good things about money falling from the sky all day long, the three views are too wrong.
Can we make a quick sequel based on this ending?
It's early November, where's the update?
Finished spreading flowers! I read it in one sitting and look forward to more good articles from the author!