New story: The Chief Secretary's Fierce Butcher Wife. Please add it to your reading list!
Fu Anhe struggled for ten years to survive in an apocalypse plagued by endless disasters, only to die of hunger. Reborn in a single moment, she also gains a storage space. So she sells her house, stockpiles supplies, and gets in shape, preparing for every eventuality and waiting for the apocalypse to arrive.
But before the apocalypse can begin, a drunk driver's truck sends her crashing back into ancient times, where she becomes a Noble Lady in the imperial harem.
Ancient times it is, then. At least it's better than the apocalypse. And as a consort in the imperial harem, she can have her clothes brought to her and her meals served. Life couldn't be sweeter!
Yeah, right. It's not sweet at all!
The emperor is a cheapskate. A Noble Lady like her only gets to eat meat once every five days. For a foodie who has already starved to death once, it's downright torture!
Fu Anhe decides to make a run for it!
The good news is that after shamelessly flirting with the emperor and doing everything she can to please him in bed, she finally gets the perfect chance to fake her death.
The bad news is that she does too good a job. The emperor can't get enough of her and starts valuing her more and more.
So when she "falls off a cliff," he throws caution to the wind and lunges forward to grab her hand!
Sharp rocks tear open their arms, and their blood flows out and mingles.
[Let go, you useless emperor! I'm trying to fake my death and escape!]
[This trash palace doesn't even serve meat. Even a dog wouldn't stay here!]
[I didn't store billions of supplies in my storage space just to suffer through a miserable life in ancient times.]
Mu Jiuli, who suddenly hears Fu Anhe's thoughts: "???"
Fake her death and escape? A storage space? Billions of supplies?
Mu Jiuli, who owes more than nine million taels in debts left behind by his imperial grandfather, has eyes brighter than pearls glowing in the dark. He grips her with all his strength and shouts, "My beloved consort, hold on! Even if it costs me my life, I'll pull you up today!"
He declares that from this moment on, Noble Lady An is his most cherished darling. If she wants the moon, he'll fish it out for her; if she wants the stars, he'll pluck them for her. If she wants his head, he'll let her chop it off...
Actually, maybe not that one.
Fu Anhe waves her arms and struggles wildly.
[You really don't have to. Let me go! I'm setting sail right now!]
In the end, though, she obediently follows the emperor back to the palace, because he promises her meat at every meal and a higher rank.
Her rank doesn't matter. The imperial chefs are just too good. Their meat dishes are so delicious they could make her tongue fall off, and she could eat them for the rest of her life without getting tired of them!
Mu Jiuli: "If rank doesn't matter, why do you keep making a fuss about becoming a Consort, a Concubine, a High Consort, and even the Empress?"
Fu Anhe: "And why do you keep making a fuss about sweet potatoes, corn, cement, and even glass?"
The cheapskate emperor and his foodie consort are clearly falling for each other.
New story: The Chief Secretary's Fierce Butcher Wife. Please add it to your reading list!
Blurb: Jiang Chun wrote a tragic, beautiful, and powerful character who became an overnight sensation. Just as she was about to make a fortune, an accident took her life.
The good news is that she is reborn.
The bad news is that she has transmigrated into her own novel, becoming the original wife of Song Shian, the tragic and beautiful male supporting character. She's a beautiful, immensely strong butcher who will eventually die in a pig cage for having an affair.
Jiang Chun: "...Do you have to do this to me?!"
Fortunately, she knows her own plot inside out and has also gained a sign-in golden finger. Well, there's hope! There's still hope!
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Song Shian wakes up one day and discovers that he's back in his past life, when he was a live-in son-in-law in the Jiang family.
His original wife will eventually cuckold him, bringing shame upon him and becoming the lifelong disgrace of his life. He decides to strike first!
But who could have expected that this butcher would spend a fortune nursing him back to health and take such good care of him? That she'd even sneak into bed at midnight wearing a red bellyband, whimpering and acting coy as she begs him to consummate their marriage...
Song Shian puts his knife away a little. "Wait a moment. Let me see what she's up to."
A short scene:
One day, Jiang Chun attends a banquet at a marquis's estate. A group of noblewomen mock her to her face for her low birth, calling her a butcher who doesn't belong in respectable society.
Jiang Chun promptly rolls up her sleeves, hikes up her skirt, and beats them all until they're crying for their parents like their husbands have died.
Afterward, the noblewomen's husbands seek out Song Shian and demand that he settle the matter fairly.
Song Shian says coolly, "I'm just a live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family. My wife is the one who rules over me, not the other way around. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do."
Everyone: "..."
When there's trouble, he's a live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family. When there's not, he's the Chief Secretary and the emperor's brother-in-law, is that it?
Theme: A happy life takes active effort to pursue.
Why can't I transfer the full book to my read list even though I have purchased it?
Husband and wife are called Dunlon, they are a wild couple.
"There are only fifteen people." This is a big bug for the author~
Isn't it that we are missing a Mingmei person?
"It's too big, it has nothing to do with the mother and concubine." This is a big bug for the author~
mother queen
The new article will be seamlessly connected tomorrow, hahahahahaha
Why does she know so much important information?
To be honest, the faults of the Dog Emperor and that so-and-so Na's father are more than the faults of this so-and-so Na's father. There was nothing wrong with people being in love with each other, but they were suddenly separated because of the interest relationship between these two people. And getting into the harem doesn't give anyone any hope of happiness. I feel like the male and female protagonists are more like dogs than that Na and her boyfriend.
Are the Fang family and Concubine Ning going to take a dog? Hurry up, now that the dog has Ning Fei, you won't have to run around all day.
The heroine is so miserable... Although she said she only cares about her career and not her emotions, she is still at a huge loss. A man with so many resources, such a little wife and a lot of children. She also has to be busy with the man's family affairs every day.
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The Foolish Crown Princess
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Man, why don't you update it? ?
Why can't I transfer the full book to my read list even though I have purchased it?
Husband and wife are called Dunlon, they are a wild couple.
"There are only fifteen people." This is a big bug for the author~ Isn't it that we are missing a Mingmei person?
"It's too big, it has nothing to do with the mother and concubine." This is a big bug for the author~ mother queen
The new article will be seamlessly connected tomorrow, hahahahahaha
Why does she know so much important information?
To be honest, the faults of the Dog Emperor and that so-and-so Na's father are more than the faults of this so-and-so Na's father. There was nothing wrong with people being in love with each other, but they were suddenly separated because of the interest relationship between these two people. And getting into the harem doesn't give anyone any hope of happiness. I feel like the male and female protagonists are more like dogs than that Na and her boyfriend.
Are the Fang family and Concubine Ning going to take a dog? Hurry up, now that the dog has Ning Fei, you won't have to run around all day.
The heroine is so miserable... Although she said she only cares about her career and not her emotions, she is still at a huge loss. A man with so many resources, such a little wife and a lot of children. She also has to be busy with the man's family affairs every day.