The Foolish Crown Princess

[This was written by face-rolling on the keyboard, proceed with caution!] "Since you're here, you might as well make the best of it." That kind of bullshit theory doesn't exist in Mei Shengnan's dictionary. Her previous life ended in such a miserable way that she had no desire to be reborn as a person, much less transmigrate into a feudal era as a woman. So from the moment she was in the womb, she began her grand campaign of getting herself killed. Can't die? No problem. Then she'll act like a fool. Who could expect a fool to obey the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, support her husband, and raise children? The reborn Crown Prince Mu Borong: Not happening. It doesn't matter if you're pretending to be a fool or are one for real, I won't give you up again in this life! Mei Shengnan: What a beast. He won't even leave a fool alone! P.S. Don't be misled by the blurb. The male lead is no scumbag in either life. Synopsis: 1. The heroine transmigrates, the hero is reborn. 2. A sweet, doting romance. 3. They both had partners in their previous lives, but in this life they're both virgins. 4. The author is terrible at writing blurbs, and the story starts slowly. Please read the first three chapters before deciding whether to take the plunge. New story, July 8, 2020: The Imperial Physician Empress's Culinary Life. Please add it to your library! Her older sister is rebellious: she gets promoted to Consort, then runs away from home the very next day. Their grandfather is cunning. When his eldest granddaughter runs off, he sends the second granddaughter to take her place. Zhuang Mingxin, the second granddaughter, is dissecting a corpse at the Court of Judicial Review when she is suddenly told to enter the palace. She is completely dumbfounded. Wasn't she promised she could bring a husband into the family? She thinks her acting is flawless, but on her very first day in the palace, her true identity is exposed. So she lets loose completely. She takes on both autopsies and cuisine, plants flowers in front of the halls and vegetables behind them, and turns the imperial palace into a beautiful garden paradise in no time. Life is just wonderful. Your Majesty, please stop coming over. I'm very busy. I don't have time to enjoy "painless acupuncture." Emperor Yujing takes off his clothes: Have you ever seen a needle as thick as an iron rod? Theme: