Also known as: Every Target Can Read Minds
Zhe Ye works in the background-character division of the Cannon Fodder Bureau. Unlike the other teams, who go through fire and water for their protagonists, all she has to do is stay put and play an immobile background character. Every mission starts on easy mode, and after completing four missions, she'll get a mansion by the sea and enjoy life in every way.
Zhe Ye: How could I pass that up?
In the first world, Zhe Ye spent her days eating sunflower seeds, eavesdropping, watching people cheat, and witnessing the killer's identity come to light. Life was pretty sweet.
After the main plot wrapped up, Zhe Ye dusted herself off and left, only to receive a complaint from the protagonist.
System: The female lead says you refused to give her experience points and tried to seduce her, so she turned evil.
Zhe Ye was dumbfounded: ???
In the second world, Zhe Ye learned her lesson and became a world-famous divine tree, waiting for the female lead to use it as a practice target and chop it down to earn all those experience points.
But when the time came, the female lead wouldn't do it.
Zhe Ye was dumbfounded again, then logged off.
System: The female lead complained that you cried too loudly and disturbed her.
Zhe Ye: But I only squeaked twice.
In the third world, Zhe Ye finally got approval for a mission that wasn't as a background character. She became a strange-looking, crooked-necked tree and caught the female lead perfectly when she jumped off a building on the first day, successfully completing her mission.
Zhe Ye thought the mission was over.
But on the second, third, and fourth days, Zhe Ye caught the female lead jumping off a building right on schedule.
Zhe Ye: I need an explanation.
Female lead, gazing at her tenderly: I just want to come here for a loving hug every day.
Zhe Ye: ...
From the top's perspective:
Jiang Xuening has a secret: she can read minds. She knows she's the heroine of a power fantasy, born at the peak and constantly surrounded by "mission-takers" who deliver experience points, kills, and legendary swords right to her doorstep. She was supposed to ascend in one effortless leap.
Until she met Zhe Ye. This mission-taker was a little slow on the uptake, spending every day squatting nearby and gossiping about her instead of giving her gifts or kills.
She stretched.
Zhe Ye: Wow, nice chest.
She raised her legs.
Zhe Ye: Well, those legs are long.
She walked past Zhe Yu without doing anything.
Zhe Ye: Look at that adorable little face. It's so soft you could squeeze water out of it.
Jiang Xuening thought it over all night and finally realized: Heaven had sent her a soulmate.
Once she'd figured it out, Jiang Xuening transplanted her beloved tree stump next to her hot spring and performed a striptease every day.
Zhe Ye really did love it, praising her in her thoughts every day. Their relationship never went beyond that before Jiang Xuening ascended.
Zhe Ye completed her mission and left.
Jiang Xuening: ???
Jiang Xuening was so furious she turned evil on the spot.
A narcissistic, lovesick top vs. a bottom who loves pretty faces
Reading Guide:
1. The writing is average, so read as you like.
2. A silly comedy, just for laughs.
3. No unnecessary side characters. The bottom is straight at first and simply enjoys looking at beautiful women.
4. The synopsis has been screenshotted. Please don't steal the premise.
Theme: Love yourself and others