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[World Eight: How Was the Perpetual Motion Machine Invented? Updating]
Synopsis:
Xia Zhi is a quick transmigration tasker responsible for collecting the protagonists' treasures in different worlds.
Every time Xia Zhi tricks the heroine into handing over a treasure, she immediately fakes her death and scatters her ashes so thoroughly that the heroine can't find them even after searching high and low.
After ten missions, Xia Zhi receives a notice that every world she's worked on has collapsed. If she doesn't go back and fix things, she'll not only lose her entire bonus, she'll end up in prison.
Xia Zhi: You've got to be kidding me.
When she returns, Xia Zhi discovers that things are even worse: every heroine has been reborn, and they look at her as if they want to devour her alive.
Xia Zhi: …After barely surviving a few worlds
There's no way I can keep doing this lousy job. Better pack up and go to prison.
[ABO Arc]: O/O romance, seductive A-attracted scumbag O noblewoman vs. fallen O-rights princess (√)
(The noblewoman who betrayed the princess bends down, hoping to use the reproductive abilities she's so proud of to save her own life. She never expects to provoke the princess's overwhelming fury.)
[Evil God Arc]: Hot-tempered believer vs. pure-hearted evil god (√)
“Become one with me, Zhizhi… Never be apart again…” A vague murmur came from the darkness.
The evil god wrapped the faithless believer tightly in its embrace.
“No…”
Strange, grotesque tentacles wound around her pale ankles. Shivers spread through her as the slippery, slimy sensation drove her to struggle wildly.
Her soul was swallowed bit by bit by an unspeakable shadow, and the feeling of imminent collapse crept to the tips of Xia Zhi's nerves.
The god said, “Become a part of me.”
Smack! Xia Zhi slapped the god across the face.
“You really had to make me do this? Those tentacles just killed someone. Have you even washed them?”
“Get lost!”
“What are you staring at? Don't make me slap you again.”
Evil God: “… qwq”
[Symbiosis Arc]: Arrogant king of the alien species vs. deranged, unstable space pirate captain (√)
Ever since someone cheated her out of her family's heirloom ring, space pirate captain Alfilo had gone completely mad. Her subordinates lived in constant fear, knowing that one wrong move could cost them their heads.
Then one day, someone brought her a huge cat of unknown breed. The next day, it was as if she'd suddenly emerged from the gloom. Not only had her temper improved, but she was even better at beating people up.
She stopped obsessively searching for someone and instead announced that she would lead them to conquer the stars and seas.
The space pirates: Tears of joy!
The only problem was that their captain could be all smiles one second and change her expression the next, as unpredictable as a space storm.
One day, someone saw her facing a mirror and coaxing it in a voice so tender it could drip with sweetness: “Darling, it was all my fault. Don't be mad…”
“Baby, come out… Don't get so angry that you hurt yourself…”
In the mirror, the captain's expression grew ever more intense and excited.
The space pirates thought fearfully: Our captain really has gone mad after all.
…
The first time Xia Zhi entered the heroine's body, she thought it was absolutely amazing.
She could flirt with girls, drink, max out the heroine's star card, beat up anyone who annoyed her, then return to her own body and act cute. Who would ever suspect her?
The second time Xia Zhi entered the heroine's body, her mind went blank. Her limp body and the lingering sensations left her unable to come back to her senses for ages.
The third time… Xia Zhi wanted to know who the hell could let her out. This lunatic really dared to do that to herself.
(P.S. In this world, Zhizhi is an adorable alien species who looks like a little Pallas's cat! She's fun to pet and flirt with, and exudes a kingly aura.)
[Twin Arc / Love Triangle Arc]: Cold succubus vs. gentle, universally adored heroine vs. gloomy, universally disliked heroine (√)
“See that girl with blond hair and blue eyes?”
“I see her.”
“Now strip and seduce her.”
Xia Zhi: ???
In the new world, Xia Zhi installed a mini-program into the System. She could get high-level items just by completing random, super-easy tasks.
Task One: Tell Claire, “I'm pregnant with your child.”
Xia Zhi: ?
Claire, who's never even slept with her, grimaces. “I'm so happy, Zhizhi.” (It must be another bitch pretending to be her.)
Task Two: Tell Imier, “I'm pregnant with Claire's child.”
Imier, bristling with murderous intent: Did she force you?
Task Three: Tell them you've miscarried. (Someone else caused it.)
Xia Zhi, flinging a pot: If you're trying to stir up trouble, just say so.
[Ghost King Arc]: “Fragile” substitute vs. seemingly wicked but actually pure-hearted first love (√)
As a scheming substitute, Xia Zhi cries at the slightest excitement and trembles at the slightest touch. She's fragile, innocent, and pitiful. In public, she's locked in a passionate, tumultuous romance with the domineering CEO, while secretly carrying on with the CEO's first love.
The heroine, the CEO's first love, is utterly taken in and obediently hands over her family's heirloom.
After Xia Zhi completes her mission, she kicks her aside and, even as she dies, insists that she will always love the CEO.
108: The heroine burned herself to death while clutching your corpse. She's now become the Ghost King and is searching everywhere for you.
Xia Zhi: ?
…
On the first day after Xia Zhi returned, she received a present wrapped with a huge red bow.
When she opened it, she found a CEO cut down to a human stick, with three bloody red characters written on it: “Do you like it?”
Xia Zhi pondered this.
On the second day after Xia Zhi returned, she received a huge, exquisitely crafted coffin.
It was empty inside, with only a gravestone engraved with the heroine's name.
Xia Zhi pondered this some more.
On the third day after Xia Zhi returned, before the Ghost King could send over her dowry, she received a lace bra with two crookedly written characters on it: “Wanna date?”
Ghost King: ?
Ghost King: !!!
[Dating Sim Arc]: Dating sim NPC vs. petty, vindictive cheapskate (√)
People from the planet Kestrel die if they don't find their soulmate before turning thirty-five.
Federal General Ye Luomis is thirty-two this year. Because she's so cheap and unpleasant, she's still single with death looming.
In her frustration, Ye Luomis comes across a matchmaking post. During their subsequent negotiations, her natural talent for bargaining lets her haggle the price down from ten million star coins to one hundred.
After she pays, the other party runs off.
The scammed Ye Luo decides to blast them with her starship.
Xia Zhi, in a vegetative state: …
…
To address the problem of mental power surges among the Federation's new humans, the government introduces a full-dive romantic interaction game.
Players earn affection by interacting with their characters, which provides free mental-power soothing. Anything beyond that costs money.
To save herself a hefty expense, Ye Luomis opens nine accounts to claim free rewards. (Nine is the limit.)
Every day, she cycles through all nine accounts to kiss her virtual lovers' little faces and collect mental-power soothing. To save time, she can even kill one off and restart the account to collect again.
Xia Zhi, whose face is swollen from all the kissing, flies into a rage: Get lost, you jerk! Go spend some money!
Ye Luo at first: Collecting freebies every day, hee hee.
Ye Luo later: My wife dates nine people every day and accepts all their gifts. Not hee hee.
…
What's it like to swindle money from a cheapskate?
Xia Zhi, the virtual lover: “Thanks for asking. No freeloaders. A kiss costs fifty, a hug costs one hundred, and getting into bed…”
Ye Luomis perks up her ears.
[Fairy Tale Arc]: Spoiled, troublesome princess vs. cold-faced but warm-hearted dragon lady
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest princess of them all?”
“My dear Princess Xia Zhi, on the southernmost edge of the Magic Forest, on the Dark Dragon Isle, lives the most beautiful dragon princess in the world.”
The princess flew into a rage, smashed the mirror, and decided to gather heroes to slay the dragon.
At that moment, the dragon princess, traveling through the human world, quietly signed herself up.
When Xia Zhi opened the mirror again in her second life…
The threatened mirror replied: “Princess, dear princess, if you marry the dragon of the Dark Dragon Isle, you'll become the most beautiful princess in the world.”
Xia Zhi: ?
…
[Mermaid Arc]: Survivor who sells herself to stay alive vs. bewitching mermaid younger sister √
[Interstellar Arc]: Pretty “idiot” vs. mechanical empress (romance arc in progress)
(This hunk of metal insists I stole her heart. Hilarious. I only took a piece of scrap metal, and she chased me to the ends of the earth. Then she says the ends of the earth are just a rock.)
[Infinite Flow Arc]: Terrifying, evil boss vs. player who hunts monsters and turns traitor
(I'm a monster who lusts after human bodies, but it turns out I'm the one being lusted after.)
…
Reader's Guide:
1. No pregnancy. (Inline comments are open.)
2. Multiple copies of the heroine, who eventually merge.
3. Strong leads. The heroine is a bit wicked, but she won't be put through suffering.
4. World One starts at a slower pace. Her true nature comes out in the middle. It's absolutely thrilling, and Zhijie is more formidable than the heroine.
5. The writing is average, with a touch of silliness. If it's not for you, feel free to stop reading. Hope you enjoy!
6. World Seven was rewritten with a different premise. (I'm personally not good at the original genre.)
7. I don't recommend skipping worlds. Some minor worlds have major plotlines that connect to each other. If you really don't like a world, you can check the author's notes, which include context for the related main plotlines. Beware, they contain spoilers. Thanks for understanding!
8. The cover features Zhizhi from World Eight!
(P.S. World Six is probably the silliest and sweetest so far. No world has a completely tragic ending, and the overall tone isn't angsty. Thank you, my lovely readers, for reading and buying the book. Mwah mwah, here's a cyber flower for you!)
[About the Illustration Event:
1. If you've collected a complete set and want the original illustration files, you can find me on Weibo (Yi Zhi Xiu Bu Dong).
2. After completing sets 1, 2, or 3, remember to claim your rewards. You can also go to the page and change or set your avatar there (the little gift icon).
3. Illustration artists: Da Wan Kuan Kuan Mian, -Hua Qiao-, Teacher Wukong, Ling Yang.
4. The original illustration files can be redeemed at any time. I'll send them as soon as I see your request.
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This synopsis was screenshotted and posted on Weibo on October 13, 2022.
Theme: Love does not involve deception
The author's ghostly talk note
1. The author is a creature that can only code. Make sure you don't do anything other than code.
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Now I don't have any leave application slips hanging up.
When will it be updated? . . [Please]
When will Xiuxiu come back? Can you say something? (I want to make sure you are still there [please])
Teacher, your writing is very, very good. Don't worry about the bullshit some people say, what you wrote is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good. Every world is very good, very comfortable, comfortable and beautiful!
When will you be back?
, [Orange Candy] has eaten [Purple Candy] kswl
[Holding thighs] Watch the first few worlds over and over again, come back soon~
The author's ghostly talk note 1. The author is a creature that can only code. Make sure you don't do anything other than code. 2. If you feel hungry, please make instant noodles immediately. You only have 20 minutes to rest. Please remember that if the time exceeds 20 minutes, please code 1 chapter immediately. Readers will protect your safety. 3. If you do not code within a day, please make sure you can send a message to ensure that you are still alive. Do not code, code will... 4. If readers have any comments, please reply and like them as soon as possible. If you don't reply, haha, please wish yourself well. 5. Please type before 3 a. M. Or 10 p. M. 6. If you find that the article you coded disappears, please silently recite the coded words in front of the mirror for 10 seconds. You will feel dizzy, but you will be safe. 7. The above are the rules you need to abide by. I believe you will definitely have a pleasant time with us. 8. You have to make sure that the next chapter does not open to the comment area, otherwise readers will be very angry when they see it.
Now I don't have any leave application slips hanging up.
When will it be updated? . . [Please]
When will Xiuxiu come back? Can you say something? (I want to make sure you are still there [please])
Teacher, your writing is very, very good. Don't worry about the bullshit some people say, what you wrote is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good. Every world is very good, very comfortable, comfortable and beautiful!
When will you be back?
, [Orange Candy] has eaten [Purple Candy] kswl
[Holding thighs] Watch the first few worlds over and over again, come back soon~
Beware of the flu in July [crack]
OK, I want to resume the update [Rose]