I Picked Up Junk at the Scrap Yard and Became a God

After graduating, Yu Mingchu couldn't find a job, so he inherited a junkyard and got bound to a garbage recycling System.

According to the System's requirements, he had to sort the garbage he found, then recycle and reuse it.

Yu Mingchu: "Garbage recycling doesn't sound like a great name, but at least it's an honest job."

His first customer: "I heard you take garbage here?"

"That's right! What do you need to throw away?"

"There's an energy inside me that could destroy the world. I often can't control it. Can you recycle it?"

Yu Mingchu looked at the young face before him and slowly asked, "What grade are you in, student?"

"Senior year. For the fourth time."

"I see. Sounds like you're under a lot of pressure about college entrance exams. A junkyard can't solve your problem. You'd better hurry to the hospital and make an appointment."

Later, right in front of him, the student snapped his fingers and flattened the mountain beside the junkyard.

Yu Mingchu fell silent.

After that, the junkyard kept growing, and the garbage he picked up grew more and more plentiful.

An upper-level evil spirit: "I've been a ghost for over a thousand years. When the System wanted to classify me as hazardous waste, thankfully Director Yu had a discerning eye and sorted me as recyclable. Director Yu is the best!"

An S-rank pollutant: "I have eighteen mouths and eat meat, not vegetables. My already struggling family was pushed to the brink. Thanks to Director Yu for sorting me as kitchen waste, Mom doesn't have to worry about me going hungry anymore!"

A god-level natural disaster: "I'm a chive. You cut one batch, and another grows right back. I often worry about having too many descendants. Director Yu not only helped solve our family's population problem, but also made chive pockets, chive dumplings, and chive pancakes popular at home and abroad. He's our family's greatest benefactor!"

The junkyard was thriving, and Yu Mingchu was dazed.

Something wasn't right. Something really wasn't right.

It's the twenty-first century. Where did all these bizarre "kinds of garbage" come from?

So he's the only ordinary person in the entire junkyard, huh?

Yu Mingchu: an unremarkable junkyard director, the god who saved the world!

==Coming Soon: Master, I'm Really Just a Good-for-Nothing==

After transmigrating into a book, Li Changsheng realized three things:

First, this was an exceptionally dangerous fantasy world, where demons were as common as dogs and ghosts roamed everywhere.

Second, he was just an extra, with no spiritual roots, no System, and no golden finger. One wrong move, and he'd be smashed to pieces.

Third, his new little disciple looked so innocent that if he just showed off a little, the kid would surely do whatever he said.

Well, the weather's lovely today. A good day to take on a disciple.

Li Changsheng gave a wicked smile and lit a stick of incense, placing it in the burner.

*

Many years after the incense in the burner went out...

Disciple, I heard that the evil ghost you caught down the mountain was a Ghost King?

Your disciple's skills are lacking. It took me a whole stick of incense to defeat it.

Disciple, I heard the demon beast you brought back was the foremost of the Four Demon Kings?

Master, didn't you say you needed a watchdog?

Disciple, I heard you made it to the final round of the Immortal Sect Tournament and took first place?

Compared with you, Master, they're all good-for-nothings.

Li Changsheng jolted upright on his deathbed.

Disciple, your master is the real good-for-nothing!

==Coming Soon: After Being Reborn, I Broke My Own Life-Bound Sword==

In his previous life, Li Chenran was born with a Sword Bone, a peerless talent.

In the first half of his life, he wielded his sword as a mortal to open the gates to immortality, set foot in the Buddhist sect, and overwhelm all beneath the heavens.

In the second half, as heaven and earth crumbled, he took up the position of Heaven Sword wielder to save a collapsing world, slay demons, and restore order to the universe.

For seven thousand five hundred years, no one in the world stood as his equal. He was the Kunlun Sword Immortal, the world's savior.

For seven thousand five hundred years, his family scattered, his fellow disciples turned against him, and his confidants fought one another. He was all alone, a great demon.

Li Chenran wanted to save the people of the world, but they wanted to kill him.

He had lived too long. For seven thousand five hundred years, he had grown tired and weary.

In his next life, Li Chenran broke his own life-bound sword.

He rides the wind on his sword, drifting freely between heaven and earth.

He wanders the mortal world, carefree with wine in hand.

To hell with the Kunlun Sword Immortal, and to hell with the world's savior.

He's a couch potato. He just wants to lie down.

But why, even after lying this flat, do so many people still come looking for him?

At first, they called him the Demon Doctor.

Later, they called him the Wine-Drinking Physician.

Finally, they honored him as the Immortal Who Raises the Dead.

Li Chenran sent wave after wave of cultivators on their way, then watched his old nemesis from his previous life approach through the snow.

"Hey, hey, you're saving the world. What does that have to do with me, a gynecologist?"

Theme: Even the gods believe that no matter how bad your life gets, you can have a second chance.