In her previous life, Li Chenran was born with a sword bone and was astonishingly gifted.
In the first half of his life, he opened the gates to the immortal realm with a mortal body, trampled the Buddhist sects underfoot, and stood above all under heaven.
In the second half, when heaven and earth collapsed, he took up the position of Heaven Sword bearer to keep the world from falling apart, vanquished demons, and restored order to the universe.
For the first five hundred years, no one in the world could stand on equal footing with him. He was the Kunlun Sword Immortal, the world's savior.
For the next five hundred years, his family scattered, his fellow disciples turned against him, and his closest friends fought one another to the death. He was all alone, a great demon.
Li Chenran wanted to save the people of the world, but they wanted to kill him.
He had lived for a thousand years. He was tired, and weary.
Given another life, Li Chenran broke his own life-bound sword.
He rides the wind on his sword, drifting freely between heaven and earth.
He wanders through the mortal world, at ease with a drink in hand.
To hell with the Kunlun Sword Immortal, to hell with the world's savior.
He's a couch potato. All he wants is to lie down.
But why, even when he's lying down so peacefully, do so many people still come looking for him?
At first, they called him the Demon Doctor.
Later, they called him the Wine-Drinking Daoist Doctor.
At last, they revered him as the Living Corpse Immortal.
Li Chenran sent wave after wave of cultivators on their way, then watched his old nemesis from his previous life approach through the snow.
"Hey, hey, you want to save the world? What does that have to do with me, a gynecologist?"
A little extra:
Li Chenran opens the Mortal World Clinic, specializing in infertility.
Now and then, people with difficult ailments come asking for help.
For example, being unable to form a Nascent Soul.
"I treat infertility. How is that related to cultivation?
"How many years have you been in labor at the Golden Core stage?"
"Tsk, eighty-eight years? You've been carrying this baby a long time."
"What should you do? Go to the temple next door, offer some spirit stones, and pray. The Child-Giving Goddess is very effective."
The Mortal World Clinic sees only one patient a day, and closes as soon as the appointment is over.
It's still early. Should he go listen to music at the pleasure quarter or have a good time at the tavern?
Oh, adults don't have to choose. Li Chenran wants both.
Theme: Choosing a profession means choosing a way of life