My Uncle Is the Sword Immortal of the Cultivation World

Li Ping'an was orphaned as a child and grew up in an orphanage.

The children there never had enough to eat or warm clothes to wear. They were locked in dark rooms, and some people drew their blood with thick needles.

Until she was five and a half, she thought she was an orphan. Then a sickly-looking man showed up and said he was her uncle.

Li Ping'an saw a fierce sword hidden inside him. It frightened her, but for some reason, she also felt close to him.

Her uncle sometimes said strange things, like how she was born with different-colored eyes and had an exceptional constitution.

He also asked if she wanted to cultivate immortality with him.

What was cultivating immortality? Did it taste good?

Li Ping'an nodded, her finger in her mouth.

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After a car accident, Li Chengfeng transmigrated to the cultivation world. He spent five thousand years cultivating, never imagining that he would return to his old world one day.

He was unconscious for twenty years. His family was gone, and the only one left was his sister's daughter, who had been taken in by an orphanage.

The spiritual energy in this world was scant, and the Heavenly Dao was nowhere to be seen.

This time, he no longer wanted to cultivate immortality. He just wanted to raise his niece well.

But there were always extraordinary people foolish enough to cause him trouble, and a whole crowd who wanted him to save the world.

What were extraordinary people to him? And what was so hard about saving the world?

Neither was as headache-inducing as his niece, a terrible student, taking exams.

Little Scene 1:

Li Ping'an had always lived at the orphanage and had no idea how competitive kids outside were. Then she saw past exam papers, scrunched up her little face, and burst into tears.

"It's too hard! I can't do it."

After five thousand years of cultivation, Li Chengfeng's sword heart was as unyielding as stone. Even if the Heavenly Dao collapsed, he would not bat an eye.

He stroked Li Ping'an's head. "We seekers of immortality defy the heavens. Why should a mere entrance exam frighten us?"

He took the exam paper.

A few breaths later, sword energy erupted, shaking the Nine Provinces.

#Li Chengfeng never draws his sword lightly, unless he can't help it#

#What's the point of being invincible if you can't even beat an elementary school student?#

#It turns out five thousand years of cultivation were all for nothing#

==Coming Soon: How I Became a God by Picking Up Trash==

After graduating and failing to find a job, Yu Mingchu inherited a junkyard and was bound to a trash-recycling System.

The System required him to sort the trash he found, then recycle and reuse it.

Yu Mingchu: "Trash recycling doesn't sound like a great job, but at least it's honest work."

His first customer showed up. "I heard you take trash here?"

"That's right! What do you need to throw away?"

"There's an energy inside me that could destroy the world. I often can't control it. Can you recycle it?"

Yu Mingchu looked at the customer's youthful face and said slowly, "What grade are you in?"

"Senior year. For the second time."

"I see. Sounds like you've got a lot of pressure about getting into college. The junkyard can't solve your problem. You should hurry and make a hospital appointment."

Later, right in front of him, the student snapped his fingers and leveled the hill beside the junkyard.

Yu Mingchu fell silent.

After that, the junkyard kept growing, and the amount of trash he collected grew with it.

High-ranking evil spirit: "I've been a ghost for over a thousand years. When the System wanted to treat me as hazardous waste, Station Manager Yu had the sharp eyes to sort me as recyclable. The manager is the best!"

S-rank pollutant: "I have eighteen mouths and eat meat, not vegetables. My family was already struggling, and I only made things worse. Thanks to Station Manager Yu sorting me as food waste, Mom doesn't have to worry about me going hungry anymore!"

God-rank natural disaster: "I'm a chive: you cut one crop, and another grows back. I was always stressed about having too many descendants. Station Manager Yu not only helped solve my family's population problem, but also made chive pockets, dumplings, and pancakes popular all over the world. He's a benefactor to our entire family!"

The junkyard was thriving, and Yu Mingchu was left in a daze.

Something was wrong. Very wrong.

It's the twenty-first century. Where are all these bizarre kinds of "trash" coming from???

So he's the only ordinary person in the entire junkyard, is he?

Yu Mingchu: an unremarkable junkyard manager, and the god who saves the world!

==Coming Soon: Reborn, I Broke My Own Lifebound Sword==

In his previous life, Li Chenran was born with a sword bone, a peerless talent.

In the first half of his life, he opened the gates to immortality with a mortal's body, trampled the Buddhist sects underfoot, and subdued the whole world.

In the second half, when heaven and earth collapsed, he took up the position of the Heavenly Sword's wielder to hold back the falling sky, slay demons, and restore order.

For seven thousand five hundred years, no one in the world stood as his equal. He was the Sword Immortal of Kunlun, the world's savior.

For seven thousand five hundred years, his family scattered, his fellow disciples turned against him, and his confidants betrayed him. He was alone, a great demon.

Li Chenran wanted to save the people of the world, but the people of the world wanted him dead.

He had lived for seven thousand five hundred years. He was tired, and weary.

In his next life, Li Chenran broke his own lifebound sword.

Riding the wind on his sword, he drifts freely between heaven and earth.

Wandering among mortals, he finds freedom in a cup of wine.

To hell with being the Sword Immortal of Kunlun, and to hell with saving the world.

He's a slacker. He just wants to lie down.

So why, when he's lying as flat as can be, do so many people keep showing up at his door?

At first, they called him the Demon Doctor.

Then they called him the Wine-Drinking Daoist Doctor.

Finally, they revered him as the Living Immortal who could raise the dead.

Li Chenran saw off wave after wave of cultivators, then watched his old nemesis from his previous life approach through the snow.

"Hey, hey! You want to save the world. What does that have to do with me, a gynecologist?"

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