I'm a Healer, Not Your Mom!!

I, Jia Ru, male, fifteen years old, 185 centimeters tall, weighing 60 kilograms. Born into an ordinary family, I entered the first year at East Tokyo Jujutsu High early because of my special technique. I'm a healer, a support type.

That's everything my System profile says about me.

So carelessly and briefly described, I must be the most unremarkable NPC side character in the world.

It wasn't until I noticed that my top-tier heroine classmates kept finding excuses to talk to me every day that I gradually realized something.

A boy who always hangs out with the heroines...

Jia Ru: Wait, am I the heroines' sidekick?! (shocked)

Gojo/Geto: You're supposed to be the male lead!

*Part 1

Gojo, an internet-addicted kid, recently learned a new term.

Gojo: "Shoko's a healer, and Shoko's a boy, so Shoko's true identity is a mommy-daddy! Right, Suguru?"

Geto: "Aristotle's syllogism?"

Jia Ru: "Gojo, that's an incredibly stupid thing to say. Geto, hold her down."

Geto: "Sure."

Gojo: "What are you doing to me?! Aaaaaah!"

Part 2

Geto has an amazing figure, with a curvy waist and a chest and backside that could make Utahime swoon. She keeps taking her hand and asking, "Hey, underclassman, how do you take such good care of yourself?"

Flat-chested Gojo refuses to believe it and is sure there's something fishy going on, so one day she sneaks up on Geto.

Gojo: ?!! Her boobs are... they're solid!!

Gojo bursts into tears and drags Geto to Jia Ru's infirmary.

Gojo (sobbing): "Shoko! Suguru's got, she's got a problem!"

Jia Ru (alarmed): "What problem?"

Gojo: "She's got two huge tumors growing on her chest, this big! She probably doesn't have long to live!"

Jia Ru: ...

Jia Ru turns and exchanges a look with Geto.

Jia Ru/Geto: "You're an idiot."

Gojo: QAQ?

Part 3

At the Kyoto Sister-School Exchange Event, Jia Ru, a healer, joins in just to make up the numbers. But everyone avoids fighting him, because no one wants to offend the only healer in all of Japan.

Jia Ru wanders through the forest, holding the protective cursed corpse Yaga gave him.

Suddenly, he hears hurried footsteps behind him.

Who's playing dirty and sneaking up on the healer?

Jia Ru turns around warily, only to have two blurs leap into his arms.

It's Gojo and Geto.

Gojo (in a coy voice): "Shoko, big bro! They're picking on me! I'm mad! Teach them a lesson!"

Geto (looking pitiful): "Exactly, they're so rough! We're both terrified, boohoo. Shoko, big bro, hurry up and beat them up!"

Jia Ru looks at the Kyoto students opposite him, then at the two troublemakers behind him, whose combat power is off the charts. Finally, he remembers his own character stats, where his combat power is in the single digits.

He closes his eyes in despair.

Jia Ru: "Enough. I feel sorry for myself."

*

Tips

1. The main text is in third person.

2. Shoko, Gojo, and Geto are gender-swapped.

3. A short story of 150,000 words.

4. The blurb has been screenshotted.

Theme: Care about the mental health of young people