The Tragic-Novel Heroine, But She's Going Crazy!!

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1.

Zhou Yuyan transmigrated into the heroine of an angsty xianxia novel. In the future, she would be framed and lose her cultivation, then die and be ridiculed by the entire cultivation world.

Her response: If she couldn't have a good life, then no one else could either. She started going berserk!

2.

Target of her first rampage: her gentle, refined master

During a trial in a secret realm, she was supposed to seize a treasure for her sect, only to be gravely wounded and nearly killed.

Zhou Yuyan simply withdrew. "I'm not going!"

Her master advised her, "Yuyan, don't underestimate yourself. This is your chance to show your abilities."

Zhou Yuyan nodded. "You're right. Gold will always shine, but I'm an old iron pot."

3.

Target of her second rampage: the spy in her sect who framed her

Using knowledge from the original story, Zhou Yuyan successfully cheated and caught the spy.

But the spy wouldn't give up, continuing to smear her name in prison. Zhou Yuyan said coldly, "Beat him! Keep beating him!"

In the end, the spy was driven mad and shouted in despair, "You've been beating me for three days and three nights, asking if I'll talk! Just ask me already!"

4.

Target of her third rampage: the overpowered male lead

As the junior apprentice, Song Ya was destined to suffer terribly, endure ridicule, and eventually fall to the demonic path.

Thinking of the terrifying power he would gain in the future, Zhou Yuyan decided to get on his good side.

In the original story, when Song Ya was weak, the heroine would torment him relentlessly by stepping on him, worsening his injuries.

Zhou Yuyan instead threw herself into his arms without changing her expression. "Oops, I tripped!"

Amid piles of bones and rivers of blood, everyone trembled at the bloodthirsty Song Ya. But Zhou Yuyan pointed at the demon beast carcass sticking upside down out of the ground, looking innocent. "Wow, my junior apprentice has learned to plant rice!"

As she went berserk, the plot spiraled further and further out of control.

Zhou Yuyan thought she couldn't escape a fate of being despised by the world. But she waited and waited, only to see the evil people who had hurt her disappear one after another.

When all the evidence pointed to Song Ya,

he was as gentle and kind as ever. Yet with a bloodstained hand, he stroked Zhou Yuyan's trembling lips, smiling with dazzling, lovesick madness. "Yanyan is afraid of me and wants to run away."

"But what can I do? I've caught you."

#Oh no, how did she raise the overpowered male lead into a deranged villain?

#The wind carrying your thoughts has blown all the way to the streets of Tianchen Sect

#Senior Brother's finger is scraped. There's no saving him, burn him right away

#Screenshot archived on 2023.11.20

Pre-release: After Being Offered to the Snake Clan's High Priest

▼ A master of playing dumb

1.

Hua Zhuo was the illegitimate daughter of the rabbit clan chief, and an unloved one at that. She had nothing going for her except her looks, so her legitimate older sister, Hua Yan, stuffed the foolish girl into the bridal sedan to avoid marrying Yuan Qianxun, the snake clan's high priest.

When Hua Zhuo woke up, countless cold, venomous snakes surrounded her, hissing as they waited to see her faint from fright.

Hua Zhuo didn't faint. Instead, she opened her big eyes and exclaimed admiringly, "Wow, your colors are so pretty."

The snakes: ...That was actually kind of embarrassing.

A female snake who admired Yuan Qianxun refused to accept this and tried every possible way to make things difficult for Hua Zhuo. But...

She sent her to the wine cellar to brew wine: no wine was made, but a major accident was.

She sent her to work as a shop assistant at an antique store: Hua Zhuo came up with a promotion to trade in old antiques for new ones.

She told her to tally the accounts: Hua Zhuo brought out matches and lit up whatever didn't add up.

The female snake: ...Forget it. Why am I arguing with a fool?

2.

Yuan Qianxun was the snake clan's high priest, ruthless, wanton, and cold-hearted. When he heard that his new bride had thrown the clan into chaos all by herself, he decided to step in and make her suffer.

But the moment they met, Hua Zhuo didn't act timid and fearful like everyone else. Instead, she threw herself into his arms.

Hua Yan thought all the snakes were good people, so surely the high priest, who looked like an immortal, must be the best of them all!

So she sent him all the good things and hung around him whenever she could.

"I love snakes so much!"

"Snakey, cuddle with me!"

"Snakey, give me a kiss!"

The innocent girl never noticed.

Late at night, Yuan Qianxun's cold red eyes would always linger over her, and then...

The high priest, who had never been interested in women, would coil his tail around her and greedily kiss her collarbone.

4.

Hua Yan thought Hua Zhuo would suffer terribly among the snake clan. But when she visited, she found Hua Zhuo sitting on the lap of Yuan Qianxun, a ruthless killer, carelessly tossing rare elixirs around.

Consumed with jealousy, she told Yuan Qianxun on the spot, "She's an impostor! I'm your real wife!"

But Yuan Qianxun only focused on comforting Hua Zhuo. After a long moment, he gave Hua Yan a cool glance. "So what?"

Theme: Stay positive and keep striving, even in adversity.