I Became the Favorite of the Entire Cultivation World

At Sunset Peak, the Lord of the Immortal Path and the Demon Realm's Venerable Lord fought a world-shaking battle, and both perished.

Three years later, miasma still shrouded the peak, making it seem like a graveyard. A cultivator found a little one crawling around there.

The child was brought back to the immortal sect. The Immortal Lord's damaged sword spirit reacted, and the cultivators wept with joy: this was the bloodline Immortal Lord Shen had left behind!

Immortal Lord Shen was the beloved idol of the immortal sect, with admirers throughout the world. When word got out, the leaders of every sect sent countless spiritual treasures, magical artifacts, and rare heavenly materials...

Shen Yan was a little troublemaker. The First Elder tried to teach her to read, and she tore up the book in a fit of rage. The Second Elder tried to teach her swordsmanship, and she threw down her sword on the spot.

She stole the Immortal Lord's mount and rode it around the sect, with the Third Elder's underwear accidentally hooked on its tail. She proudly declared herself the coolest kid in the immortal sect!

Third Elder: Just let me die! Nobody stop me!

Once they'd calmed down, the elders wiped tears before the Immortal Lord's portrait. "What has she done wrong? She just misses the Immortal Lord so much!"

Shen Yanyan: Huh?

Word reached the Demon Realm, where the demon cultivators laughed that the immortal sect's heir had been raised into a little menace.

A few days later, Shen Yan, the "little menace," announced with a tiny sword in hand, "I'm going down the mountain to become a heroine and vanquish evil!"

On the way, she unexpectedly ran into a spy from the demon sect. The moment he saw Shen Yan, his legs gave way and he fell to his knees. "Young Mistress!"

Shen Yanyan: (⊙_⊙)

Only then did the demon cultivators learn that their own young mistress had been taken by the immortal sect!

To win custody, the leaders of both worlds argued from morning to night, each day competing to prove who treated the child better.

Shen Yanyan: (•̀⌄•́)

Should I go fly a kite at the Immortal Terrace today, or visit the Demon King's Palace to feel a dragon's horns?

#The immortal and demon realms are about to go to war#

#Stop spoiling the child already#

#The question is, whose kid am I anyway?#

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