Chirp, Can You Talk Like a CEO?

Upcoming novel: The Little Fox Cub, But My Whole Family Is Ordinary. Please add it to your favorites. -- The day before quitting her job, Lin Yu broke up with her cheating boyfriend. When she woke up, she'd become the pet parrot of her ex-boyfriend's uncle, the company's big boss. She was fluffy and round, with two blush spots on her cheeks. Life as a parrot was pretty good. She could eat and sleep as much as she wanted, but it was boring without a phone. To get her hands on some electronics, she set her sights on the big boss of the household. As the head of Shen Group, Shen Yuanzhou was cool, dignified, and imposing. Everyone at the company was afraid of him. One day, when he got home, the usually quiet parrot suddenly chirped twice and flew into his arms. She rubbed against his fingers, tilted her head, and cooed ingratiatingly: "Tweet~" From then on, President Shen had a pretty, adorable little chick with rosy cheeks by his side at work. The chief assistant handed him a report. The office was filled with tension. The little bird chirped and snuggled into President Shen's hand like a little custard cake. The aloof CEO smiled. "Don't make a fuss," he said, as he gathered the bird into his palm. When a rival came to provoke him, the little bird perched on Shen Yuanzhou's shoulder and spoke like an overbearing CEO: "Consider this your warning. Don't test my patience, tweet~" A board member happened to record the scene and post it online. "Parrot who speaks like an overbearing CEO" went viral overnight. Comments: That little chick is so cute, and it has such a strong presence ww A cockatiel that can talk? What a genius! Mr. CEO, I'm coming over tonight to steal your bird! Not long afterward, President Shen's secret account was exposed. He not only posted ten videos of his parrot a day, but also played peekaboo games with the little bird in his low, magnetic voice. Netizens: Aaaah, my heart is melting!! The Shen Group CEO's image shifted from aloof to approachable, the company's stock rose, and business ran smoothly. His rivals were on the verge of tears: How could we lose to a parrot?! Lin Yu got her wish and was able to play with a phone. One day, after President Shen kissed her, she started turning into a human from time to time and accidentally gave herself away. Later, on a trip before their wedding, she ran into her ex-boyfriend, who gave her a ring and asked to get back together. The tall man beside her took her hand. The matching rings on their fingers dazzled the cheating ex. Lin Yu: :) President Shen: "Get lost. Stay away from your aunt." A pretty, obsequious little parrot X a cool, dignified CEO Blurb dated 25.7.26 -- After her parents disappeared, five-year-old Lu Ning became an abandoned cub in the fox spirit clan. One day, an accident brought her to a strange world where people called her white fox dad a "CEO" and her red fox mom a "movie star." Ningbao decided to look for her mother. She got lost and was picked up by her CEO dad. The Lu family was famous for its oddballs and lack of affection. The head of the family, Lu Yan, was a calculating man. One day, he picked up a little girl who immediately called him Dad. After bringing the child home, the Lu family members kept finding the sleeping cub in garden tree hollows, behind the sofa, and in the luxurious doghouse. For once, the family members who usually couldn't get along were united in their stance: they all accused President Lu of being inhuman. Lu Yan, who had only just managed to get the child to sleep: ? At kindergarten, the teacher asked the children what they were most proud of. Lu Ning: I have nine tails! Lu Yan, summoned to speak with the teacher: ... The cub stubbornly insisted she wasn't human. President Lu was at his wits' end, until one day she leapt into his arms and turned into a little pure-white fox with a poof. Lu Yan, an atheist: ??? The little fox's eyes were round as marbles. Her big tail wagged wildly as she asked for Dad's little square and a burger meal. President Lu: No junk food. Ningbao: QAQ She's a little fox. It's only natural for foxes to eat chicken! She'll never talk to Dad again. But then she remembered that Dad had lost his magical powers and didn't even have a tail. Poor Dad. He only had her. She decided to help him win Mom back. Lu Yan, worth tens of billions and the owner of a business empire: ... - As rivals of the Lu family, the Qin family had consulted a fortune-teller, who predicted that the Lu family's fortunes would decline and that they'd inevitably destroy themselves in an internal struggle. The Qin family planned to sit back and reap the rewards. But they waited and waited, and the Lu family didn't fall apart. Instead, everyone in the family spent their days doting on the cub, and their relationships kept getting better. At a charity gala, Lu Yan and the award-winning actress Shen Mei appeared together again, bringing along the little princess Lu Ning, dressed to the nines. The rest of the Lu family followed close behind, surrounding the little princess like stars around the moon and blocking every prying gaze. Photos from the event leaked, and the comments went wild. [Holy crap, does this family have some kind of heavenly beauty?] [President Lu, do you need a driver or a nanny? I don't mind either.] [How do you raise such an adorable cub? Asking for a friend, urgently!] Theme: Love life