Wait! I Got Transported into a Noble Boys' School Novel?

[Top is a cat, bottom is a dog · Campus slice of life · Click the cover to see the full image · The top is not gender-nonconforming; the cross-dressing is just a silly gag]

Wen Ying is the little prince of the Empire, handsome but arrogant.

A stupid System grabs the wrong person, causing him to transmigrate into Wen Yingying, the heroine of a domineering-CEO novel. When he arrives, he’s dressed as a woman and lying on a luxurious pink bed.

Looking at the fluffy bunny slippers and little nightgown he’s wearing, Wen Ying falls completely silent.

“The Devilish Young Master’s Boyish Wife” is a Mary Sue novel written by an author under fifteen, full of dated slang.

Everyone knows the heroine is a girl except the heroine herself, who stubbornly pretends to be a boy, eventually ending up in a love triangle that becomes a love square.

But Wen Ying was a boy to begin with, and things are rapidly spiraling out of control.

[Scene One]

The school bully raises his chin arrogantly, showing off his sharp jawline as he corners Wen Ying against the wall. He cocks an eyebrow and flashes a wicked grin, all in one smooth motion.

“Hey, woman, why don’t you give in to me? I’ll buy you all the Goose Goose diamonds you want, and you can use my meal card whenever you like.”

Wen Ying, coldly: “I’m a man.”

The bully tugs irritably at his tie. “Tch. If you’re a man, then I’ll take your surname!”

[Scene Two]

On the rooftop, the gentle honor student turns to show three-quarters of his profile and says considerately, “It must be hard pretending to be a boy, right?”

Wen Ying, exasperated: “...I’m a man.”

The honor student smiles sadly. “You can trust me. You don’t have to hide who you are.”

[Scene Three]

The aloof campus heartthrob stands on the rooftop with flowers and a guitar, shouting into a megaphone at Wen Ying: “I love you, regardless of your gender, ”

Wen Ying thinks that at last someone normal has realized he’s a man, but a shrieking classmate beside him tells him with a flutter of his fingers,

“OMG! The campus heartthrob used to be gay, but you turned him straight!”

Wen Ying: “...”

I’m done. Let’s destroy everything.

In a muddy, dark alley, Wen Ying meets a mad dog who can take on ten men at once. His eyes are black as an unfathomable well.

Covered in injuries, he has come from the commoners’ district and seems completely out of place in this Mary Sue world.

After spending some time together, Wen Ying belatedly realizes that this isn’t some stray puppy.

He’s the biggest, most brooding villain in the whole book.

“Princess.”

The villainous boss kneels on one knee, carefully extending the hand he just used to wipe something away. His voice is reverent, his eyes smiling, his gaze full of infatuation.

Wen Ying takes his hand with a pleased smile.

If you accidentally bring home a beast, you have to take responsibility for him.

[Reader advisory: please check the tags before reading]

(Please, please read carefully. Every word below is true. If any of these details are deal-breakers for you, don’t force yourself to read it T_T)

1. The aristocratic boys’ school is like the schools in old-school domineering-CEO novels. Think of it as a university with high-school classes and a high-school-style system of tracks. Both leads are adults during their romance.

2. All the potentially off-putting elements are listed in the synopsis. The story has plenty of cheesy, over-the-top Mary Sue plotlines, the top cross-dresses and is mistaken for a girl, the top is shorter than the bottom, and the height difference is small.

3. The beautiful top and handsome bottom are both strong characters who dote on each other. The top has lots of friends, but few of them have genuine romantic feelings for him. There is no 1vN plotline, and the top has never flirted with anyone else. The couple are wholeheartedly devoted to each other. Readers with strong preferences should proceed with caution, caution, caution!

The synopsis makes the elements clear. If you can’t accept them, run!!!

==Upcoming story I’ll write this year: “A Background Character, But the Cultivation World’s Beloved”==

[Lazy, laid-back prodigy top × Loyal, overpowered male lead bottom]

Wen Yueding is the legitimate heir of an immortal clan. He has extraordinary talent, but he’s been lazy and spoiled since childhood, with a whole host of rich-kid bad habits.

At eighteen, after forming his golden core, he learns in a dream that he is living inside a book.

*

It’s an action-packed fantasy novel aimed at male readers.

A group of mighty immortals, led by the male protagonist, are locked in fierce battles, while Wen Yueding’s role in the book is barely mentioned.

He’s just a handsome, talented background character who eventually dies indirectly at the hands of the half-demon male lead.

Waking from the dream, Wen Yueding doesn’t panic at all. He packs his bags and says goodbye to his family.

He has a hundred years left to live. What’s the rush?

Better to go travel through the mountains and rivers while the world is still intact than to despair.

*

On the road, Wen Yueding makes plenty of friends.

After he happens to save a destitute young man with half-demon blood, things quickly get out of hand.

He then retrieves the bodhi fruit lost by a frustrated medicine cultivator, helps a pair of exiled Golden Crow twins kindle their flames, and takes the brunt of an interrogation for a bewildered righteous young swordsman.

He helps just the right amount, then, because he hates trouble, leaves at just the right time, drifting away like an idle cloud, without leaving a trace.

*

Only when his family urges him to hurry home does Wen Yueding learn that all the people he casually saved have become future powerhouses of the cultivation world.

Now they’re gathered outside his house, clamoring to see him.

Wen Yueding: ?

He only wanted to be a lazy fish who occasionally did a good deed. What do these people mean by asking him to become the leader of the immortal sects?

Wait, if everyone he saved is a protagonist from the book...

His gaze slowly shifts to the handsome half-demon beside him, who still has a suggestive kiss mark on his neck and is pretending to be asleep.

Wen Yueding realizes something terrifying.

He may have slept with the male lead.

The good news: He’s now the male lead’s cultivation partner, the male lead loves him, and it looks like he won’t have to die.

The bad news: The male lead has spent years with him and has gone from a career-driven womanizer to a love-struck, lovesick fishhook of a gay man.

“Xu Zhuxing.” Knowing that becoming sect leader means he’ll no longer be able to sleep in until he wakes naturally, he calls his partner awake with a stern expression.

At this point, all he can do is make the male lead do his job and take over as sect leader on his behalf.

“No slacking off. Get up and become the leader of the immortal sects!”

His male-lead partner opens his sleepy eyes, wraps his arms around Wen Yueding in a daze, and nuzzles into the hollow of his neck.

Then he falls asleep again.

Dragging around a giant human attachment, Wen Yueding stares at the sky in despair.

...This male lead is a complete lost cause!!!

Theme: Promote a new culture of civility on campus.