[Western Crossover] Ugh, Why Is It So Hard to Get Certified as a Bat Kid?!

Synopsis One:

As everyone knows, Batkids are hugely popular in the DC and Marvel fandom, inspiring all kinds of fanfiction worlds. To maintain the stability of these worlds, the World Observation Bureau even created a separate tag for Batkids, and conducts an extra covert inspection every year.

Three newly created fanfic Batkids were expelled from the Batkid registry because they didn't meet the basic requirements of having black hair and blue eyes.

The World Observation Bureau received a flood of complaints accusing it of appearance-based discrimination. Fed up, they eventually relented.

If they can earn Batman's recognition, then they're unquestionably Batkids.

However...

Batkid No. 1: Said to be so ordinary that there's nothing remarkable about him. He's been a crybaby, a weakling, and emotionally fragile since childhood. He suffers from severe claustrophobia, but among the dark and tragic Batkids, that hardly stands out. His background story and secret identity are kept hidden by the Batfamily until his death.

Batkid No. 2: Used to be the Joker's dog. To keep the Joker virus from affecting him, he dug out most of his own brain, and now he's undeniably an idiot who can barely speak. Can someone with no intelligence at all really handle the Batfamily? In his background story, he was resurrected from the dead and is now a creature that lives on raw flesh and blood, commonly known as a zombie.

Batkid No. 3: A not particularly bright researcher whose knowledge comes entirely from the brain of his scumbag birth mother. Yes, this lunatic carries his own mother's brain around in a briefcase. For some reason, no matter how thoroughly anyone investigates his background story, it remains a mystery.

The examiner, who found them rather creepy and was also tempted to stir up trouble, carefully considered their appearances. At last, looking at their uniformly enormous caramel-colored eyes, he offered a sincere suggestion.

“Honestly, why don't you try asking the Starks next door to make you Batkids?”

The three Batkids: ?

Synopsis Two:

The Batkids charged into another world, chanting, “We've got to get certified!” They turned everything upside down and shattered the worldviews of both heroes and villains along the way.

Batman, do something! Batman!

They screamed for the one person who seemed capable of taking charge.

But Batman... Batman never saw this coming.

Ever since one Batkid made himself a doghouse in the Batcave, Batman had found it impossible to treat them like normal people.

What even is this?!

P.S. A third-person comedy, and in a way, a Fourth Disaster. The kids have codenames but no real names. Heavy OOC, with all sorts of ways to traumatize the reader. I'm not especially interested in writing it, so updates will be whenever. Enter at your own risk. If it's not for you, please leave quietly. Don't tell me.

P.S. The Batkids may have questionable personalities, but their worldviews don't represent the author's. Please keep that in mind.

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