[Reborn!] Simple Folkways in Namimori Town

--My name is Oda Yukino, and I'm an assassin.

I couldn't stand the endless overtime and never-ending missions anymore. After successfully quitting my job at a certain Mafia, my brother and I moved out of Yokohama overnight, hoping to find a city full of love and harmony where we could live.

My brother carefully considered our options, and in the end, we set our sights on Namimori Town.

They say Namimori Town has simple, honest residents, excellent public safety, and a friendly, harmonious atmosphere. Life there is peaceful and lovely, making it the perfect place to retire.

Me: Great! That's the one!

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To make a living and let my brother write novels in peace, I carefully looked around and finally hired a fashionable young Italian man with silver-gray hair. The Oda Anything Agency opened for business without a hitch.

The guy may have a sharp tongue and a bad temper, but he's handsome, cultured, and hardworking. Even the shop's business gradually picks up thanks to his good looks.

Aside from my brother picking up strange babies every time he goes out, and our clients and their requests getting more bizarre by the day, everything is moving toward a happy life.

Until one day--

A strange woman barges in carrying some weird food and dramatically accuses us of human trafficking.

The Italian guy grabs her and calls her Big Sis, then collapses in agony after being fed her poisonous cooking.

The baby in the cow-print outfit pulls out a cannon and cries as he tries to jump in. The baby in Chinese-style clothes frantically tries to stop him.

The baby in the hat calmly drinks tea and watches the show, then calmly pushes aside the cannon aimed at him...??

--Our neighbor Tsuna rushes in to explain the situation, while Yamamoto laughs and says, "What a lively bunch."

In the end, my brother and I both receive invitations to join the Mafia.

"..."

No way!! We just quit another Mafia!!

P.S. Slice of life. Characters other than those mentioned in the blurb will appear, and the pairings are undecided.

The main story is told in third person.

Theme: Peaceful living, long live retirement