After a Whirlwind Wedding with Hiro, I Desperately Hid My Secret Identity

[Around 1 yuan for the full series! The sequel next door, "The 72-Hour Death Loop with Hagiwara," is now underway. It features Hagiwara as the pairing. Thanks for your support!] The sham marriage of a technical college teacher and a distillery's Scotch Kurigawa Saki: My husband is a street musician who plays bass. He's gentle, can cook, and treats me well. I have to protect his scientifically grounded worldview. Hiro: My wife is beautiful and kind, and so gentle and delicate. The students at her school are always picking on her. She thinks I'm a down-on-his-luck musician, so I have to keep my secret identity under wraps. One day, Kurigawa Saki had just finished dealing with a Grade 1 cursed spirit on the street, while Hiromitsu Morofushi had just completed a mission from the Organization. They collided at a street corner Kurigawa Saki: ... Hiro: ... Both: I wanted to protect you. Who knew you were this badass? Kurigawa Saki: A short-tempered technical college teacher who focuses on outsmarting her students every day. Hiro: A watered-down whiskey from the distillery who can kill someone with a single shot from a hundred meters away. P.S. The timeline is a mash-up, and there are lots of changes to canon. It's not very long, and will wrap up within 200,000 characters. See the end of Chapter 1 for specific content warnings. Completed work: "Today, I'm Still an Average Joe Grinding Away in the Detective Conan World," paired with Toko. * Coming soon: "How Long Does It Take to Complete a Romance Order?" paired with Toko I ran into a crisis like no other. Here's what happened. I was playing a romance game when I accidentally triggered a [Selective Reply] buff. It was triggered by a romanceable character. Who answers questions in a relationship with nothing but [yes] or [no]?! I decided to hire a romance expert to help me solve this problem. This blond, dark-skinned expert was highly experienced and fully certified. He was also incredibly articulate, so I was sure his help would get me into a relationship in no time. Romance target #1 was a curly-haired, tsundere police officer. Even with the romance expert coaching me, I couldn't make my replies any less cold. How can a cold attitude win over a tsundere? Romance target #2 was a high school detective. The romance expert told me to start with the cases, but my fitful, disjointed clues drove the detective to the end of his rope. How can we get together if we have nothing in common? Romance target #3 was a gentle, cat-eyed bass player. The romance expert didn't give up on me. He told me to win my target over through his stomach, then capture his heart. My target patiently and kindly put up with my cold, disjointed answers, but bolted as soon as I made an impassioned declaration. Showing your carnivorous side too soon will ruin everything! The romance expert questioned his life choices and doubted himself, while I wept bitterly. Question: How long does it take to complete a romance order? P.S. It's a story about a romance expert who decides to sacrifice himself to complete an order. Theme: Everyone deserves a bright future.