Upcoming novel: After I Ran My Car Into a Big Shot
Blurb:
A blind, scheming, infamously controversial star of the entertainment industry X a gentle, understanding, century-old tree who blushes into blossoms
(1)
When Bai Zui was still a sapling, her matchmaker of a master cast her a fortune and said her love would come rushing into her arms one dark and stormy night!
The sapling was a little shy, but also full of anticipation. From then on, she resolved to grow into a towering tree with thick, leafy branches, so she could gently catch her love in her broad arms!
Many years later, that dark and stormy night finally arrives. Bai Zui stares at the front of a car sticking straight into her, then at the woman who flew through the windshield and landed in the southeastern branches... Honestly, she kind of wants to kill her master.
(2)
The infamously controversial young star Tan Yiyao has gone blind.
The Tan family, who have been leeching off her for years, make their choice without hesitation: they sell her to a dried-up old man with money and powerful connections!
Tan Yiyao filters out everything but three words: "powerful connections"!
Why not just steal that person away and have her protect me instead? Tan Yiyao decisively packs up and goes driving blindly through the night to throw herself into someone's arms.
Instead, the car lands in someone's arms, and she ends up stuck in a tree...
The tangled branches unfurl layer upon layer like flower petals. The unscathed woman draws her moon-white shawl around herself and speaks in a gentle, composed voice. "You have two choices. Either become my little demon servant and keep this secret for as long as you live, or become my fertilizer..."
Who would choose to die if they could live?! Hanging from someone's southeastern branch and swaying on the brink of death, Tan Yiyao struggles to move her throat. "I'll be your little... demon... servant. Any of those is fine."
She pauses, feeling the slender vines binding her wrist, then frowns slightly and quietly tries to negotiate. "But I really can't handle these tentacles... Would you still hire me?"
Bai Zui: ...
With a straight face, she puts away her southeastern branch.
Tan Yiyao wipes the blood bubbling from the holes in her body. "I think tentacles might be okay after all. How about you stick them back in?"
(3)
"Why am I a clouded leopard? Shouldn't I be a plant that grows by clinging to you?" Tan the Leopard paces proudly, practicing walking.
"Clouded leopards live in trees." The woman reads quietly, glancing sideways at the tail that always seems to wrap around and brush against her wrist whenever it passes by. Her love is secretly flirting with her again. But she corrects her in a serious tone: "You're walking with your legs crossed."
Still getting used to her beast form, Tan the Leopard awkwardly goes, "Awooo!" and eats the little sweet flower beside her in one gulp. She grumbles, "Got it!"
When it comes to eating flowers, shouldn't she wait until... Bai Zui presses her lips together and reminds her, "I only made that flower bloom this morning."
At the words "this morning," she frowns again, looking at the increasingly brazen cat. "Also, when you knead with your paws..."
"Why are there so many rules?!" Tan the Leopard cuts her off grumpily. "It's instinct! What can I do about it?"
Bai Zui raises her eyes. "The problem is, you're kneading me."
How rude! Their relationship hasn't gotten that intimate yet!
[This novel's blurb]
A bewitching, high-maintenance python demon gong X a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside, down-on-her-luck disabled actress
(1)
Actress Wen Yanzhuo, whose reputation has been dragged through the mud and whose legs were left disabled in an accident, has fallen on hard times and is livestreaming to sell off her belongings.
She steers her smart wheelchair to stand before a transparent wine jar two meters tall. "The item I'm introducing next is Silver Dragon Bone-Strengthening Wine, unearthed from the ancient Blue Star ten thousand years ago."
Her voice is cool and steady. Ignoring the foul-mouthed viewers in her livestream, she continues, "This wine nourishes yang and yin..."
Wen Yanzhuo turns around and comes face-to-face with a pair of bleary eyes. Her words die on her lips.
The comments: !!!
Streamer, did the medicinal ingredients in your wine come to life?
The medicinal ingredient, coiled up like a mosquito coil, stretches out its body. With a dazed expression and a soft, languid voice, it says, "Why is this bathwater making me feel so tipsy~"
Wen Yanzhuo: ...
Today's top interstellar trending topic: A snake, unearthed from an ancient Blue Star relic ten thousand years ago, has come to life!
(2)
Jiang Li, the household guardian spirit, failed to transform into a dragon and fell into a deep sleep.
Other people close their eyes to cultivate and open them to find themselves in ancient times?
She cultivates herself straight into the interstellar era, only for the family she protects to soak her in wine!
They stare at each other through the wine jar. The woman before her sits in a smart wheelchair.
Jiang Li: "What are you doing?"
Wen Yanzhuo: "I'm livestreaming and selling things."
Jiang Li: "What are you selling?"
Wen Yanzhuo falls silent, instinctively sensing that if she says it out loud, this thing might bite.
As the medicinal ingredient slowly grows legs and turns into a beauty, its scales transforming into silk that offers just a tantalizing glimpse of what's underneath, its bewitching and seductive beauty captures every heart. The viewers in the livestream, who had been hurling insults earlier, suddenly change their tune and howl, "Please put the lady and her bathwater up for sale together!"
The second interstellar trending topic: Shocking! Humans on the ancient Blue Star ten thousand years ago could live on land and in water!
(3)
Wen Yanzhuo coldly looks at the giant python on her bed. "So, you're our family's guardian spirit?"
Jiang Li flicks her forked tongue. "That's right."
Wen Yanzhuo lowers her gaze to her disabled legs. "My family doesn't keep idle gods. I'll donate you to the research institute to be dissected."
The shapeshifting giant python rolls over. With a human torso and a snake's tail, she props up her chin and blinks innocently. "But you went to another planet, so the signal was bad. My blessing couldn't reach you~ What wish do you have? I can grant it for you~"
Wen Yanzhuo's gaze traces her exquisite curves, but she doesn't believe something this good comes without a catch. "What's the condition?"
The scales on the python's tail vanish bit by bit, transforming into a pair of long, pale legs. Jiang Li stretches out a toe and touches Wen Yanzhuo's insensate knee. Her lips are blood red. "Give me an egg."
Wen Yanzhuo: ???
Jiang Li laments, "Sigh, I can't become a dragon myself, so I'll have to live vicariously through my child."
Wen Yanzhuo: ...
She really is hoping her child becomes a dragon!
(4)
Jiang Li crouches beside the wheelchair, her voice soft and sweet. "Just drink it~"
Wen Yanzhuo's expression is stern. "You're asking me to drink your bathwater?"
Jiang Li nods. "It nourishes yang and yin."
Wen Yanzhuo refuses coldly. "I don't need it."
Jiang Li: "It improves circulation."
Wen Yanzhuo taps the wheelchair's armrest and raises an eyebrow sarcastically. "What's the point for a cripple?"
Jiang Li glances at the thin, pale legs beneath her skirt. "It can also make you run like the wind."
Wen Yanzhuo is silent for a moment, then looks up coolly. "If you dare lie to me, I'll make snake soup out of you tomorrow."
While Jiang Li turns to get a spoon, the bowl is already empty.
Wen Yanzhuo's ears grow hot. She blusters, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Li leans seductively against the wheelchair. "Nothing, it's just that the medicine is a little strong. Bear with it."
Wen Yanzhuo wakes in the middle of the night, burning with fever. With red eyes, she straddles the snake and rubs against her, soft and slow. Her voice is soft and hoarse. "I can't take it anymore..."
Reader's Guide:
1. One-on-one sweet romance, happy ending!
2. The age gap is huuuuuge!
3. Every little thing the tail does is an expression of the snake spirit's instincts!
4. Mindless comedy and entertainment are the focus. Please don't overthink the logic!
Theme: The low point will always pass, and adversity leads to new heights!
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Receive new articles in advance Blind in both eyes, the black and red scheming beast in the entertainment industry (1) The little black and red flower Tan Yiyuan went blind. The Tan family, who had been sucking her blood all year round, made a simple decision - sell her directly! Tan Yiyao looked obedient and obedient, but turned around and drove away blindly in the middle of the night! I heard that the people living on the top of the mountain are not ordinary people. When my family used connections to buy a house at the foot of the mountain, they also saved the one-in-a-million chance of a chance encounter. Rather than being given away to some dry and perverted old man, it's better to give it a try! Even if she, Tan Yiyao, wants to find a financial sponsor, she still has to choose it herself! Find the most valuable one! Bai Zui, who was walking on the hilltop of his home, was hit hard by a car as soon as he turned a corner... (2) "Now that the secret has been discovered by you, there is nothing you can do." The stacked branches and vines are like petals blooming layer by layer. The unharmed woman gently holds her moon-white shawl, her voice is gentle and calm, "Two choices, be my flower fertilizer, or be my little demon slave." Tan Yiyuan, who was poking at the southeastern branch of the house and shaking slightly to death, thought for a moment: Isn't this more reliable than the financial owner? Once you get on a pirate ship, won't you have a thief cover in the future?! "You can be a little demon or a slave." She felt the thin vines tied around her wrists, frowned slightly, and whispered about the conditions, "But I really can't accept these tentacles... Do you think I can be admitted?" Bai Zui:… He put away his southeast branch with a serious look. Tan Yiyao wiped the bloody hole on his body, "I think the tentacles are not bad, how about you insert them again?" (3) "Why am I a Clouded Leopard? Shouldn't it be a plant that grows on you?" Tan Leopard walked majestically, looking around. "The clouded leopard is an arboreal animal." The woman who was reading quietly glanced sideways at the tail that always brushed against her wrist whenever she walked by, and corrected lightly, "You are walking smoothly again." Tan Baobao, who was still adapting to his animal state, awed in embarrassment and ate the sweet little flower next to him in one gulp, and replied angrily, "I know!" Bai Zui pursed his lips and reminded, "I just opened that one this morning." Speaking of 'this morning' she frowned slightly again and looked at the feline who 'cowed for three hours and dominated the rest of his life', "You are not allowed to step on the breasts from now on." Why are there so many rules! Tan Baobao shook his ears and argued, "That's instinct! What can I do?" Bai Zui raised his eyelids, "The problem is, you stepped on mine." Who is the master of this family?!
When is the next chapter? 😭 Oh, I'm so pitiful. Is there any kind person who can update the chapter soon?
[Orange Candy] When is the next update? [Let me be healthy]
I wanted to see Little Snake and Wen Wen in the extra story, but they were all criticized by Big Snake.
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I really can't help it. I just updated this article and I watched it get locked.