There Are No Happy Endings for Villains!

[New book now available] Title: After Failing to Become a Dragon, I Found My Happy Ending with a Disabled Movie Star

A glamorous, spoiled snake spirit who loves to tease x a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside fallen movie star

(I)

Movie star Wen Yanzhuo, smeared with scandals and left with both legs disabled after an accident, sinks to the point of livestreaming the sale of her possessions.

She steers her smart wheelchair up to a two-meter-tall transparent wine jar. "The item I'm presenting next is Silver Dragon Bone-Strengthening Wine, excavated from the ancient Blue Star over ten thousand years ago."

Her voice is cool and steady. She pays no attention to the torrent of abuse in the livestream chat and continues, "This wine nourishes yang and yin..."

Wen Yanzhuo turns around and comes face to face with a pair of sleepy eyes. The words die on her lips.

Comments: !!!

Streamer, did the ingredients in your wine come to life?

The ingredient, coiled up like a mosquito coil, stretches its body. Her eyes are hazy and her voice soft and languid. "Why is this bathwater making me feel a little tipsy~"

Wen Yanzhuo: ...

Today's top interstellar headline: Relic from the ancient Blue Star, over ten thousand years old, turns out to be a living snake!

(II)

Jiang Li, the guardian spirit of a family, failed to become a dragon and fell into a deep sleep.

Other people close their eyes to cultivate and open them to find themselves back in ancient times?

I cultivated straight into the interstellar era, and the family I was protecting soaked me in wine!

After staring through the wine jar at the woman sitting before her in a smart wheelchair, Jiang Li asks, "What are you doing?"

Wen Yanzhuo: "I'm livestreaming a sale."

Jiang Li: "What are you selling?"

Wen Yanzhuo falls silent, instinctively feeling that if she says it, the thing might bite.

The livestream viewers watch in shock as the wine ingredient slowly sprouts into a beautiful woman with long legs, her scales turning into silk that barely covers her. The chat, which had been full of abuse, changes its tune and cries out: "Put the link up for the lady and her bathwater together!"

Second interstellar headline: Shocking! Humans from the ancient Blue Star were amphibious mutants!

(III)

Wen Yanzhuo looks coldly at the giant snake on her bed. "So, you're our family's guardian deity?"

Jiang Li flicks her forked tongue. "That's right."

Wen Yanzhuo lowers her eyes to her disabled legs. "My family doesn't keep an idle deity. I'll donate you to the research institute for dissection."

The shapeshifting giant snake rolls over. Human body, snake tail, chin resting in her hands, she blinks innocently. "You've gone to another planet, so the signal's weak. The radiation can't reach you~"

Wen Yanzhuo's gaze lingers over her perfect curves, but she doesn't believe she'd get such a good deal for nothing. "What are your terms?"

The scales on Jiang Li's tail fall away inch by inch, turning into two long, slender, pale legs. She extends a toe and touches Wen Yanzhuo's numb knee, her lips red as blood. "Give me an egg."

Wen Yanzhuo: ???

Jiang Li sighs in frustration. "Sigh, I can't turn into a dragon myself, so I'll have to raise a child who can."

Wen Yanzhuo: ...

She really wants her child to become a dragon!

(IV)

Jiang Li crouches beside the wheelchair, her voice soft and coquettish. "Just drink it~"

Wen Yanzhuo's expression is stern. "You want me to drink your bathwater?"

Jiang Li nods. "It nourishes yang and yin."

Wen Yanzhuo coldly refuses. "I don't need it."

Jiang Li: "It improves circulation."

Wen Yanzhuo taps the armrest of her wheelchair and raises an eyebrow sarcastically. "What use is that to a cripple?"

Jiang Li glances at the two thin, pale legs beneath her skirt. "It can also make you run like the wind."

Wen Yanzhuo is silent for a moment, then looks up coolly. "If you dare lie to me, I'll make snake soup out of you tomorrow."

Jiang Li turns to grab a spoon, and the bowl is already empty.

The tips of Wen Yanzhuo's ears turn red. She puts on a tough act. "What?"

Jiang Li leans seductively against the wheelchair. "Nothing. The medicine's just a little strong, so bear with it."

Wen Yanzhuo wakes in the middle of the night, burning with fever. Red-eyed, she straddles the snake and rubs against her weakly, her voice soft and hoarse. "I can't take it..."

[Blurb]

This novel will be completed and enter paid chapters on 2023.11.8. The paid chapters start at chapter 30. Little Villain Needs to Think It Over. If you've already finished reading, please be careful not to buy it twice!

Top: A professional villainous boss, a workaholic with an undefeated record.

Bottom: An amateur cannon fodder character, a philosophical lie-flat king.

Blurb:

Shen Yichuan, the big boss of the villain team at the quick transmigration bureau, takes on a mission in a vacation world: train newcomer Ye Ning to become a qualified successor.

After awakening to her own fate in the small world, cannon fodder supporting character Ye Ning takes on a mission of her own after binding to a System: teach her workaholic boss how to lie flat.

Day one of working together after binding:

Shen Yichuan: "Our goal is to defeat the protagonist!"

Ye Ning protests: "No! Villains never get a happy ending!"

Day two of working together after binding:

Shen Yichuan: "Knowledge changes your destiny. From now on, we'll have classes every day at the intensity of senior year!"

Ye Ning begs: "Being a villain is great! Let's go bother the male lead!"

Day three of working together after binding:

Shen Yichuan: "If we're pretending to be a couple, we have to make it convincing."

Ye Ning talks back: "That doesn't mean you have to stick so close!"

Day N of working together after binding:

Ye Ning: "Why aren't you holding my hand? What happened to us being a couple?"

Shen Yichuan: "You always have a point!"

Ye Ning says with confidence, "That's just how villains are!"

Day N+1 of working together after binding:

Ye Ning gets up even earlier than her alarm. "No, I have to go to work!"

Shen Yichuan pulls her back from behind. "What's more important, work or me, hmm?"

Ding!

System notification: Shen Yichuan's mission to train the newcomer is complete. Ye Ning's mission to corrupt her workaholic boss is complete.

Shen Yichuan: ???

Ye Ning: ???

Reading guide:

1. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

2. A lively, silly, sweet little romance.

3. The main story is not quick transmigration, not quick transmigration, not quick transmigration.

4. This story is written by a cat. Call it King. If you're unhappy, scold it by name.

The author's previous work, Movie Star Lu Can't Stop Thinking About the War God's Kitten, is complete and ready to read.

Theme: Work hard, live well, and your dreams will come true!