Song Xunyu transmigrated into a book, unfortunately becoming the white-moonlight mentor in a cultivation novel about a peerless hero. His ending was to be forced into a relationship by the protagonist and die after destroying his own soul.
What a cursed plot. Even the white moonlight can't escape death. He might as well refuse to take on this rebellious disciple!
The night before the immortal sect's selection, Song Xunyu packed his things and fled under cover of darkness. He went to the demon realm to seek refuge with a fellow victim, the substitute Demon Venerable, only to be told by the demon cultivator guarding the gate that the Demon Venerable had gone traveling.
One day, Song Xunyu returned to the immortal sect and saw the Demon Venerable, who should have been traveling, bowing respectfully to him. “Your disciple, Xiaoze, pays his respects to his master's spirit.”
Song Xunyu: ???
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Xiaoze was reborn. In his previous life, he had been a famous Demon Venerable, but the protagonist had plotted against him, forcing him to become a substitute before he ultimately suffered humiliation and died by the sword.
Now that he had a second chance at life, he would take everything that belonged to the protagonist, especially that white-moonlight mentor!
On the day of the immortal sect's selection, Xiaoze concealed his identity and entered the competition. He easily won first place, but when it was time to choose a master, he was told that Song Xunyu had died and vanished from the world.
One day, Xiaoze's master, who had been dead for years, suddenly came back to life. Pointing at the pastries on the offering table, he asked with complete seriousness, “Can I eat these?”
Xiaoze: ...
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After the immortal-demon banquet, Song Xunyu accidentally drank a spiked sweet soup in the Demon Venerable's room. Dazed, he straddled the Demon Venerable's lap and taught him how to kiss.
Halfway through the lesson, Song Xunyu suddenly stopped and glanced at the door. “I have to go. My disciple won't let me come back too late.”
The Demon Venerable's expression turned complicated. He gripped Song Xunyu's chin and kissed him again. “Forget that rebellious disciple.”
The boomerang had come back to hit him. It really hurt.
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After an accident revealed Xiaoze's identity as the Demon Venerable, Song Xunyu was forced, though secretly delighted, to be taken to the Demon Palace and kept under lock and key in the bedchamber day and night.
From then on, Song Xunyu spent his days lounging in bed reading storybooks and enjoying fine wine and delicious food at every meal. He was so happy that he forgot the world existed.
Until one day, he discovered all kinds of strange magical implements beneath the bed.
Song Xunyu: ???!!!
That night, when Xiaoze returned to the bedchamber, Song Xunyu sat on the edge of the bed. His jade-white toes moved slightly, and the silver chains jingled.
“You came well prepared. How come you never used any of this?”
For once, Xiaoze panicked. He unlocked the chains and tossed them aside, then gently stroked the red mark on Song Xunyu's ankle, choking back tears. “Master, don't use these. They'll hurt.”
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They spent the whole night awake, tangled together beneath the gauzy curtains, with the sound of metal clinking again and again. Song Xunyu tried to escape several times, but Xiaoze caught him by the ankle and pulled him back.
Song Xunyu rasped, “Didn't you say not to use them because they'd hurt?”
Xiaoze kissed his lips, his voice tender and lingering. “If Master insists on using them, your disciple can be gentle.”
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[Goofy, lazy white-moonlight bottom x devoted, pure-hearted substitute top]
P.S.
1. Both leads are completely devoted to each other in body and heart. One-on-one. In their previous lives, neither lead had any intimate contact with the original novel's protagonist.
2. The Demon Venerable Xiaoze and the disciple Xiaoze are both Xiaoze, the top. Their personalities differ slightly, but he is not split into separate people.
3. This is an unconventional cultivation fantasy with plenty of goofy fun and a mountain of original worldbuilding.
4. Author's notes may include bonus skits at random.
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