Would the Zero Executive Dream of a Proper God of Teyvat?

(This is a reboot of an older story, and many details have changed.)

The newly appointed Number Zero Executive Officer was sent to Mondstadt on a business trip for the Tsaritsa. One careless mistake later, Chang Ge, codename Phantom, lost his memory and was picked up by a blonde girl, becoming something rather like Paimon.

Chang Ge, with no memories, stared at the transparent panel before him.

[Do you want to know the truth of this world?]

[Yes or no?]

As if possessed, Chang Ge tapped [Yes].

A flood of comments came crashing into view.

[What's this? A pretty blonde boy? I wanna take a bite!]

[Huff, huff. Chang Ge and Ying look like siblings standing together, too.]

[The rebooted O-God anime looks absolutely gorgeous. My childhood!]

[I can't believe they rebooted the anime ten years after the servers shut down.]

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Question: What is Paimon?

Ying: Emergency food.

Paimon: Hey! Paimon is not emergency food!

Question: What is Chang Ge?

Ying: A convenient backpack.

Chang Ge: ...Um, I'm not disposable.

Paimon: You just accepted that so easily?!

Title: "Phantom"

Full name: Fante

Real name: Chang Ge

Affiliation: Snezhnaya

Gender: Male

Rarity: ★★★★★

Availability: Limited banner

Element: Cryo

Weapon type: Catalyst

Constellation: Phantom Constellation

Special dish: Gazing at Heaven

Release date: In my dreams

Theme: If you can endure the most extreme cold, then surely a blazing desire burns within your heart?