You Should've Said We Weren't Dating!

Feng Huaiman had spent five hundred years as a sword cultivator. After dying, he returned to the real world.

After coming back, Feng Huaiman discovered that he had become a selfish, self-serving, scheming nobody who would do anything to climb the ladder. On top of that, he had acquired an actor boyfriend.

Feng Huaiman, with no memories of those five years: ...Huh?

His fists clenched.

His boyfriend, Wei Yan, came from a scholarly family. He was disciplined, refined, and handsome, the dream man of countless people.

But a sword cultivator has no room in his heart for men. Feng Huaiman spent every day figuring out how to break up with him gracefully.

Wei Yan admired quiet, gentle people.

Feng Huaiman took down eight people with a wooden sword.

Wei Yan's fans revealed that he was afraid of heights.

Feng Huaiman took him to a glass walkway on a cliff.

After going against his boyfriend for months, Feng Huaiman thought their breakup was imminent. Then Wei Yan earnestly asked if he wanted to be with him.

Feng Huaiman was bewildered. "Huh? Aren't we already dating?"

Wei Yan was even more confused. "Since when?"

Feng Huaiman: ???

Wait, we weren't dating?

Feng Huaiman was exactly the sort of person Wei Yan hated most, but a variety show paired the two of them together.

Wei Yan only wanted to get through the motions, but he soon discovered that Feng Huaiman was nothing like the rumors:

One sword dance sent him soaring to the top of the trending searches, and whenever he casually painted a picture, master painters of traditional Chinese art asked if he would take them on as students...

Most importantly, Feng Huaiman seemed to like him.

When the production team gave him a hard time, Feng Huaiman went hungry so he could give Wei Yan his food.

When danger came, Feng Huaiman put himself in harm's way to protect him.

Feng Huaiman was sincere with people, and Wei Yan soon fell for him.

Then, when he finally confessed, he learned it had all been a misunderstanding.

The great actor Wei Yan nearly went mad when he found out the truth.

When the production team tried to promote Wei Yan and Feng Huaiman as a couple, Wei Yan's fans raged, asking what Feng Huaiman had ever done to deserve him.

After the show aired, hashtags like #FengHuaimanTheViolentBeauty and #FengHuaimanTheAll-Rounder dominated the trending searches.

Netizens: ????

- If you can't figure out how to date him, Brother Yan, let me take over!

Wei Yan responded by posting his marriage certificate:

- Married. Don't bother thinking about me.

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Theme: Life is long. You should allow yourself to make a few small mistakes.