After Breaking Up with the Strongest, We Keep Clashing at the Crematorium

Gojo Satoru and I met at the Bureau, got married after two years, and divorced eight days later. The reason? I really couldn't stand him changing size whenever he felt like it. I know that most people who join the Bureau are weirdos and outcasts, but I had no idea he was this deranged.

When people in the Bureau take on missions and develop their skills, they usually go for things like physical enhancements or some kind of magic weapon. But him? He created a split-off DK No. 2, claiming it was the strongest god in human form, a nuclear weapon with a pulse.

The first night of our marriage, his skill nearly killed me. One would have been bad enough, but there were two! Talk about playing dirty!

Making it to the eighth day was the absolute limit of my endurance. The next morning, I happened to hear him answer Geto Suguru's question about why he'd chosen me. I wanted to know too. His answer? "Because it's fun."

I couldn't take it anymore. I broke up with him on the spot, took a mission, and ran off. And he actually had the nerve to chase after me and argue about it!

Enough already!

I just can't take the Gojo double-decker anymore!

After breaking up with the strongest, I spend every day stubbornly trying to pull myself out of this emotional hell.

A heartless, inhuman, extremely sadistic, crazy bastard of a cat, with his catlike traits maxed out. Watch this cat descend from his pedestal for love, then crash headfirst into a wall for love.

Told in third person.

A silly, fun, sweet romance.

Theme: Gojo the cat descends from his pedestal for love