Reborn: The Sorcery World's Strongest Guide to Crushing Scum

Next up: After Breaking Up with the Strongest, I Wrestle Stubbornly at the Crematorium

I met Gojo Satoru at the Bureau. We got married after two years, then broke up just eight days later. The reason was that I really couldn't stand him casually changing sizes. I knew people who joined the Bureau were mostly freaks and social outcasts, but I hadn't realized he was that much of a pervert. When people entered the Bureau and unlocked skills for their missions, they usually got things like enhanced strength or some magical weapons. But what did he do? He made a second DK clone, claiming it was the strongest weapon: a humanoid nuclear bomb.

On our wedding night, his skill nearly killed me. One of him was bad enough, but there were two! No fair!

Making it to the eighth day was already the limit of my endurance. The next morning, I happened to hear him answering Geto Suguru's question about why he chose me. I wanted to ask that too. His answer? "Because you're fun."

I'd had enough. I broke up with him on the spot, took a mission, and fled as far away as I could. And he still had the nerve to chase after me and argue about it!

Stop arguing!

I just can't take a double serving of big and small Satoru anymore!

Every day after breaking up with the strongest, I stubbornly struggle in the crematorium.

A heartless, inhuman-feeling, dangerously S-mad cat with a foul mouth, watching the cat come down from his pedestal for love and slam into a wall over and over for love.

Novel synopsis:

One day, Gojo Satoru got a golden finger, crossed over into the real world, and found the original author, jjxx.

He wanted to kill a certain J and let him experience what it felt like to be cut in half.

But a character created by an author couldn't kill their creator. No matter how hard 5t5 tried, a certain J stayed alive and used the creator's golden finger to strike back.

Gojo Satoru and his contract partner, Xia Feiran, entered a loop again and again after being killed.

In the loop, Xia Feiran went from an unremarkable young lady to Niu Gulu Feiran, growing stronger with each iteration. In the end, she found a way to break the deadlock and escaped the loop with Gojo Satoru.

They successfully took revenge and made their enemies pay.

To escape the fate of being cut in half over and over, Gojo Satoru made it into the third dimension through sheer force of will. At first, he had a single, simple goal: kill a certain J and restore balance to the manga world.

But life in the third-dimensional world was unexpectedly joyful.

Even after being caught in the loop and killed again and again, he could still feel the love of the entire world.

So many people watched him, cared about him, and liked him from the bottom of their hearts.

Including the girl in front of him, who said one thing but meant another.

The heroine starts off as an ordinary, delicate shut-in fanfiction girl, then evolves into Niu Gulu, strong in both body and mind.

The cat's revenge gets a little serious, and he goes into a deranged state, but he's still playful, narcissistic, and good at stirring up trouble.

[Revenge Guide: Action Handbook:

1. Never overestimate the character of a narrow-minded, ordinary man. He even resents the character he created.

2. Peel away someone's secret identities one by one, and you'll find there's nothing there, just a bundle of cowardice, fear, and anxiety, radiating more resentment than a cursed spirit.

3. You should reason with people, but not with something as vile as a cursed-spirit-like hybrid.

4. Show no mercy. Show no mercy. Show no mercy!]

Note:

The author has entered a state of madness.

Gojo Satoru breaks through the dimensional barrier to take revenge and make a certain J pay.

The heroine, Xia Feiran, is an ordinary person, a socially anxious fan of anime and manga, a famous name in the fandom under a hidden identity, and a fan of Gojo Satoru.

Revenge and romance get equal focus.

The revenge is fiery and satisfying; the romance is about healing and saving each other.

More revenge plans are coming, including one involving the neighboring Detective Conan world.

Theme: Loving your characters is an author's first duty.