[Anime Crossover] Administrator, the Male Lead Is Offline

Monologue: I don't like my job one bit. If I could switch careers, I would have done it ages ago. Just think about it. A job with no days off all year, no base salary or commission, and no benefits. That would be bad enough, but I also have to risk my life going into battle and waste every ounce of my strength, both physical and mental. Who would want to do that? Don't tell me I'm the one chosen by the gods. It's so annoying. Yes, I don't age or die, and I'll stay young and beautiful forever, but what's the point? Who am I supposed to look pretty for? Of the three people who have been my partners for years, two are women, and the other is a man built like a giant teddy bear. Wait, none of that matters. The point is, I don't have any biological needs at all, okay? I'm not even human. Oh, you didn't know I wasn't human? Well, I look human, but I'm not the same as a human. Who am I? I don't have a name. People just call me the Administrator of Time and Space. Literary version: "I just hate this job," she said lazily. "Then how about coming over to my side?" he replied with a smile. "It's much more interesting over here." "Stay away from me." She couldn't even be bothered to sneer at him. They both knew they were separated by countless dimensions and worlds. What did it matter that they could see and hear each other? The distance between them could never grow any smaller. Unless... cause and effect went awry in his world, and then perhaps her world could turn along with his. Things to keep in mind while reading: 1. The pairing in this story is Kuroro Rusiru. 2. The author tends to poke fun at herself a lot. 3. This story was born of pent-up frustration.