[Note left on 2023.10.23: The main text is in third person.]
I'm an utterly ordinary person who, one day, somehow became a counselor at a supernatural academy.
My job is to protect my students.
That should be easy enough for me
Wait! Why are they all such inexplicable oddballs?!
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I was doing my best to comfort the tragic-romance heroine crying on the rooftop, until I was parched and dizzy. Then the strong heroine came up, grabbed the tragic-romance hero by the ear, slapped him three times, and made him kneel, shouting, "You dared bully someone in our class? So you've got a death wish! Making Mingyue cry like this means you're asking for trouble!"
The tragic-romance heroine sobbed and threw herself into the strong heroine's arms.
Me, after comforting her for two hours: ?
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That handsome, taciturn male student suddenly showed up carrying his petite roommate. His face was red and he was drenched in sweat as he told me in a hoarse voice, "Teacher, Tiantian's in heat. Do you have a suppressor?"
Me: "In heat?"
Male student: "An omega's heat."
Me: "?"
Male student: "Like how I'm an alpha and have a rut. Never mind, you're a beta, so you wouldn't understand."
Me, an ordinary person: "Huh?"
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The student with hair down to their ankles: "Sir, how do you use this glowing metal box?"
The student with a mouthful of fangs: "Teacher, I really want to suck your blood. Any idea why?"
The student who turned from a cat into a human: "I really missed class today because that damn tentacle monster trapped me. Teacher, make him pay!"
The student dressed head to toe in designer clothes: "Don't waste my time. I'll take back everything that belongs to me from that illegitimate child."
The student who often disappears: "Teacher, I'm trapped in an infinite-loop world. Help me!"
The student carrying a mysterious bracelet: "She dared to break off our engagement. I'll make her regret it!"
The student with a natural ability to attract admirers: "Someone followed me again today. Teacher, help me out."
The student gazing at him with deep affection: "Teacher, you know? You're a lot like him."
Me: "?"
I let out a piercing scream.
A whole bunch of lunatics.
[Note]
1. The school is not based on a real one.
2. The school and classes in this story are not like those at real universities. The system was invented for the sake of the plot and comedy, so please don't overthink it. Real counselors aren't like this.
3. A lighthearted, ridiculous story. No outline.
4. This is the product of the author being driven mad by academic pressure.
Theme: Love your students, love your job
