Simp's Diary [Online Romance]

[The plot is unchanged, but the blurb has been revised. The main text is written in third person.]

Shi Shen's Diary

2022-8-25

To get back at that jerk Xie Xun, I decided to make a female character and become his devoted simp. I'd shower him with passionate attention, then suddenly turn cold and leave him unsettled. (Maniacal grin.)

2022-8-26

After I sent him ten friend requests, that jerk Xie Xun finally accepted one. He asked who I was, and I sweetly said, "I'm your little soft cake." The jerk ignored me! I swallowed my embarrassment and sent the four words, "Hello, Master," but then I saw a red exclamation mark and fell into a long, deep reflection.

It's fine. Red means passion. He wants to marry me.

2022-8-29

Xie Xun often doesn't reply to my messages, so I sent him a hundred. He finally replied, "Can you stop bothering me? Are you crazy?" I was so thrilled. He'd actually started asking for my opinion and caring about how I was doing, so I gently replied, "No."

2022-9-10

Whenever I ask if he has feelings for me, he vanishes. But whenever I ask if he's logging in, he replies in a second. Sigh, I never knew he was so shy. He can't bring himself to say it, but he loves playing games with me. He really is a man of action.

2022-x-x

Today I came across a ghost story. Xie Xun actually messaged my main account and asked, "Do you know Little Soft Cake?" I was horrified, remembering all the things I'd said while simping for him these past few months... If he really found out, I'd have to jump off a rooftop. So I told him to get lost on my main and deleted him, while pretending on my other account that I'd fallen for someone else.

2022-x-x

Damn, he found out. (Despair.)

2022-x-x

Damn it, Xie Xun, you jerk! I hate you!

[Take a look]

1. Inspired by jokes I saw online.

2. A light, sweet story.

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